I’m not a vampire

(Conan rp) Hello I am Conan the new leader of the shadows I guess you guys can talk to me but I'm a very busy person so don't expect much 🙄 (but I actually like answering questions ) My rules are Just don't be disgusting (I am supposed to be a minor so be appropriate)

[thedragonstriker]

FUCK ALL OF YOU

Except @ondine-water-girl your fine

[kaiulanioftheshadows]

Dang, get a load of this guy

[frekisavarog]

what a fucking loser

[conanvillani]

Ragno you will slowly be losing your breath, your heart skipping a beat the room started to get dizzy around you and then you drop..the cupcake you lost but Key won the eating competition. This is your biggest demise since I’m not allowed to tell people how they die anymore

[casper-ferreiro]

How far in the future is this? Because currently Key is like half his size, and losing an eating competition to someone who is half your size is pathetic. @thedragonstriker

[conanvillani]

you’re dead before this happens so I wouldn’t really worry about the logistics :/

[casper-ferreiro]

Then I guess their doing an eating contest at like a hundred years old, because that’s how long I’m gonna live…

right?

[conanvillani]

…🫤

[thedragonstriker]

FUCK ALL OF YOU

Except @ondine-water-girl your fine

[kaiulanioftheshadows]

Dang, get a load of this guy

[frekisavarog]

what a fucking loser

[conanvillani]

Ragno you will slowly be losing your breath, your heart skipping a beat the room started to get dizzy around you and then you drop..the cupcake you lost but Key won the eating competition. This is your biggest demise since I’m not allowed to tell people how they die anymore

[casper-ferreiro]

How far in the future is this? Because currently Key is like half his size, and losing an eating competition to someone who is half your size is pathetic. @thedragonstriker

[conanvillani]

you’re dead before this happens so I wouldn’t really worry about the logistics :/

[conanvillani]

Question from the Kal Asterock News Club

What was your initial reaction to becoming the new Captain of the Shadows? Were there any other possible contenders for the position?

I wasn’t surprised that I was the new captain of the shadows what other option would there possibly be? honestly just look at the players we have do you think any of them would be good leaders??

Freki we’re close, but I have to be honest he can barely control his emotions and every time he’s on the field he gets a card cause he’s always breaking something or someone

Kamo she’s OK, but if I’m being honest without her friend kai she’s kind of useless. Why would we need shark?

Kai a water-based Tama there’s so many of those what makes her unique I don’t know

Cleo she has hair that’s it ! she wouldn’t be useful in anyway?

Griffin …just NO!!

A leader needs to be strong smart cunning AND emotionally stable

…. my team isn’t gonna see this right?

[frekisavarog]

wow, just wow. :( Kai look at this bs

@kaiulanioftheshadows

[conanvillani]

Freki I didn’t mean it in a bad way I’m just explaining why you guys weren’t picked as captain

[frekisavarog]

yeah I understand, you’re a much better captain than pregrina was anyway

also, please get her to shut up. She just yaps so much

[conanvillani]

Do we have duck tape?

[conanvillani]

Question from the Kal Asterock News Club

What was your initial reaction to becoming the new Captain of the Shadows? Were there any other possible contenders for the position?

I wasn’t surprised that I was the new captain of the shadows what other option would there possibly be? honestly just look at the players we have do you think any of them would be good leaders??

Freki we’re close, but I have to be honest he can barely control his emotions and every time he’s on the field he gets a card cause he’s always breaking something or someone

Kamo she’s OK, but if I’m being honest without her friend kai she’s kind of useless. Why would we need shark?

Kai a water-based Tama there’s so many of those what makes her unique I don’t know

Cleo she has hair that’s it ! she wouldn’t be useful in anyway?

Griffin …just NO!!

A leader needs to be strong smart cunning AND emotionally stable

…. my team isn’t gonna see this right?

