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[longislandairpower]

[comeintotheparlour]

Classic Harrier photo.

[queen-mabs-revenge]

[regicide1997]

Let 👏 Bernie 👏 Say 👏 Fuck!

[comeintotheparlour]

Poor Bernie will never be President. He really would, “Clear the swamp”, but in a nice way.

[deepbreathfromthemask-deactivat]

Welcome to our brand-new, modern ECT suite! You can feel safe with us.

We'll start with a little shot and then you'll be given the mask.

You're not afraid of the mask, aren't you ?

We'll have to use the mask - it's standard procedure!

At this point you'll also get some more IV medication.

When the psychiatrist decides that it's time to start the treatment, she will place the electrodes on your head.

The ECT- machine will be switched on. It will send an electric current through your brain. The current will only flow for a couple of seconds, but to you it might feel much longer...

When the current stops, you will be given the mask again.

You will wake up, breathing from the mask. Most of the patients do not remember the electric shock.

The psyciatrist will decide if the treatment was successful or if it will have to be repeated...

We hope you will enjoy your stay with us!

😷😉

[tormund0giantsbane]

Yes please. I want all the treatments, all the needles and all the electricity

[comeintotheparlour]

We will try ect three times. If there is no improvement in your condition, a fourth and final session will be scheduled, during which the doctor will perform an icepick lobotomy, something she rather enjoys. You won’t be told this, off course, for fear it might distress you.

[sissywifecassie]

Everyone deserves to live out their fantasy!!

[comeintotheparlour]

This includes your girlfriend who has always wanted to sissify you.

[thewriterkb]

The Graceful Process of Refueling a Plane During Flight. 

[comeintotheparlour]

If you get it right, otherwise there is a lot of swearing and blaming each other.

[thewriterkb]

Diego, the 100+ Year Old Galapagos Tortoise whose Rampant Libido Saved his Species from the Brink of Extinction, is Officially Retired and is Pictured here being Carried out to his Native Española Island by a Ranger. Diego Fathered more than 900 Offspring, Increasing the Local Population - of his Notoriously Difficult to Breed Species - to more than 2000.

[comeintotheparlour]

A tortoise has got to do, what a tortoise has got to do.

[anxietyproblem]

[comeintotheparlour]

They say the internet is to blame for us developing a short attention span. Or as Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory would say, the average American has the attention span of the length of time it takes for a bowel movement.

[docjest1964]

I haven't drawn anything in months... today I drew this

[comeintotheparlour]

I love your artwork, and the sinister side it has.

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

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[comeintotheparlour]

They say that hospital accident and emergency departments are busier on the night of a full moon. So, add Halloween into that and it should be quite an eventful night.

[numb3rth30ry]

[R3CT4NGUL4TION.]

Mathematics is beautiful. <3

[comeintotheparlour]

I took an evening class in mathematics, which I actually managed to pass. I was also taking a class in ceramics. As a ‘thankyou’ to my Maths teacher, I made her a mug, engraved on which was lots of mathematical formulae. I checked the formulae again and again for any mistakes before firing in the kiln. Guess what I found after firing? :(((((

[madeofwhitebone]

Coming back from the farmers market

[comeintotheparlour]

Considering what I am eating as I view this, I should be ashamed. If it’s any consolation? I did make the marmalade on my toast.

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[comeintotheparlour]

You never get the complete facts. Was the alligator alive, dead, plastic or intoxicated? Was the alligator used to sniff out the magic mushrooms?

[asystoledefib]

A clone is prepped and sedated before her impregnation procedure. She’ll be kept sedated until she’s verified that she’s pregnant. After that she’ll be taken off anesthesia. After she births then she’ll be gently euthanized as she’s served her purpose.

[comeintotheparlour]

I hope she isn’t told she will be euthanised after birth,  or she may pose a risk to the foetus. May I suggest she is harvested after euthanisation? This would generate some revenue. You know how our budget has been affected by the Covid-19 pandemic.

[studentlifeproblems]

[comeintotheparlour]

When my Sister-In-Law was at school, if she asked to go to the bathroom she was given permission but on her return she would be struck over the back of the hand with a ruler. The purpose was to encourage the children to use the bathroom at specified breaktimes.

[clauderudy58]

[jenniesissy]

Gorgeous panties with so many pretty feminine details!

[comeintotheparlour]

A Summer visit to Aunty’s goes astray when your luggage is lost. Aunty consoles you, telling you not to worry as she has lots of nice things you can wear until your luggage is found. She tells you she has put some nice things in your bedside cabinet. Your face is a picture when you open the top drawer and see these, and many more like them.

[madmaxrules]

[comeintotheparlour]

I feel like a deer caught in the headlights. By the time I realise the danger I’m in, she’ll have already bitten it off.

[ashrfd24]

[comeintotheparlour]

We have to keep her alive for a little longer, they haven’t prepped the recipient yet.

What? what do you mean ‘keep me alive’? , , , ‘Recipient’???