vibes i guess

where the lesbians at ?

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

how my coworker gave me a cigarette yesterday

[loveridden1999]

my two mood these days

[sikoi]

me looking up the definition of a word i totally know the meaning of i just have to make sure it didn’t change for some reason or i made it up

[threedollarsdotcom]

hey its me your doctor. idgaf

[durandahlia]

[eclogues]

if i was Eve i wouldnt have eaten the forbidden fruit personally i'd be playing with my pussaayyy

[goodthingcounter]

You don’t have to be constantly distressed about the state of the world to prove you care btw

[salvadorbonaparte]

I wish I could go to a doctor and just list every single symptom I ever experienced no matter how small and unconnected they seem and the doctor is nice and patient and knows everything and they nod and smile and explain that every symptom I ever experienced is connected to like one rare and often overlooked issue that's sooooo easy to fix with like. a pill. and then I never have to worry about anything ever again.

[should-be-sleeping]

Doesn't even have to be nice. Could be House MD about it. Just get it done.

[stevishabitat]

[sandmandaddy69]

[omghotmemes]

This is the picture Amazon sent my BIL to say the packages were “delivered to a family member directly”

[red-twist]

You just know his ass is saying roo roo

[silenthill2bornfromawish4k]

.

[avpdhaunt]

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

[ooppo]

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

[ooppo]

Not fucking really

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[tuckyourshirt]

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

[spottyexterior-deactivated20170]

[probablily]

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

[kosmogrl]

whatever happens happens but sometimes it would be nice if it didn’t happen

[deadshrike-deactivated20220125]

the intensity of my desires are normal. (←lying)