The Master Bastard

Makeup, music, misc

[homerically]

[theocseason4]

I literally cry watching this video because its so fucking funny

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

When someone tells you that ed sheeran can’t sing. Show them this

[as-seeen-on-tv-deactivated20220]

[siphylis]

[psyduckscience]

I hope you all die

[angelicguy]

[angelicguy]

of course the fuckign flubber gif doesnt work. my life is hell

[thingstolovefor]

[us-er-name-blog1]

did she not go to highschool? you learn this in highschool. US Histoty, 11th grade.

[gothicgoose]

[theabigailthorn]

4/20 praise it

[toshio]

[110lb-deactivated20190512]

[sixpenceee]

The above is a simulation of two planets colliding. You may also like my post on what happens if you fall into a black hole. 

[sanityoverrated]

This is essential what happened to the earth and the moon

[littlegreydove]

You can actually see a small moon that’s created in this collision

[sixpenceee]

I didn’t even realize that. You guys made my post 10x better. 

[mysharona1987]

[africant]

We were moving mountains long before we knew we could

[africant]

Happy 20th anniversary🖤

[stimman3000]

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[cowabummr]

This just looks like the river of souls from Hercules

[commonaffinity]

Gotta be careful when diving, sharks use these kinds of holes to breed as well

[sandandglass]

[lilobears]

[theslaybymic]

Watch: Kristen Bell opens up about the mental health double standard and how she manages her own struggle.

Follow @this-is-life-actually

[laureninlilly]

Hit reblog on this so hard

[geniusorinsanity]

SHOUT OUT TO KRISTEN BELL’S MOM THOUGH? WHAT KIND OF FANTASTIC SELF-AWARE PARENTING, WELL DONE MA'AM

[flagellant]

step 1: be a mortal

step 2: hear the voices of the divine

step 3: ???

step four: prophet

[puff0202]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTIIm5LgQ35/

[spitfire-sweetie]

[meanplastic]

Oh shit i shouldnt have woke him up

[gothicgoose]

[theabigailthorn]

4/20 praise it