functionally unalive

if you see me being active no u dont

[completelydeadlol]

the thing to pin™

i no longer exist kthx

[sekhmetpaws]

If I was Dorian Grey, I wouldn't hide my portrait. I would look at it every day and think "At least I am not that bitch".

I am different like that.

[completelydeadlol]

it’s april 23rd

you know what that means

happy birthday to john cena

[completelydeadlol]

there is one thing keeping me from deleting my entire blog and that is the sheer amount of people i follow

like you believe im just gonna write EVERYONE down???? all 200+ blogs????

[completelydeadlol]

i believe in pocket umbrella supremacy because if you can’t put it anywhere you can put a burrito then what’s the fucking point

[completelydeadlol]

I gotta say, one of my favorite tropes (?) is when you have a bunch of characters who don’t really know each other that well

like they’ve talked and maybe theyre kinda friends but they’re not that close yknow

and then they become unlikely ride or die friends bc they all get pushed into an extraordinary circumstance together and they keep referencing it and no one else can understand because it’s just all inside jokes

[completelydeadlol]

the years start comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin

[completelydeadlol]

throwback to when i was so tired that i thought rearranging the letters e, f, n, and t could give you the word “tent”

[completelydeadlol]

moral of the story: never, ever try to clown a god

[completelydeadlol]

this is the worst thing that has happened to me in my entire life

[completelydeadlol]

HEKPGHHEPHELPHELPHELPHELPHEHLPHELPHELPE

[completelydeadlol]

OHGOD OH FUCK THEY FDID OF UCK OH FCGIC O GIC OH FUCK OH GOD

[completelydeadlol]

I’M TORMENTING A GOD BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYY THIS IS THE LIFE

[appleflavoredkitkats]

if all these pranks lead to fundy having an angsty arc on the dream smp, i will draw everyone who reblogs this post a blob version of themselves based around their blog’s theme

[completelydeadlol]

oh and may i ask about "chapter 25 onion conspiracy comment chain"

no there’s a reason i didn’t say anything about it lol

[completelydeadlol]

it's because "rage against the dying of the light" is a quote someone else wrote. it's from the poem "Do not go gentle into that good night"

ah. thank for tell me

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

[mellowminty]

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

[saahs]

canada a bit to the left

[officialvatican]

[conflagreat]

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

[starshipenterprisee-blog]

[danyinfj]

[te-odora]

i cried my ass of laughing

[plonts]

[prinxessleia-deactivated2016032]

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

[hypnomega]

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

[pebbles5ever]

[sigmatique-deactivated20170313]

M ILKY E H

[bnhoe]

IT HAS RETURNED

[gigglygamer]

FOUND IT

[transmadamegiry-remade-deactiva]

IT IS AN HONOUR TO HAVE THIS GRACE MY DASH

[transmadamegiry-remade-deactiva]

reblogging from myself bc i found this when scrolling through my blog

[not-used-to-being-normal]

Reblogging again because this is too god for not reblog

[tyrannosarcophagous]

this is one of the few posts you have to reblog or else you’ll never see it in a million years besides screenshots

[love-has-a-way-ofgrowingbackward]

Canada That Totally Is A Planet Shut The Fuck Up.

[spidey-reids-2003-deactivated20]

what about the stars? XD

[words-to-accomplish-something]

Not-a-single-lady Canada is what got me.

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[aceofmaces-deactivated20201211]

I LITERALLY SAW THE BEGINNING OF THIS POST AND ALMOST SCREAMED-

[nerdragons-hoard]

Nonono! The milky bag galaxy!

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

C A N A D A