I speak clearly and wear shorts

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

Hi

I’m concise-shorts-guy or Timothy

Age- normal age to be not sure parents never told me when my birthday was Job- job you can wear shorts at

Place of living- my house

Pronouns- whatever’s clearest minus she

ooc: im dean he/they also mod of @girl-scouts-offical

Tagging guy officalverse @cool-guy-offical @lame-guy-offical @weird-guy-offical @regular-guy-offical @cryptic-blanket-guy-offical

[confused-cookie-blog]

It's @rad-guy-offical amd @regular-guy-offical as per request!

Rad is in a blue, ocean themed dress because the ocean is rad!

And regular gets a victorian inspired dress with pinks and purples!

I tried but I'm still experimenting with colors.

Tags to get this noticed

@scared-guy-offical @cool-guy-offical @cryptic-blanket-guy-offical @concise-shorts-guy-offical @insecurity-offical @lame-guy-offical

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

Nice!

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

You are very concise

Thank you

Its what I aim to be

[epitaphisaniceword]

Good

Very concise

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

:>

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

You are very concise

Thank you

Its what I aim to be

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

So, I was thinking what would be a good fruit for a concise and short wearing person. Like what would the fruit they like be like? Ya know? I just wonder......

My favorite fruit is grapefruit

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

*squints* do you wear shorts during winter?

yes

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

Hello I have decided to make this concise and although this probably needs commas and such I omitted them for conciseness and I ran out of the concise range of time explaining my conciseness

I approve of this message

[for-sure-not-a-llama]

Tag game:

Name the superpower you'd use in real life and how you would use it, then have your followers give you a down side.

(no stupid things that are clearly broken like "i can choose my own down side!" Or "me am god!")

I choose dimension hopping, meaning i can go to other dimensions whenever i wish. I would use this to get tech and similar things to use in this dimension.

Like going to a dimension where they have infinite energy machines and then just get them built here ect. I think this could realistically do the most good in the world.

@the-queen-of-geese @punky-beaver-offical @ririwithrice @james-offical @king-of-oreo

[james-offical]

Your side effect is that you need to recharge before each travel by eating three packets of dried cranberries less than one hour before traveling.

I chose the ability to shapeshift :] @tea-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @woman-offical @man-offical @jared-offical and anyone else who wants to join

[jared-offical]

Everything you shapeshift into looks slightly off, but not in a way anyone can clearly place. Sorry bro.

I choose the ability to turn any liquid into soda!

@whale-offical @bob-offical

[bob-offical]

It's always flat and lukewarm.

hmmm... I'd like to have the power to troubleshoot any problem i have with ease! 🙂

@regular-guy-offical @woman-offical @factory-offical @man-offical

[regular-guy-offical]

I am quite shure that trouble shooting does not always mean sucess so you would never actuallt find out the problem.

i would like to be able to multiply myself so i can multitast more efficently

@weird-guy-offical @rad-guy-offical

[rad-guy-offical]

Your downside is … hmm… the extra you’d get tired really easily

Id like to time travel, would be cool

@cool-guy-offical

[cool-guy-offical]

uuHHMMMM you can only TIME TRAVEL to THE BIG FIVE MASS EXTINCTION EVENTS!!!

i wanna SHAAPEESHIIFFTTT, cuz that is AWESOME!!

@lame-guy-offical @weird-guy-offical

[lame-guy-offical]

You can only shapeshift into things you have seen.

I would like to have the ability to instantly solve any math problem, since that would be convenient.

@narrator-guy-offical @scared-guy-offical

[scared-guy-offical]

you can solve math problems but you are now useless in any other subjects besides math

i’d like to go invisible to hide from scary things

narrator

@narrator-guy-offical @cryptic-blanket-guy-offical

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…your downside is that anything in your pockets is visible. I chose something tame on purpose. :)

as for myself… I suppose I would like the power to have all blankets be impossible to get dirty. cleaning them is inconvenient…

@fancy-guy-offical @gay-guy-offical @concise-shorts-guy-offical

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

your downside is… the blankets are always slightly damp; like you took them out of dryer too early

my power would be… big pockets

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

How are you?

@concise-shorts-guy-offical

…quite well. yourself? :)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

I've been okay

Decemembers are a little harder than most months

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…understandable. I imagine you must get rather cold. if you would like, I have a few extra blankets:)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

I meant something else by that

I do

That would be nice. Thank you

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…?

(They don’t understand the joke, they’re not very educated about it. Mod understands it and thinks it was very funny.)

wonderful, take as many as you need:)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

its fine don't worry about it

Thank you! *Timothy seems confused about what the polite amount to take would be is; he ends up taking two*

They smell like you

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…alright, if you insist:)

and you’re very welcome, my friend.

(They seem slightly confused by the last bit but don’t question it, just satisfied that they were helpful)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

Ca-can I stay here for a little bit

I don't really want to go home right now; the house feels too empty

*Timothy doesn't acknowledge the last bit; it was a slip of the tounge, something meant to stay inside*

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…of course! I’ve always got space available. Stay as long as you need :)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

thank you so much

*Timothy just sits on the ground for a while and you can him muttering under his breath various things; song lyrics, lists, quotes, and "the house shouldn't still feel empty; it was almost a year ago"*

So ummmmm want to do some icebreakers?

