Thats how its gonna be huh

| Lex | 19 | Trans Dude | He/Him | ♏️| This Bitch Empty, YEET

[his-shining-tears]

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[curlsandstems]

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

[thewanderingnegro-deactivated20]

“Whats your safe word?”

[curlsandstems]

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

[paninimami]

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

[justcariii]

Lol i need to be his friend

[southernbitchface]

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

[h3llraizer]

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

“Ooo that’s cute”

[decolonialtheoryandweed]

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

[shubbabang]

Patreon | Webtoon

[outaspaceman]

I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍

[catboyselsel]

“if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me”

[lesbian-trash-possum]

@fake-bird

[thepinkestpug]

@lanternlighting When did your brother get an english accent?

[lanternlighting]

(x)

[witchyoons-remade-deactivated20]

reblog if you’re gay, shy or a fucking idiot

[chokied-deactivated20200101]

how about all three

[tripleseptet]

He’s gay

[stellar-voices]

who

[tripleseptet]

[squeezemetillipop]

[suits]

when ur homie’s lung collapses 

is this not reddie (via mac_masterson on twitter)

[karolinasrainbows]

Ur so right asfhkflshkms

[loneredballoon]

😂

[ayoaprell]

This was deadass cute though 😂

[tastefullyoffensive]

[babyanimalgifs]

Kitten thinks she is a dog after being raised by a Husky.

[bevismusson]

I know I’ve reblogged this before, but it makes me happy every time.

[thehappysorceress]

Same.

[silencewhippersnapper]

i bawled watching this

[nomercles]

I love that she’s raising a pack of puppycats now.

[budgiecare]

please share this so people are aware this toy is NOT SAFE.

Please be very very careful when buying toys for your birds, just because its labelled as a bird toy does not make it safe because unfortunately some companies care more about making money than the welfare of our animals.

[tieltale]

Oh shit, I HAVE this toy! I got it from amazon. Maple wont go near it, thank god. And now its going in the trash.

[khe1]

To-Morrow I’m graduating Kindergarten….

[justketerthings]

What did you major in?

[khe1]

Crayon

[voidbat]

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

[ladyjolder]

me: [sticks one leg out]

body: perfect

[bongboops]

Demon to my now exposed leg:

[its-all-down-hill]

[ayellowbirds]

the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.

[monicalknighton-deactivated2018]

WHAT DID HE ORDER???

[little-friendly-snails-deactiva]

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

[little-friendly-snails-deactiva]

clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

[little-friendly-snails-deactiva]

further clarafication

SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

[little-friendly-snails-deactiva]

[calleo]

This is worth the read.

[typhlonectes]

[wartortles-deactivated20180708]

el tigre es pequeño y gordo

[aquarinfp]

the tiger is small and fat

[phillip-bankss]

an object from my dream last night

it was just the microwave i have in real life that someone sharpie’d a bart in. it wasn’t big, like large enough to fit a person or even be considered a “room”, yet everyone in my dream (myself included) referred to it as “the bart room”

what does this mean