Would you like to see a picture of my son?

Hello. My name is Sandy and welcome to my weird. I have no idea what to tell you about it anymore. To paraphrase Alanis, it's "a little bit of everything, all rolled into one." And if you're here for The Symphony Verse, even after all these years, I love you. Big time.

[expressions-of-nature]

by Anita Austvika

[segamascott]

[nuffnotsaid]

World's most dysfunctional polycule

[haruki-stars]

them

[dvandom]

(For those not familiar with it, the middle logo is for DownDetector.)

[blackdow]

my foot hanging off the bed i don't even care anymore just let the monster take me ...

[rocktheholygrail]

Happy Jeremy Bearimy Day!

[absolutepie]

Happy Jeremy Bearimy Month!!

[phoenix]

Today is the every day you can never reblog this.

[tall]

[pedrospascaled]

TED LASSO S01E03 - Trent Crimm: The Independent

[les-fleur]

Both, me

[mjwatson]

bucky has a disability??

he doesn’t have an arm.

[sailing-ever-west-deactivated20]

happy almost ten years to my all-time favorite disability post on this braincell forsaken website

[josilverdragon]

"The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word 'fuck', the moon and the sea."

[infamouswhore]

enough with the fucking ring cameras. whatever happened to booby traps

[swagsmeister]

hollanov grocery run

[bandtshirt]

do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus

[piedude]

[abandonrun]

remember when any post with more than like 6 people talking was unreadably smushed except for the last few additions remember when any post of over 500 characters became a link back to op’s blog readmore style remember when video and audio posts had about a 10% chance of working when you click play

[curseofsisyphus]

As a recent user I love finding out shit like this from older users. What the fuck guys???? Why were you USING IT AT ALL?!??

[dono-harm-totonystark]

believe it or not, we liked that more

[thefloralpeach]

its worth noting that immediately after these updates that made everything better, we were all angry about it

[batrachised]

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

[hallelujah-blackout]

[maleksrami]

fuck it. grass on my blog for touching

[kupou-deactivated20170806]

life is honestly too short to be embarrassed over anything that sparks even a little happiness in you