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@communistwhore
how my coworker gave me a cigarette yesterday
my two mood these days
me looking up the definition of a word i totally know the meaning of i just have to make sure it didn’t change for some reason or i made it up
hey its me your doctor. idgaf
if i was Eve i wouldnt have eaten the forbidden fruit personally i'd be playing with my pussaayyy
You don’t have to be constantly distressed about the state of the world to prove you care btw
I wish I could go to a doctor and just list every single symptom I ever experienced no matter how small and unconnected they seem and the doctor is nice and patient and knows everything and they nod and smile and explain that every symptom I ever experienced is connected to like one rare and often overlooked issue that's sooooo easy to fix with like. a pill. and then I never have to worry about anything ever again.
Doesn't even have to be nice. Could be House MD about it. Just get it done.
This is the picture Amazon sent my BIL to say the packages were “delivered to a family member directly”
You just know his ass is saying roo roo
jobs for people who cant do or handle anything
At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun
Not fucking really
just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one
this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies
i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me
whatever happens happens but sometimes it would be nice if it didn’t happen
the intensity of my desires are normal. (←lying)