Trashcow

Commissions? Commissions. Yeah, that's pretty much it. MDNI Under ANY circumstances https://linktr.ee/trashcow0013

[commissionswithtrashcow]

This Thing Right Here...

Yeah. Read the sign. Be mindful. Be polite. And let's get you some goodies.

[commissionswithtrashcow]

Cooome get your smuuut, cooome get your pinuuups! This was a "scene" commission, if you'd like to get one, these run for 75USD

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I mean... A picture is worth a thousand words, no? In which Y/N gets Nosedive, they GET HIS ASS, GET HIM, HE DESERVES IT. BAD DUCK. BAD. The uncensored version is currently free on my subscribestar! If you like what I do, toss three dollars a month at me to see more! Please be 18+ if you interact, like, reblog, or follow me.

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[sunriseverse]

genuinely i don’t think it’s possible to easily explain the explicit part of online friendships to people who don’t Understand. i don’t mean like, explicit in the sense of “oh you’re sexting” or whatever. no. i mean when you and your friend start gleefully making up explicit sexual scenarios for your shared blorbos and you get giddier and giddier as you add more detail and you’ll be grinning at your screen as you type away at mach speeds. and it’s entirely nonsexual in an interpersonal sense, you’re not really getting Into it, but ohhhhh it’s soooooo fun and satisfying. and you can NEVER tell someone who doesn’t also do this that your mood is actively improved like fivefold because you and your friend played Sexual Tuoys together because they’ll go “what the FUCK.”

[commissionswithtrashcow]

@8pmblackcoffee

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Big, beefy men. BIG, BEEFY MEN.

BIG BEEFY MEN

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Coming to my SubscribeStar within the week : ) I'll link when it's up and done.

[commissionswithtrashcow]

Zoom zoom! There she goes, blasting off again!

An AU version of my own OC, Mouse! A cutie patootie.

[commissionswithtrashcow]

Oh my god Oh my goood Oooh my GOD, WOMEN.

WOMEN, Y'ALL.

WOOOMEEEN.

[kitsuneheart]

I sent this to my husband, and learned he doesn't know what knotting is.

[the-haiku-bot]

I sent this to my

husband, and learned he doesn’t

know what knotting is.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[pankendev]

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

[commissionswithtrashcow]

Hey whoa, a colored sketch? Hell yeah. Look at this little guy go. Just a perfectly normal jester.

[commissionswithtrashcow]

Hey whoa, with everything going on with TADC, don't forget this exists! Pomni's also up and please expect the rest of the cast sooner, rather than later!

Have YOU ever wanted to swing Gangle around by the mask just to stress her out? No? Just Jax? Well that's fine, I guess you can get this Gan

[commissionswithtrashcow]

When you waited til marriage and you find out your 7'2" alien girlfriend was hiding an extra fifteen inches.

[spicymotte]

nightly visits

[turtlesoup1990]

The amount of people that ain't read the comics are gonna be mad that Mikey's the turtle who survived and not Leo

[commissionswithtrashcow]

A commission! Please do not use. But also heehoo at the idea of Vox having bimbo henchies, it delights me. Get hypno'ed, nerd.

[drchucktingle]

tough but fair