It's a cold and it's a broken Waluigi

23. 24. He/Him. I like podcasts, D&D, anime, cats, and video games.

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

can I get a refund for having seen this

[mycatisadolfkitler-deactivated2]

I always see the dog choking info on here, so here’s what to do if a kitty is choking

Save your kitties, we all know they eat everything anyway. 

http://www.wikihow.com/Save-a-Choking-Cat

http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-CPR-on-a-Cat

[earthmindheartsky]

Q

[coldalbion]

important

[breelandwalker]

REBLOG TO SAVE THE KITTIES!

[girlwithbird-blog]

IMPORTANT FOR KITTY OWNERS

[hazel-k-proserpine]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT!!! MY CAR WAS CHOKING ON SOME RIBBON THAT GOT LEFT ON THE GROUND AND THESE TIPS SAVED ONE OF MY PRECIOUS FUR BABIES’ LIVES.

[llleagle]

[commiechameleon0]

Yo I'm back on tumblr what's good y'all

[newdoges]

[commiechameleon0]

It's inexplicable but I always get Mandy Moore and Brittany Murphy confused

[laymansterms12]

This still makes me laugh whenever I think about it

[skarchomp]

I never really got the hatred for ska fans but then I heard one give their opinion on what the best version of Take on Me is and I Understood

[skarchomp]

sorry sean i personally prefer the version that isn’t performed by circus seals honking horns for fish

[chum-personable]

YOU’RE A FOOL

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

sasuke? from hamilton?

[not100bees]

i’ve played a few games of dnd, and my favorite class to play is the bard, and my favorite bard spell is vicious mockery, which is essentially where you say a magic yo momma joke and the target takes damage. the type of damage is kinda weird, psychic damage, i never understood that, what the hell is psychic damage? how can that hurt you. i should amend that to say that i never understood that until now when reading this caused me to take psychic damage irl

[dankmemeuniversity]

[commiechameleon0]

One time I was playing an AL D&D game and we came upon a well, which we all were immediately suspicious since we were in an abandoned castle and the dm took time to mention the well. So we spent like 10 minutes fucking with it, we dropped a rock in it and backed away and the dm was like "OK you see a bunch of bubbles start coming up" and we all immediately get battle ready, but then nothing happens. We all start talking about what to do when the wizard casts a spell that's meant to empty the well, which results in a recently deceased man being spit out of the well, the dm then tells us that he was a monk who was casting water breathing and the rock we dropped broke his concentration so he died. D&D FOLKS!

[commiechameleon0]

I have the run-of-the-mill controlling parent stories and I have the "my mom made me do a test to see if I could donate bone marrow to her coworkers kid"

[fuckyeah2000s]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Being an adult is worrying about not having enough money and then buying yourself treats because you’ve been worrying a lot lately

[haarute]

[catwithbenefits]

[paper-mario-wiki]

man im so glad i started watching fullmetal alchemist! this little girls relationship with her dog is adorable! i love how inseparable they are :^]

[nateisanerd]

No one tell him

[paper-mario-wiki]

oh i already saw what happened! did you not read the last sentence in my post?

[jellies-moved-deactivated202006]

OH I FORGOT. I SAW THE GREATEST CAR IN THE WORLD WHEN I WAS COMING BACK FROM THE JOB INTERVIEW I DID TODAY

[jellies-moved-deactivated202006]

[jellies-moved-deactivated202006]

I got the job I had interviewed for in this post and they started me at $13/hr and a guaranteed 20 hours a week thanks everyone for their support in the notes abt the job interview itself and no thanks to the people who said it was cursed

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

Reblog the X3 HEWWO car of career success. Reblog for a decent job