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totally unserious about everything they/them ⭑ 17 star wars blog: @hrrizon star trek blog: @hrrizxn

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jim kirk… 2009 jim kirk my muse…

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about to spend ungodly amounts of money on unnecessary things wish me luck

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always thinking about baby padawan anakin

[thelesbianthespianposts]

love the idea of aroace mace windu who just- doesn’t get? why everyone is having such a hard time with the attachment rule?? Like just don’t??? Fall in love???? This shit is easy guys why are you so bad at this

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me: writes the most beautiful, poetic, sentence i have ever created

also me: writes “u” instead of “you”

[paxny]

Babe wake up, it’s sobbing about Obi-Wan Kenobi hours

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my favorite types of fics are the ones where luke goes “i have to confess something… my dad is darth vader” and din is like “who??” cause that bitch doesn’t have a clue what’s going on in the galaxy

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canon is a line and i’ve gone so far past it i can’t even see it anymore

[ahhrenata]

Hello there! Idk if you're currently taking requests so I'll just shoot you the idea for entertainment —Cody dropping Obi-Wans lightsaber because he has to catch something far more valuable instead...being Obi-Wan lmao (yk from the RotS post where Cody picks up the lightsaber and looks up as if expecting Obi-Wan to follow)

OMG ANN I FINALLY FINISHED AND IM CACKLING AT THE SECOND GIF. Definitely not enough of a warning 😂

(From this post)

[o-wise-corvid]

Obi-Wan flattens Cody into a crater. The dust clears and you just see them laying there. Obi-Wan tries to move and groans. Cody coughs.

“Nice catch, Cody...”

“When have I... *wince*... ever let you down... sir...”

[ahhrenata]

[o-wise-corvid]

“What are you cursing for?”

“I am cursing, sir, because on my visor HUD, I am watching a slow motion replay of you crushing me into the ground followed by an explosion of heart emojis.”

Obi-Wan:

Cody: *outraged and whacking Obi-Wan over the head with his own lightsaber* Are- whack- you- whack- laughing?!

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obi-wan being aroace in my fanfic isn’t important to the story but it is important to ME

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reading fanfics: nooo why can’t they just be happy 🥲

writing fanfics: YOO WHY ARE THESE CHARACTERS SO GOOFY 💀💀💀

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thanks to all the sex bots that follows me ur the reason i keep going 💯💯

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me when i realize i actually have to make things canon compliant:

😧

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obi-wan is bisexual and aroace. why? because i said so.

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i have like zero knowledge about star wars timelines and maps and stuff i am so sorry about this guys

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you guys can’t have too much faith in me, i’m just human and in fact not an unhinged ao3 author

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hear me out: order 66 happens but cody doesn’t turn and now he and obi wan is raising luke on tatooine while hiding from the empire