CombustableSpit

Anime, Fandom, Comedy - IDK

[claybefree]

Good morning comrades

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[grunkleguts]

*Logs back onto Tumblr*

[r00]

[r00]

https://www.demirramon.com/en/generators/undertale_text_box_generator

[arkymouse]

[officialearthbound]

[pybuki]

[taigam-ojutai-master]

[jennilah]

went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned

[jennilah]

but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone

[jennilah]

is 9…………. post office closing time…….  no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C

[jennilah]

well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow

[jennilah]

i mean what did i expect really

a package?

too unrealistic

[jennilah]

amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today

[jennilah]

omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name

she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea

[cursedwitchazel]

mail is dumb

[skodasforge]

The mail lady saying “NO. I REFUSE to say it again” was more climactic than the Braveheart speech.

[taylorbrownok]

[hellenhighwater]

this is so goddam close to being a perfectly sick burn. so close. and yet so far.

[starcrossed-sky]

y'our

[memeluvr2-deactivated20200118]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“oh. sorry”

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[z-nogyrop]

imagine we make contact with an alien species that’s like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to

and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad and they eat it and they’re like holy living fuck this is tasty. and suddenly they’re offering us huge houses with all kind of advanced technological shit and incredible medical care and all the amenities and everything, with the only condition that we keep making salad for them.

and like, salad isn’t even hard to make. grab some plants, dump em in a bowl. it doesn’t have to be fancy salad, they’ll fall all over themselves for the most mediocre salad in the world. we can make so much salad that we’re practically drowning in it, even if we eat some of the salad ourselves. and in exchange we’re protected from danger, we have great living conditions, it’s basically paradise compared to life on earth

imagine

[z-nogyrop]

now realize that this is what bees have done to us

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

my shoplifting haul

a grape: like 0.01 or something

TWO free samples: 0.00, but going back for a second one was definitely anti-capitalist

smiling at a cashier and getting a smile back: priceless :)

[weirdnessisgood]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[awed-frog]

flirting in the 21st century

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

so i was just on the tram standing all the way back and this 2m tall man with long blondish hair walks in and asks me something so i pause my music and he repeats ‘is this tram going downtown’ im like yeah lol hes like ‘oh thanks, im not from around here you know’ and i was like???? cause he spoke in my language and had a perfect local accent??? so anyways i said yeah sorry i didnt respond right away i have my headphones in and he smiled down on me and went ‘thats okay!’ and patted my head and went to take a seat so like. What the fuck did i encounter

[dunkjrk-deactivated20251217]

Thor

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

oh

[pochowek]

On the early morning of december 17th im going to post the peanut butter baby, an image rich in skin tone pixels, like 50 times in a row, and get banned

[pochowek]

They dont like it already

[pochowek]

Hold on lemme post another one

[pochowek]

Like clockwork

[tiralatele]

[richardalexanderrr]

lmao homeboy STRUGGLED

[rumourdaledotcom]

Idk who he is but I love him

[sour-charity]

This feels like a cartoon

[skeletalrabbit]

This is literally what it’s like to own a rabbit tho

[anonymousfragger]

This part got me so bad i had to gif it

[difficiel]

“WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS”

[flowerytwats]

I’m having war flashbacks to when I used to own rabbits