Conch’s Finest Curly Haired Student

where do i come from and where do i go? Main: @anirishdinodrawings Still want toast Chaotic Neutral of the fandom I'll draw sometimes she/her

[conchetttecurls]

year one in fandom: heheh here's the type of croc i think each character would wear

year six in fandom: the downfall of the books can be tied back to the author's multiple identity crises

[ethannakamuradefender]

what if in tlp ellie was also jealous of sayuri bc she thought of her as a romantic rival for lottie

[kiwistarrrzz]

rip jamie volk you would've loved kissing men (not haru)

[eleanorwolfson]

Whatever you do do NOT think about how close jamie and ellie were as kids because they were each others only friends. Don’t think about it at all ok

[conchetttecurls]

[maradovan]

Believe it or not I am still rwchposting

[eleanorwolfson]

I want to get a rosewood chronicles tattoo would that be a bad idea

[conchetttecurls]

listen to the voices and get one

[olliesmoreno]

saying your magnum opus is jaru is like dreamworks saying their magnum opus is the boss baby

[maradovan]

hated so hard I had to consult the texts

[eleanorwolfson]

While we are all active what is your favorite rwch fandom moment of all time mine was the cursed crossover fan fics

[conchetttecurls]

shrimp

....

[maradovan]

JAMIE DEFENSE SQUAD PLS ASSEMBLE IMMEDIATELY

[eleanorwolfson]

Thinking about how Jamie really shouldn’t have ended up in a relationship at the end of rwch and if he had to it should have been with literally anyone else

[olliesmoreno]

interesting writing choice having jamie be someone who has struggled with self identity and figuring out who he is outside of other people be and what they expect and want him to be be romantically paired off with someone FOUR YEARS OLDER than him (jamie was 16, haru was 20) who has manipulated him for most of their relationship and worships and revers him as a "prince" of a literal terrorist organisation (not even getting into the power dynamics here) .

right after being rejected by a girl who fundamentally understood his roles and responsibilities in life in a way literally nobody else did (complete servitude to another person, the main reason he suppresses his own self identity) be reduced to "mommy issues" .

[maradovan]

Claude: I need you to make Jamie Volk trust you so we can get him on our side

Haru: Ok how do I do that

Claude:

[rosewoodconch]

Rwch ships that are not okay

These are just the ones I could think of please feel free to add more. Please keep in mind these are romantic unless said

Binah x Anyone - She is aromantic and on the ace spectrum

Jamie x Haru - Haru is 4 years older than Jamie, and since Jamie is canonically 14/15, Haru is around 18/19 and so Jamie is a minor. On that note...

Jamie x Ingrid - Ingrid is around twentysomething. Just because she acts flirtatiously (ew) inthe books does not make this okay

Ellie x male - she is a lesbian, and shipping her with Jamie or any male character takes that away from her

Any sexual relationship - aside from teachers, family members or adult charcters, the main cast are all children

[rosewoodconch]

Adding a new note on Jamie X Haru!

I have changed persepctives after learning that Jamie is 18/19 and Haru is 21/22. Still not great but also... much better!!!

[olliesmoreno]

so not only is haru an undeveloped poorly written character he is also a groomer. who gets with his victim. and jamie’s age was retconned to make it less weird

[conchetttecurls]

AND JAMIES AGE WAS RETCONNED TO MAKE IT LESS WEIRD

[maradovan]

Please god take jamie volk's pain away and give it to haru hinamori 🙏

[itsadancingdinosaur]

me and the 🅱️ois and our bimonthly hate on haru session

[carys-the-ninth]

"Was this book good or was I deeply 19 when I read it:" an investigative journalism series