[frekisavarog]

wow, just wow. :( Kai look at this bs

@kaiulanioftheshadows

[conanvillani]

Freki I didn’t mean it in a bad way I’m just explaining why you guys weren’t picked as captain

[conanvillani]

Question from the Kal Asterock News Club

What was your initial reaction to becoming the new Captain of the Shadows? Were there any other possible contenders for the position?

I wasn’t surprised that I was the new captain of the shadows what other option would there possibly be? honestly just look at the players we have do you think any of them would be good leaders??

Freki we’re close, but I have to be honest he can barely control his emotions and every time he’s on the field he gets a card cause he’s always breaking something or someone

Kamo she’s OK, but if I’m being honest without her friend kai she’s kind of useless. Why would we need shark?

Kai a water-based Tama there’s so many of those what makes her unique I don’t know

Cleo she has hair that’s it ! she wouldn’t be useful in anyway?

Griffin …just NO!!

A leader needs to be strong smart cunning AND emotionally stable

…. my team isn’t gonna see this right?

[conanvillani]

This is the 💩 I have to deal with… but yeah, you can come over and stare at me😑

[balis77]

You know it doesn't warrant the whole "trying to kill Key and Ssyelle and destroying their armor order" thing, but I gotta wonder if Calista's hostility towards them has anything to do with the fact trial day for her went a little like this:

Callista: Ok, so you're telling me Falco Sunspear. The literal best prospect from this year. The nephew of Goyen Sunspear. Of the Sunspear family who has literally played exclusively on the Bards for decades... said no? Tiffania: Yep. Callista: And he decided to join up with the fucking Roses?! Tiffania: Uh huh. Callista: Great. Fucking great. Ok what about that timekeeper girl from the All-Star game? She was pretty good. What about her? Tiffania: Also said no actually. Callista: Oh did the fucking Roses poach her too? Tiffania: Apparently she turned them down too? Don't know whats going on with her. Callista: How? We're literally the only two teams looking for a goalkeeper! What, is she trying to steal the Shadows from Pregrina or something? Tiffania: Don't ask me. Callista: Ok. Ok. Fine. We'll just go with that sound kid with the lute. Apparently he was pretty good too, plus he fits the theme. So we lost two of the best prospects from the trials, whatever. We still- Casper: *Walking in, upset* Guys, Odward quit the team. Callista: *Deep, incredibly angry breath* ...Are you FUCKING-

[freaks-you-out]

You act like timekeeper could steal the Shadows from me 😂😂😂

That’s so sad 😂

[thekalasterocknewsclub]

Imagine even wishing to be on the shadows 💀

-Tuck

[freaks-you-out]

YOU FOOL, YOU DONT REALIZE HOW MANY PEOPLE EVEN DREAM OF BEING ON THE SHADOWS, WE ARE GREATER THAN YPULL EVER BE 😂😂😂

@kaiulanioftheshadows

@conanvillani

@frekisavarog

BACK ME UP ON THIS

[conanvillani]

I hate you and I would rather die than back you up..but just this once.. shadows are the best.. yeah..👍

[imnotgayforalvinceiswear]

[freaks-you-out]

Just being a performative CLOWN l say!!!

[frekisavarog]

l think he’s funny

[freaks-you-out]

YOU WANT TO REPEAT THAT FREKI???

[frekisavarog]

I-uh anyway…

[conanvillani]

HEY, DONT TALK TO MY DOG LIKE THAT !!

[imnotgayforalvinceiswear]

your dog? ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

[conanvillani]

Who are you? … wait aren’t you the guy who got thrown off the field by Ragno?…I usually don’t care enough to ask, but I’m curious..are you OK?

[freaks-you-out]

I CAN TALK TO FREKI HOWEVER I WANT

[conanvillani]

oh really then I just have to kick you off the team OH WAIT

[freaks-you-out]

YOU SUCK

FIGHT ME RN I DARE YOU

[conanvillani]

I would love to, but the thing is you’re just too short to fight so you would probably need a box or two to stand on

[imnotgayforalvinceiswear]

[freaks-you-out]

Just being a performative CLOWN l say!!!

