little lonely soul

Ken. 20. Canada. Poet.

[littlered247]

Something I’ve realised working in retail is that………..ppl just don’t fucking read……

[waitinghopingliving]

all customers are jared, 19

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[mega-bitchass]

Anyone else hear that beat drop in their head or just me

[bedknees]

[marvel-lous-things]

*help her kill

[marvel-lous-things]

@everyone coming at me for “erasing” Valkyrie: She’s bi you cowards

The b in LGBT stands for Brunnhilde

[slytherinnpride]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[7tny]

[5tn]

[cozypoems]

“i need your lips on my face, then my lips, then my neck. i need your hands in my hair, then on my chest, then around my waist. i want you all over me, in the neediest way possible.”

— indulgence. (1:36 am, hm for mt)

[tiktoks-we-like]

[Description start: A young woman is playing the beginning part of the Universal Studios theme song on a huge marimba, and then she throws both of the mallets at a drum placed in front of the xylophone. Another woman comes after her, playing the same tune and throws the mallets at the drum again. A man walks up after the last woman has finished and starts singing the ending of the Universal Studios theme off-key before laughing and walking away. End of description.]

[wearestill-kids]

want to cuddle and slide my hand down your pants

[bideogaymes]

LIZZO

[brian4rmthe6]

Lets get money & be boring together baby.

[goldenbuttonsnpearls]

[cartiercocaine-blog]

[moveslikejavertt]

Pick me up like this

[thepupupthere]

“That woman’s tongue can change my credit score.”

[witkneec]

Yes.

[afro-elf]

i've said it before and i'll say it again, people's reactions to discovering hozier is 6'5 is consistently funny

[starrypawz]

[ruinedchildhood]

Hey! This is a family show!

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I worked at Cracker Barrel when the duck dynasty guy said he doesn’t understand being gay or something I literally don’t remember but everyone lost their damn minds so cracker barrel got pressured into taking all its duck dynasty stuff off the shelves which at the time was like 87% of their merchandise and do you know how many 65 year old men thought that I was Personally Responsible for that decision

Old dudes thought I was Undercover Boss and if they yelled loud enough I’d say “ya got me. I’m the Cracker Barrel CEO. The big CB. I AM the Barrel. The Law. I’ll put that stuff back up right away.”

More than one of them yelled at me for violating their first amendment rights. Which, you know, includes the explicit right to purchase Duck Dynasty Wall Clocks at Cracker Barrel for 35.99 USD.

Corporate actually issued scripts to us to deal with the situation.

And then it got more wild bc one of my coworkers remembered I was gay and thought I must be so hurt by everything.

She and my other coworkers were like “this must be so hard for you. I’m so sorry.”

And it was really considerate and sweet but I was like

the duck dynasty man lives in a swamp and is famous for having a beard. I didn’t…… like……I wasn’t invested in his opinion.