two trucks having sex

ALL COILED UP AND HISSIN

[unloveablc]

[dsgustng]

this is Jeremiah, he smells like energy drinks and maple syrup

[justcatposts]

the ol’ razzle dazzle

[moved-to-pyazi]

my shiny clefairy (with snorlax feet oops)

[markv5]

Когда ты жирен, но всё равно прекрасен…

[classicalbritain]

The Palace on the Water - Łazienki Palace - Warsaw, Poland

Originally a bathhouse for the aristocrat Stanislas Lubormirski, it was completely remodelled by Poland’s Last King, Stanislas August Poniatowski (r.1764-95) who made it his Summer Residence.

Unfortunately, the end of the reign of Stanislaus Augustus resulted in the gradual deterioration of his much loved park. The tsars, who took possession in 1817, treated the neoclassical palace as a secondary office. At that time many valuable works of art and objects were removed and taken to Russia. In the years between the two World Wars, under the management of the State Art Collections, the Royal Łazienki briefly regained its former glory.

During World War II, the Palace was extensively plundered and heavily damaged by the German occupiers. Holes were drilled into the walls for explosives but thankfully they never got around to blowing up the Palace. In 1960, after many years of careful restoration, the Royal Łazienki was returned to the Polish people as a museum.

[amamy992]

explorers

Keep reading

[amamy992]

“You are warm.”

「君、あったかいね」

Keep reading

[krisispiss]

Gastrodon is so good because its cry is by far the wettest noise in pokemon

[krisispiss]

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

it checks out but never say it like that again

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i diagnose you with my love & support

[cheaphalloweencostume]

and mesothelioma

[pazpazpazzz-deactivated20201002]

[spicymochi]

cat-prisun

[memecucker]

Did you know that there have been American presidents that were direct descendants of a previous president? These were John Quincy Adams, Benjamin Harrison and George W Bush. Interestingly all three of these also lost the popular vote for their first term election.

[pixellatrix-deactivated20171129]

Fuck off Komaeda

[memecucker]

Youre right… all I’m good for is providing useless trivia about American presidents… what a worthless talent…

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

People who prefer asses over tits are like the worst combination of vegans and Rick & Morty fans. They also use the same stupid, tired “tits are just fake asses” line as if they’re being funny and original. It’s like people prefrring other aspects of a woman’s body is a foreign concept to them, and if you like anything but their ass you’re some subhuman Neanderthal in terms of intelligence.

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

I read this three times over and still have no fucking clue what this says and I think I’m having a stroke.

[rizunm-deactivated20190123]

[julesdrawz]

Oddish, Gloom, & Vileplume

[kikmessenger]

HOW CCUTE ARE BONERS LIKE BLOOD IS RUSHING TO THE PENIS WHICH REALLY MEANS THE PENIS IS BLUSHING LIKE HOW CUTE IS THAT SOMETHING MADE THAT PENIS BLUSH????

[unit04-deactivated20141126]

Go outside