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attack for @wattse (wattse)
Greek mirror with a nymph washing her hair
ca. 280 BCE
Antiquity collection Berlin Misc. 8148
Ugh they are always doing this
Little freaks
Dr Mother told me Endbringers keep killing her best heroes so I asked how many heroes they have and she said they just kidnap some people and force feed them vials afterwards to make more so I said it sounds like they're just feeding heroes to endbringers and she nodded but Legend started crying.
“Three Crow Girls Plot the Destruction of the World”
object shaped like a person
the angel of podlaskie
you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄
friendly fucking reminder do NOT post about your lootdrops publicly!!! this post is a great example of "table baiting" to get you to reveal what valuables you drop on death WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY PUTTING YOU AT RISK OF FARMING!!! think for a second and be safe out there!!
”all language is approximation” believers when my autistic ass finally weaves together the exact right linguistic phrase that conveys pure information and shatters qualia as we know it
You only think "cellar door" is the most beautiful phrase in the English language because you're cucked by the romance world, latinish standards of beauty. If you really knew what makes English a beautiful language your favorite phrase would be "wastebasket taxon"
small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.
Herons, 2025, watercolour
You learn something every day: apparently “pharaoh” translates literally to “great house,” and it was originally used in reference to Thutmose III in the way that we’ll say “the White House” in reference to the president and his administration. For example, it’s not “Pharaoh Bob ordered…” it’s “the Pharaoh ordered…,” in the same way we would say “the White House opposed…”
The sloppy orthography in this text I have to transcribe makes me [sic]
nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as
It's fun when the robot character in the sci-fi show gets cut in half because nobody working on this type of media knows anything about robotics and you never know what you're going to find inside. Green printed circuit boards? Meat and viscera, but like in a weird colour? Just a shitload of goo?
I especially like it when the robot appears to have realistic musculature which operates via contraction, suggesting some sort of fluid-driven or shape-memory-based actuation, and then it gets dismembered and a bunch of random gears and sprockets go flying everywhere.
You're a sci-fi robot who just got cut in half by the Big Bad (don't worry, you'll get better). What's inside you?
Printed circuit boards (blinking lights optional)
Gears and sprockets
Endless bundles of wire
Some sort of translucent crystal
Meat and viscera in a weird colour
Random geometric shapes
The cut is mirror-smooth, like I was one solid mass of metal
It looks like... car parts?
I'm actually mostly hollow
Just a shitload of milky goo
Other (specify)
Cheese sandwich
I like to think my engineers foresaw the likelihood of my bisection and designed a clean break point with that in mind, leaving a small compartment filled with confetti
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this is sort of sickening to me. can they swap