[frekisavarog]

l think he’s funny

[freaks-you-out]

YOU WANT TO REPEAT THAT FREKI???

[frekisavarog]

I-uh anyway…

[conanvillani]

HEY, DONT TALK TO MY DOG LIKE THAT !!

[imnotgayforalvinceiswear]

your dog? ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

[conanvillani]

Who are you? … wait aren’t you the guy who got thrown off the field by Ragno?…I usually don’t care enough to ask, but I’m curious..are you OK?

[freaks-you-out]

I CAN TALK TO FREKI HOWEVER I WANT

[conanvillani]

oh really then I just have to kick you off the team OH WAIT

[imnotgayforalvinceiswear]

[freaks-you-out]

Just being a performative CLOWN l say!!!

[frekisavarog]

l think he’s funny

[freaks-you-out]

YOU WANT TO REPEAT THAT FREKI???

[frekisavarog]

I-uh anyway…

[conanvillani]

HEY, DONT TALK TO MY DOG LIKE THAT !!

[imnotgayforalvinceiswear]

your dog? ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

[conanvillani]

Who are you? … wait aren’t you the guy who got thrown off the field by Ragno?…I usually don’t care enough to ask, but I’m curious..are you OK?

[conanvillani]

Some people seem to think you're a vampire. Is it true?

Yes, it’s true. A lot of people thinks I’m a vampire all because I have red eyes ,grayish skin, two sharp fangs, I don’t go out in the sun, I have an accent, and because I do find the taste of blood quite tasteful. I swear these idiotic morons just make anything up.😒

[thekalasterocknewsclub]

Mhm... TOTALLY not a vampire.

HEY VIV, GO BUT ME A STAKE, SOME GARLIC AND, A SILVER SPOON!

-Tuck

[conanvillani]

… we don’t have to do all that

[thekalasterocknewsclub]

What? You'd rather I make it a silver spork?

[conanvillani]

when the hell did our school news club get a account ?!

[conanvillani]

Some people seem to think you're a vampire. Is it true?

Yes, it’s true. A lot of people thinks I’m a vampire all because I have red eyes ,grayish skin, two sharp fangs, I don’t go out in the sun, I have an accent, and because I do find the taste of blood quite tasteful. I swear these idiotic morons just make anything up.😒

[thekalasterocknewsclub]

Mhm... TOTALLY not a vampire.

HEY VIV, GO BUT ME A STAKE, SOME GARLIC AND, A SILVER SPOON!

-Tuck

[conanvillani]

… we don’t have to do all that

[conanvillani]

Some people seem to think you're a vampire. Is it true?

Yes, it’s true. A lot of people thinks I’m a vampire all because I have red eyes ,grayish skin, two sharp fangs, I don’t go out in the sun, I have an accent, and because I do find the taste of blood quite tasteful. I swear these idiotic morons just make anything up.😒

[imnotgayforalvinceiswear]

[freaks-you-out]

Just being a performative CLOWN l say!!!

[frekisavarog]

l think he’s funny

[freaks-you-out]

YOU WANT TO REPEAT THAT FREKI???

[frekisavarog]

I-uh anyway…

[conanvillani]

HEY, DONT TALK TO MY DOG LIKE THAT !!

[freaks-you-out]

hows it like being the ex captain of the shadows? >:]

EX CAPTAIN!? EX-CAPTAIN

EXCUSE ME, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO BE COMING ON MY BLOG AND CALLING ME AN EX-CAPTAIN?

