i was a sexy little viper rune

aaron | 24 | they/he

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[pankendev]

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

[koiagain]

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me

[cellarspirit]

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"omg baby i'm so wet"

i know

[goodnightngoth]

me: sorry i’ve been busy

me for the last hours:

[evilwizard]

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

[evilwizard]

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

[evilwizard]

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

[pauljpeg]

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[infectiouspiss]

"i think therefore i am" yeah well i jerk therefore i cum #bitch

[abed-with-a-knife]

“your house is like a zoo” nuh uh. zoos keep the animals locked up in cages. my house is like the woods. that’s why i keep dumping leaves on the floor

[eptck]

you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.

you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.

you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.

you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.

you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.

you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.

you have to be kind. you have to be kind.

[deep-state-partisan]

I pawned your chastity key for drug money sorry

[bobdylanyaoi]

is that your penis in your hand or is it my penis. you and i have begun to blur

[muppetshow2026]

consensually ran over an emo boy and his studded belt slashed my tires fml

[shirtsthatgohard]

[weirdplutoprince]

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by