âThis is not your⊠not your fault. Promise me⊠youâll escape from this place.â
âThereâre better places to take a nap that on the ground, you know. Give me your hand.â
âYouâve escaped fate this time, rogue, but rememberâjustice always prevails!â
âStruggle all you want! You cannot unwrite what is already written!â
âWho wants to try my lance on for size first? I know where it belongs, shoved right up yourâŠâ
âSnuck in some practice, if you know what I meanâŠWhat? No, FIGHTING practice.â
âHow can you be so blind to [NAME]âs incredible charms?! How dare you not be attracted to him/her!â
âYou dare take such a tone⊠with your own father?!â
âDo you think Iâd be out here if I were ONLY after girls!?â
âIf you believe in any gods, youâd better pray to them now!â
âYou know, prices arenât the only thing I can cut in two.â
âYou canât kill a dead man, sweetheart.â
âYou realized your mistake quickly enough. It could have been much more awkward.â
âI could break their ranks as easily as I break wind!â
âDo you have any more of those?!â
âTurn my back one minute and youâre married. The next minute? A baby!â
âGlory be! Youâre salvageable after all!â
âOh gods. I raised a philanderer.â
âLook, I know Iâm unbelievably sexy, but you donât have to stare so hard.â
ââŠWell, it looks⊠edible? At least?â
âIâm asking you to marry me, idiot!â
âLet our extremely protracted duel to the death begin!â
âWhat manner of madman would allow you a turn at cooking for the camp?â
âAllies?â You expect me to rely on you in combat?â
âYour only expertise is in flirting, and you still fail spectacularly! Iâll take my chances alone!â
âI honestly cannot tell sometimes if youâre a genius or a complete dimwit.â
âYou see, sometimes when two people⊠Things happen. Stuff⊠*mumbles* Okay, I like you.â
âMy body is ready! The next sample, if you please!â
âWhat is this? Is it edible? I havenât eaten in minutesâŠâ
âThis exercise is great for building stomach muscles. Come on, just 300! 299⊠298âŠâ
âMy arm. Youâre touching my armâŠPlease stop touching my arm.â
âI am SO sorry about earlier! I had no idea you were in the bathâŠâ
âStrap yourself in and get ready to ride the flavor stallion!â
âHold still! Youâre making this harder than it has to be.â
âIt should prove quite elucidating to dissect you piece by pieceâŠâ
âNot another step, potato molester! Stealing food is wrong!â
âNow youâre a piece of work. Got a lot to gain by picking on the weak, is that it?â
âWe have the rest of our lives! And YOU, my dear, are a catch worth waiting for.â
âIâll be your hero, youâll be mine, and together weâll be everyone elseâs!â
âWhat kind of fool strategist puts himself at the fore of the battle?â
âI love you. And no matter what the future holds, Iâm going to cherish every moment.â
âAm I not a thing of beauty~?â
âAnyone else hungry? Because Iâm starving!â
âWhere Iâm from, strength is the only law that matters.â
âYouâll risk your life for us if I give youâŠa bag of candy?â
âI said âsweeten the dealâ, didnât I?â
âIâm not some fancywaist who needs to strut about like a peacock.â
âThis day has been nothing but insults and punches to the groinâŠâ
âItâs just thatâŠyour eyes areâŠso very shiny and pretty⊠Like two poolsâŠofâŠsomethingâŠâ
âSurrender? Sorry, Iâm not familiar with the word!â
âI am a warrior of the sword. Nothing fazes me. Nothing!â
âGah, just p-please stopâŠhugging too tight⊠C-canâtâŠbreatheâŠâ
âTurns out the business end of my sword is me!â
âIâŠI love you, you bastard. There, I said it! Now donât ask me again!â
âLook at all that you can accomplish if you try.â
âI donât make threats. I make promises.â
âEveryoneâs staring! How embarassingâŠâ