Crushing on monsters since 2007

33. Jewish. Megamind fan. Opinionated and loud. 200% shipping trash. Pronouns are he/they unless I know you, and then she is fine. THIS BLOG IS NOT TERF, MAP/SUPPORTER, NAZI/SUPPORTER/APOLOGIST FRIENDLY. DO NOT FOLLOW ANY OF MY BLOGS IF ANY OF THESE.

[beepboopbitch-deactivated202011]

“not everything has to be gay” it does actually

[blondebrainpowered]

Sigourney Weaver, 1983

Photographer: Helmut Newton

[renniegade]

@cayliana

[cayliana]

I don't know if I mentioned my big lesbian crush on her to you in a while, you remembered!

[discount-supervillain]

[wishuponastarion]

@cayliana

[pmamtraveller]

by Poshichi Rou

[eori-namo]

Sonia

[wishuponastarion]

@cayliana

[napkins-yum-yum]

When I was 15 I recreated The Smiths' album covers entirely using Megamind screenshots. I now release them unto my Tumblr mutuals for your entertainment

[renniegade]

@dalniente @cornistasiathecoblinking @cayliana @thatfilthyanimal

[moonlightmagical]

every blog i come across, scrolling and posting in peace:

me:

[bishybarnaby]

But the complexity and the grey lie not in the boop, but what you do with the boop once you have it.

[a-pickle-jar]

[cayliana]

Helloooooooooo kay <3 i am here to spy an collect information

Actual footage of Jajna's return! WB bb!

@jajna

[silver-spider-art]

My friend @cayliana OC Seth in my dnd campaign. With his little awakened mushroom Bimii.

[cayliana]

Everyone look at my lad!

[intosnarkness]

One of the most interesting ways that Christocentrism rears it’s ugly head is when a Jewish person does something because of our religion and here come all the ex-xtian atheists to say “GOD DOESNT CARE IF YOU EAT PORK” or “YOURE NOT GONNA DIE IF YOU WORK ON SATURDAY”.

Like yeah, no shit. As a Jew I don’t fear god. I don’t think he is gonna impose consequences on me if I break his rules. That’s not how the relationship works.

If I do something because Jewish tradition says to, it’s because I’m honoring my community and keeping my culture alive. God doesn’t really enter the equation. He can have given us a rule, but if you know any Jews you know we have nine to eleven ways of following any rule and it depends on what suits us in the situation.

So if you slip a Jewish person trief to “show them” that nothing bad will happen to them, you are an asshole of the highest order and have fundamentally misunderstood the rule they’re seeking to follow.

Judaism does not include fear of God. It is a partnership with history and community and culture. And god can come, too, if he promises to be cool about it.

[hachama]

Also, sneaking something into someone's food that they don't usually eat? That they haven't eaten in years? It can make them physically ill. That's not Gd punishing them. It's the entirely predictable consequences of ignoring someone's boundaries around food.

I don't abstain from pork because Gd. I abstain from pork because I'm a Jew. Please don't give me food poisoning to "prove a point," unless that point is "I shouldn't trust you with anything of importance ever again."

[sophie531896273240810891]

i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

[sophie531896273240810891]

i literally get what marie kondo was talking about now

[sophie531896273240810891]

bc everyone keeps requesting to see it filled :)

[lew-basnight]

I don’t know how long I’ve been here. Time seems to pass differently. But the place is cozy and private so I have no complaints. And whenever I’m hungry, I go outside with my bowl and walk down the hill to the shore. Sometimes the lake is made of soup. Sometimes it’s huge pasta noodles the size of barges. Sometimes it’s breakfast cereal. Sometimes it’s dumplings the size of great whales. I dip my little bowl and take a portion and carry it back up to the house.

Today I found a new bowl! In its center is a little hill with a little house. I will carry it down to the shore and fill it up, and whomever lives in that little house can have a tiny portion of my meal. I hope they have a nice bowl to put it in..

[ir0n-angel]

[golyadkin]

Hot tip for parents both present and future: When your kid tells you something is wrong, listen to them!

Sorry for not posting much lately, I’ve been busy with work and personal stuff, including an upcoming spinal x-ray I’ve been waiting over a decade for and the angriest doctor I’ve ever met in my life

[naamahdarling]

The normal amount of back pain in a child is ZERO.

And if you think it’s because of too many books, ask the fucking school why the kids don’t have time to put them away or get them out.

And send them to a doctor anyway. Spinal misalignment is one of the easiest things to detect. Just fucking do it.

[shegos]

#current mood

[eve-made-the-right-choice]

this show really did cover every type of breakdown a human can have

[catchymemes]

[mutant-distraction]

[recklesslyinfatuated2]

There’s a damn good story here.

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

It's the flip flop that's turned into an anklet that really makes it for me