ITS IN MY NAME “CAPTAIN PREGRINA FREAKS” DESPITE WHAT @conanvillani EVER SAYS, HE IS A FRAUD

UGH, ITS HORRIBLE TO WATCH THE SHADOWS, A ONCE GREAT TEAM UNDER ME, GET SCORCHED IN THE LIGHT DUE TO @conanvillani HORRIBLE LEADERSHIP, I MEAN A SICK ROOKIE @numberonegorotamafan MANAGED TO MAKE ALL OF THEM LOOK LIKE FOOLS

HOW EMBARRASSING!? I WOULDVE NEVER MADE THE SHADOWS LOOK THAY PATHETIC AND WEAK

AND FALLING FOR @the-knights-striker ILLUSION OF GOYEN IS PATHETIC, A CAPTAIN SHOULD KNOW THEIR GOYEN AND NOT FALL FOR THAT PATHETIC DISPLAY OF ACTING! I AM DISTRAUGHT HOW NONE OF YOU GUYS REALIZED IT WAS A ILLUSION SOONER

THE SHADOWS ARE BEING RUINED, BUT LUCKILY I WILL BE BACK TO FIX IT

OOOO YOU ARE SO LUCKY YOU PUT IT AS ANONYMOUS, BECAUSE I DARE YOU TO SAY IT TO MY FACE NEXT TIME

[conanvillani]

DUDE , you summoned the BEST players of all Gorotama and somehow still lost to knights who are newbies and one of them didn’t even know how to control his powers HOW do you fail that bad?!🤨

[freaks-you-out]

It’s so hard to be the best Captain on this app! I feel sorry for the others, especially the Lizard Striker and Barfs Rat who think they can even compete 😂

@thedragonstriker

@casper-ferreiro

@captainssyelle-atyourservice

@little-ass-lilas

I’m sorry you all have to live in my SHADOW

GET IT HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH CAUSE IM THE CAPTAIN OF THE SHADOWNS 😂

[casper-ferreiro]

If you’re the best captain, how come you got replaced?

[little-ass-lilas]

Ooooo BURN!

[freaks-you-out]

UGH NONE OF YOU PESTS KNOW THE WHOLE STORY AT ALL

I WASNT PERMANENTLY REPLACED, GOYEN SANGA JUST FELT BAD FOR ME AFTER THAT TRAUMATIC GAME AGAINST THE CLOWNS

ALSO ITS HARD WHEN IM PLAYING A 1 VS 5 24/7 SINCE MY TEAMMATES DO VIRTUALLY NOTHING, SO HE ALSO WANTED TO LET ME TAKE A BREAK

I WILL BE BACK SOON, AND I’LL MAKE YOU EAT YOUR WORDS

OH YEAH AND TO YOU, CAPTAIN OF THE WEEDS AND BARFS

WE SHADOWS NEVER FORGET

[little-ass-lilas]

Well….the game wouldn’t have been so hard if YOU hadn’t cheated!

[conanvillani]

YOU GOTTA BE F###ING KIDDING ME!!! NO Pregrina the shadows don’t want you!!!! leave us alone!!! shadows has a new captain a better captain ME!

[freaks-you-out]

JUST BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT ME BACK DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING

I JUST KNOW YOURE SCARED THAT GOYEN SANGA WILL REPLACE YOU AGAIN AND TAKE ME BACK, AND HE WILL, JUST YOU WAIT

YOU CAN KEEP ON DENYING IT BUT I WILL BE BACK, AND LEAD THE SHADOWS TO A VICTORY OF REVENGE OVER THESE PATHETIC TEAMS

ALSO YOU OTHER CAPTAINS

I NEVER CHEATED, I MERELY TOOK OPPORTUNITIES AND GOT SCREWED OVER FOR NO REASON

AGHHHHH JUST YOU ALL WAIT

[conanvillani]

so this is what we call delusion

[frekisavarog]

@freaks-you-out

guys she’s here

[freaks-you-out]

I know! Isn’t it great ☺️☺️☺️

[conanvillani]

NO it’s not😒

[freaks-you-out]

I DONT REMEMBER ASKING FOR YOUR OPINION NOW DID I CONAN!

[conanvillani]

NO but I can’t stand you!! specially when you’re lying😠