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Hello. My name is Sandy and welcome to my weird. I have no idea what to tell you about it anymore. To paraphrase Alanis, it's "a little bit of everything, all rolled into one." And if you're here for The Symphony Verse, even after all these years, I love you. Big time.

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[teashoesandhair]

Would that be... breast or thigh ;)

[meatdiaz]

what’s your “odd” comfort movie? a movie that isn’t stereotypically comforting but does comfort YOU? mine’s conclave (2024)

[thecooler]

They should invent a falling asleep that is easy

[monstermouse]

invent a staying asleep that is also easy

[unwholesome-gay]

they should also invent a waking up that is easy

[elodieunderglass]

It’s amazing we’ve tolerated unoptimised sleep for this long. Someone should get those Sims modders on it

[saywhat-politics]

[digitaldiscipline]

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[stlamb]

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[raptorific]

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[batsandboba]

[kosmogrl]

[anh3-donia]

insane goodwill pickup

[bugshroom]

my mind palace is not up to code

[betrachtung]

my god, there is never any time to recover from the world

[willgrahamscock]

THE PITT + Text Posts

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[war-crime-wizard]

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think