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saru brother

OK but aside from the funny, this is the gorilla doing its best to correct a gorilla faux pas! Gorillas don’t make eye contact except as a challenge. They avoid looking at each other directly as much as possible. So this fella just accidentally slid forward and looked the human right in the eye and went “oooooops” and turned FULLY around to go “I have no quarrel with you!”

anarchowizardist

ratfuck

BIDEN HAS COVID

ratfuck

President Joe Biden has tested positive for Covid-19 and is experiencing "mild symptoms," White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre sai

autismking

emojiturtledaily

Day 497: 🐢 & 🐘

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sluttynurse

guy who watches looney tunes and gets scared and goes "what the fuck that's so messed up"

misspiggyforvogueitalia

Signs of Love

You LIED to me

Hey, op? Fuck you.

grow up

didn’t even realize it was a bot because this interaction is so human

bogleech

Full video here of this gastropod-specialized snake actually eating the snail, I just think these first few seconds are the new funniest thing in the world somehow

spearxwind

smownan

theburialofstrawberries

Took me years to understand the "why the long face" punchlines to "so a horse walks into a bar" jokes because I just thought that's a normal sized face to have if you're a horse. It never occurred to me judge a horse by the standards of man

theburialofstrawberries

I was a better person than all of you

crazy-brazilian

odumb-deactivated20220303

till deactivation do us part

flightyfinch

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

depsidase

imoutocoq

porkyminch-deactivated20130907

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

nflstreet

this post had tumblr in a chokehold in 2013

tha--snazzle

suppermariobroth

Top: normally, trying to attack Klaptraps or Klaptrap-like enemies in the first three Donkey Kong Country games on the SNES from the front results in the player character being hurt by the enemy’s snapping jaws, seen here with a Krimp enemy in Donkey Kong Country 3.

Bottom: however, in Donkey Kong Country 3 specifically, a glitch allows Krimps to be defeated with an attack from the front. The code only checks what direction the D-Pad is pressed when the player character attacks the Krimp; if it is pressed in the opposite direction of the Krimp’s movement, the game assumes the player is moving into the Krimp’s jaws, and hurts the character. However, if the D-Pad is briefly held in the same direction the Krimp is moving when the player collides with it, the game will erroneously assume the player was moving in the same direction as the Krimp, and must have thus attacked it from behind, even though that is not the case. This kills the Krimp.

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