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Blaise: Blaise Weasley or Ronald Zabini?
Draco: ...
Draco: What?
Blaise: Blaise Weasley or Ronald Zabini?
Draco: Why are you even thinking about this?
Blaise: Well, I love my mother, but she's not really the best person in the world. Mrs Weasley on the other side gives me food and hugs every time I see her.
Draco: Do you ever consider you can just... put a hyphen in your surname?
Blaise: ...
Blaise: But still...
Draco: What did you do to Blaise last night?
Ron: What? I didn’t do anything, the date was amazing
Draco: Yeah, but he’s been making that face all morning. Look, he’s doing it again!
Ron: ...but he’s just smiling?
Draco: Exactly! It’s creeping everyone out!
Ron: Yesterday I was with Blaise and suddenly the light went out
Draco: Did you use that opportunity to do something?
Ron: Yeah of course, I ate his pizza
Draco: …
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Blaise: Do you want to know your gay name?
Ron: What? My gay name?
Blaise: Yeah, it’s your first name—
Ron: Haha. That’s very funny, Blaise—
Blaise *gets down on one knee*: And my last name
Ron: Bloody hell
Ron: Hey, guys, Zabini is doing that thing again
Harry: What thing?
Ron: He just handed me a new chessboard and told me to have a nice day! How weird is that? He’s been doing this for months and I don’t know what he’s trying to do!
Hermione: You don’t know why, Ron?
Ron: I just think he’s being all weird like Slytherins are. Like Draco constantly bickering with Harry and Pansy constantly teasing you, you know, before you got together! Right?
Hermione: Okay, so let me get this straight, you are sitting here with a new chessboard from Blaise, eating chocolates that Blaise bought for you, and a pie Blaise made for you, wearing pajamas that Blaise got for you, and you are…wondering what he is trying to do?
Ron, chewing on a mouthful of pie: I know! How weird is he!
Harry: …I’m less oblivious than this, right?
Hermione: Debatable
Ron: Hey, what are you all doing here?
Draco: Well, it’s a ball to raise money for the Aurors, isn’t it? I’ve always had a soft spot for men in uniform. One in particular
Blaise: And I’ve always had a hard spot. You look good tonight, Weasley
Ron, blushing: …whatever
Pansy: Oh my god, I can’t believe I live to see this day. Is Blaise Zabini…crying? He’s actually crying?
Ron: Oh, yeah. I invited him over for the holiday and mum gave him his very own Weasley sweater. He likes it, I think
Pansy, looking at Blaise who’s silently crying while wearing his Weasley sweater: I’m sure he loves it
Ron: I don’t know how to get Blaise to ask me out. How do you do it with Draco?
Harry: Well, I remembered pissing him off. Then we just started making out
Ron: So I should start an argument with Blaise? I’m not sure it’d work. Blaise never gets mad at me
Harry: Hmm, now that’s hard
Ron: Oh! I know! We should ask the person who knows this best!
*later*
Hermione, opening the door: What relationship advice do you need now?
Ron & Harry: …
Draco: Tomorrow is my anniversary with Harry, I’d like to cook him an impressive breakfast. Could you help with that since you always do it for Ron?
Blaise: I’d be honoured, Draco. Preparing food for one’s lover is the most intimate gift of all. Aside from washing their hair
Draco: Did you do that with Ron?
Blaise: Do you want me to lie?
Blaise: People have been talking about some special calendar all morning. You guys got any clues what it is?
Pansy: Yeah the new Auror calendar is out
Theo: The one where all the Aurors pose in sexy Auror robes?
Pansy: That’s the one, and this year is specifically hot because it’s rumoured that Harry Potter is wet and shirtless in June, but the problem is all they are gone
Blaise: All gone?
Pansy: Yeah, somebody must have bought all the copies and kept them all to himself just to gawk at Potter all day
Theo: Draco, what the hell? Give us some! I want to see Neville shirtless!
Blaise: And Ron Weasley too
Draco: What? Why did you think it was me who bought all of it?
Pansy: Because you’re obsessed with Potter. And also that suspicious box labeled “calendar” sitting next to you
Draco: …
Ron: Guys look! Look at this cool new jacket Zabini got me! He’s such a great friend!
Draco: Friend? You know that when somebody buys clothes for you, it means they wanna take those clothes off you right?
Ron: What? Really?
Ron: …but he got me a whole new wardrobe last month!
Ron: …
Ron: Wait—
Harry: Yeah take your time, mate, take your time
Pansy: What is Theo doing flailing around in the Black lake?
Draco: He’s trying to court Neville
Pansy: By emerging himself in water? He’s gonna drown
Blaise: He’s just trying to catch a toad for Longbottom, since Trevor recently passed
Pansy: Aww that’s sweet—yup, he’s drowning. He’s drowning! I’m coming, Theo! WAIT!
Draco: Should we go help?
Blaise: They’ll be fine
Ron: You smell really good. What cologne are you wearing, Zabini?
Blaise, grinning: Nothing
Ron: …
Neville: Oh he’s pretty. Pretty, uh, pretty guy standing in the Great Hall, the pretty—he’s pretty, Merlin he’s pretty
Harry: Oh! That’s Draco’s friend, Theo, he’s friendly, just go up to him and ask him out
Neville: No I can’t
Ron: Come on, what’s the worst thing that could happen, Neville?
Neville: I could die!
Pansy: I can’t believe Harry duelled another bloke just because he was jealous the guy was flirting with you, Draco, that was mad
Draco: I don’t know, it’s pretty hot to me. I mean, he won! You get it, right Blaise? You’re a guy too
Blaise: Sorry, I don’t resort to violence like that
Draco: Really? What happened to the new Auror trainee who flirted with Ron last year?
Blaise: …
Blaise: I had a talk with the Head Auror and have him relocated to Wellington
Pansy: You sent the guy to New Zealand?
Blaise: No I didn’t, the Head Auror did. Did you not listen to the story?
Draco: Hey how was your breakfast with Neville?
Harry: It was okay
Ron: He’s still kind of sad because he broke up with Hannah though
Theo: Wait, guys! Is this Neville, your HOT Nagini-slayer Neville?
Harry: Yeah
Theo: Ooh! Why don’t you set us up?
Draco: Set you up? With Neville?
Theo: Yeah! He was the one that always stares at me when I come in!
Ron: No, he’s the one who looked at you once because you got in his way while he was carrying a plant
Theo: Still! I could tell! He’s into me!
