Sev/23/he-him/bi/trans neighborhood short king and dumb shit. Made the cake in my header and still proud of it. scroll down for yelling ————
If I had to take a guess I’d say I’m probably closest aligned to the fall court cause the spring court would beat my ass and the winter court would make popcorn. Oh by the way the fair folk are real. Should’ve lead with that. ————
I’m not scared of horses I’m angry about them. When I see a horse I feel a blind rage building in my chest that can only be satiated by screaming. These are not screams of terror. I am not afraid of horses. Horses should fear me, if anything. I am so angry at all times about these quadrupeds. I’ve never felt a rage so deep about anything in my life. My head is spinning. If I had to go to heaven and god said it was full of horses I would walk back down. This is not a JOKE I am SO ANGRY about HORSES and its not even that they’re bad personality-wise I just cannot stand the way they’re built. I have dozens of examples of terrible awful biology and they’re all horses. It’s two in the morning and I’m crying with righteous fury.
My name's Sev and I run Laikalike! I play both rocky and grace, I'm crossover friendly and multiship/verse. M!As are alright too! My askbox is open and I'm looking for new partners. If you'd be interested, feel free to send an ask or dm. My rules page is here!
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phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye
btw, idk if this will be seen by any of the countless people who already have seen and reblogged this post, but heres the original guide posted on how to make the chibi-rocky! the OP also has a separate guide for a more accurate rocky, though obviously less simple of a guide than the little thingy shown off
(im surprised this post gained any attention, haha, if i had known i would have just shared the guides, the more handmade pebbles in the world the better)
you've probably already noticed that turn signals ("blinkahs") don't serve their usual function here - a common saying on the server is that using them as intended is just giving information to your enemies. you may be tempted to conclude that these "blinkahs" are useless. not so! they are exclusively used for parrying cars audacious enough to think they can just drive past you. the timing is a five-frame window beginning when you can first see the approaching car in your sideview mirrors. simply engage your blinkah and then immediately jump out in front of your opponent. if you get the timing right, you will build super meter. if you're too early, you've accidentally performed a safe traffic maneuver, resetting your meter to 0. if you're too late, you crash and may have to transition to direct PvP, which is outside the purview of this guide.
yellow lights can also be parried by running them, with the amount of super gained determined by how far you make it through the intersection before the light turns red. the ideal window you're aiming for here is between your front and back wheels crossing the white line
you can use your super meter to cast a variety of spells to hinder your opponents. popular meter-efficient spells include mainstays such as "Summon Double-Parked Uber Eats Driver", "Line-Skipping Merge", and "Greater Unmarked Cop". if you max out your meter, you can cast the legendary "Power Word: Storrow".
the super meter system works differently for bikes. obviously, since they lack blinkahs and run red lights anyways, they can't build super in any of the normal ways. instead, they build it up passively, since their very existence enrages every driver around them. to offset this, the spell list for bikes is a lot lower-power than the spell list for cars, mostly being focused on mobility instead of offense (although there are some notable exceptions like "U-Lock Missile"). the capstone spell for bikes is, of course, "Post Misleadingly Edited GoPro Footage On Reddit".
a game about relationships, joy, and overcoming birthday struggles!
'you are a kākāpō and it is your birthday' is a solo-journaling game about being the world's only flightless parrot, and knowing that anyone else would mess up your birthday party, so you have to throw it yourself!
You'll create your kākāpō character, lay out your forest relationships, and use those relationships to overcome problems that crop up in throwing the best party ever.
Inspired by this picture:
Live your kākāpō bday dreams here:
A solo-journaling game where only you can throw the perfect birthday!
love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.
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it's literally the evilest thing in the world to finally have time to write but then be tired. like wow you're telling me these two hours before going to bed are completely free but my brain is just Not Feeling It? fuck off