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I tried ordering a boneless burger and the entire fucking system crashed

Reading the error log, this thing didn’t just crash. Somehow ordering a boneless burger corrupted the bootloader. Amazing bug right there.

This thing didn’t crash, it BROKE

pokeyscrypt

literally just

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me staring into my dumbass dog’s giant sweet brown eyes as he tries to eat the hair tie off my wrist: if your head is so big then why are you still so stupid you big dumb boy? huh???

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Female presenting nipple

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grimconversations

Did you know there’s an outtake from the 2000 Grinch movie where Jim Carrey leans in real close to Jeffrey Tambor’s face and then rips off Tambor’s prosthetic nose with his teeth

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God I want him to do this to my clit

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Thank god for titties and rice

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thaibrator

ok im done talking about lady gaga………….for now…………..

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me while my best friend gives birth

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Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:

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my cat does this before he pukes

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booty shorts that read “do not resuscitate”

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that only works if they find you ass up but I guess you have plans

strawberrybutch

yeah i’m a lesbian

loving

every

single

girl

always

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strawberrybutch

when i made this i literally didn’t even realize i misspelled lesbian as “lesgan” what the fuck?? what the fuck??

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kris jenner force feeding me a cyanide tablet

humansofnewyork

“I’m on the way to buy soft drinks for my mother. I also fetch water, and sweep, and help her wash clothes. She calls me ‘boss’ because I work so hard, but I love to help her because she cares for me so much. She buys me clothes. She reads me storybooks. She sings me gospel songs. She helps me with my homework. She gives me medicine when I’m sick. One time she baked my friend a cake because his parents couldn’t afford any presents. I’m going to buy her a house one day. She’s very dark and beautiful. I really have a wonderful mother.” (Accra, Ghana)