I am so Lost

[fashion-runways]

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[tyrantisterror]

Youtube needs a “never recommend this or anything remotely like this to me ever again” button.

[falsedetective]

the uncanny valley between “this academic article doesn’t make sense because i’m an idiot” and “this academic article doesn’t make sense because the author is an idiot”

[thenatsdorf]

[sandersstudies]

My favorite part is when the kitty runs to the window and looks out like “the outside stuff????? It is inside?????”

[strawberryjellystuff-deactivate]

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i had to

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[my-darling-boy]

I was having writers block and so I took a break and soon enough it was 3 in the morning and I had impulsively sewn together a tiny mouse you’re welcome

[my-darling-boy]

For those of you who asked, I have made a sewing tutorial on how to make your very own Peaches the Mouse!

[my-darling-boy]

I see people reblogging this with “to buy” but this pattern is free??? Someone even asked me “why don’t you charge money for it, it took you forever to put the document together” and I said “Not a lot of people have money and if they have some fabric scraps and a couple of buttons lying around they can make themselves a little mouse friend for free and that might make them happy and that makes me happier than receiving money???” Make yourself a liddol creacher! Heals the Soul!

[my-darling-boy]

Need some indoor crafts right about now? Peaches is here to help soothe anxiety!

[badluckbadger]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[whitepeopletwitter]

[captainschmoe]

[shitpostsampler]

My very first mounted cross stitch! I made it for my mom's birthday, here's hoping it survives shipping!

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Growing up with your starters

Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter

[chabbit]

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:

Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.

Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.

Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.

Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.

Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.

Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!

[notsomerryerry]

@noelle217

[gale-gentlepenguin]

This is adorable

[arrghigiveup]

They just posted some more!

[source]

[kradeiz]

And some more!

[everythingfox]

(via)

[iamsuchagoodfriend-deactivated2]

[enjolred]

Me, opening AO3: let’s see if I can find a fic will give me the very specific high I need to go on living for another day

[charamells-deactivated20220424]

Pokemon fusions

[thatdisasterauthor]

The Texas State Aquarium has taught their crow to play connect four and I am DELIGHTED.

[ajax-b1ue]

Uhhhhhh… wow. Not every day you see your co-workers making the rounds on tumblr. 

o___o

[thatdisasterauthor]

To be fair, birds playing games is exactly the sort of nonsense tumblr loves.

AND THANK YOU FOR SHARING THIS WONDERFUL LADY’S NAME.

[thedevilwearstrenchcoats]

[meyerlansky]

so cal’s latest thing is stuffing himself into one of my pillowcases for naps, presumably because it’s nice and enclosed and i’ve never had a cat who loves to burrow more than him

that said, sometimes he gets stuck and i lose my shit

[thatspectacularpigeon]

I hate people that are like "oh you shouldn't curse. Use proper words. Only people with a small vocabulary uses curse words" like no Karen fuck is exactly the word I'm looking for.

Because saying you are and idiot is one thing

Saying you are a fucking idiot is another

[arachnofiend]

Similarly, trying to be all fancy and calling someone a “blight on the world” simply has a different energy and weight to it than calling them a fucking asshole.

You wouldn’t use a rapier in the same situation you’d use a folding chair.

[ruffboi-mags]

that last line is on fire tho.