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…hmm, I don’t see why not:)

(They notice the muttering but don’t mention it, respecting any boundaries you may have. Also as they’re attempting to avoid unwanted confrontation about something that was seemingly a sensitive subject)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

Okay! What's your favorite color?

Sorry about my muttering its a bad habit of mine

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…I’d say any sort of dark red or purple. What about you?

It’s okay! I’m not here to judge.

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

I would say green or yellow but the darker shades

Your turn!

@cryptic-blanket-guy-offical

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

How are you?

@concise-shorts-guy-offical

…quite well. yourself? :)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

I've been okay

Decemembers are a little harder than most months

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…understandable. I imagine you must get rather cold. if you would like, I have a few extra blankets:)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

I meant something else by that

I do

That would be nice. Thank you

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…?

(They don’t understand the joke, they’re not very educated about it. Mod understands it and thinks it was very funny.)

wonderful, take as many as you need:)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

its fine don't worry about it

Thank you! *Timothy seems confused about what the polite amount to take would be is; he ends up taking two*

They smell like you

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…alright, if you insist:)

and you’re very welcome, my friend.

(They seem slightly confused by the last bit but don’t question it, just satisfied that they were helpful)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

Ca-can I stay here for a little bit

I don't really want to go home right now; the house feels too empty

*Timothy doesn't acknowledge the last bit; it was a slip of the tounge, something meant to stay inside*

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…of course! I’ve always got space available. Stay as long as you need :)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

thank you so much

*Timothy just sits on the ground for a while and you can him muttering under his breath various things; song lyrics, lists, quotes, and "the house shouldn't still feel empty; it was almost a year ago"*

So ummmmm want to do some icebreakers?

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…hmm, I don’t see why not:)

(They notice the muttering but don’t mention it, respecting any boundaries you may have. Also as they’re attempting to avoid unwanted confrontation about something that was seemingly a sensitive subject)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

Okay! What's your favorite color?

Sorry about my muttering its a bad habit of mine

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

How are you?

@concise-shorts-guy-offical

…quite well. yourself? :)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

I've been okay

Decemembers are a little harder than most months

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…understandable. I imagine you must get rather cold. if you would like, I have a few extra blankets:)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

I meant something else by that

I do

That would be nice. Thank you

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…?

(They don’t understand the joke, they’re not very educated about it. Mod understands it and thinks it was very funny.)

wonderful, take as many as you need:)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

its fine don't worry about it

Thank you! *Timothy seems confused about what the polite amount to take would be is; he ends up taking two*

They smell like you

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…alright, if you insist:)

and you’re very welcome, my friend.

(They seem slightly confused by the last bit but don’t question it, just satisfied that they were helpful)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

Ca-can I stay here for a little bit

I don't really want to go home right now; the house feels too empty

*Timothy doesn't acknowledge the last bit; it was a slip of the tounge, something meant to stay inside*

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…of course! I’ve always got space available. Stay as long as you need :)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

thank you so much

*Timothy just sits on the ground for a while and you can him muttering under his breath various things; song lyrics, lists, quotes, and "the house shouldn't still feel empty; it was almost a year ago"*

So ummmmm want to do some icebreakers?

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

How are you?

@concise-shorts-guy-offical

…quite well. yourself? :)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

I've been okay

Decemembers are a little harder than most months

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…understandable. I imagine you must get rather cold. if you would like, I have a few extra blankets:)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

I meant something else by that

I do

That would be nice. Thank you

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…?

(They don’t understand the joke, they’re not very educated about it. Mod understands it and thinks it was very funny.)

wonderful, take as many as you need:)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

its fine don't worry about it

Thank you! *Timothy seems confused about what the polite amount to take would be is; he ends up taking two*

They smell like you

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…alright, if you insist:)

and you’re very welcome, my friend.

(They seem slightly confused by the last bit but don’t question it, just satisfied that they were helpful)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

Ca-can I stay here for a little bit

I don't really want to go home right now; the house feels too empty

*Timothy doesn't acknowledge the last bit; it was a slip of the tounge, something meant to stay inside*

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

How are you?

@concise-shorts-guy-offical

…quite well. yourself? :)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

I've been okay

Decemembers are a little harder than most months

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…understandable. I imagine you must get rather cold. if you would like, I have a few extra blankets:)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

I meant something else by that

I do

That would be nice. Thank you

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…?

(They don’t understand the joke, they’re not very educated about it. Mod understands it and thinks it was very funny.)

wonderful, take as many as you need:)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

its fine don't worry about it

Thank you! *Timothy seems confused about what the polite amount to take would be is; he ends up taking two*

They smell like you

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

How are you?

@concise-shorts-guy-offical

…quite well. yourself? :)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

I've been okay

Decemembers are a little harder than most months

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…understandable. I imagine you must get rather cold. if you would like, I have a few extra blankets:)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

I meant something else by that

I do

That would be nice. Thank you

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

How are you?

@concise-shorts-guy-offical

…quite well. yourself? :)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

I've been okay

Decemembers are a little harder than most months

[fancy-guy-offical]

I was told to inform the fellow guys of my presence

@cool-guy-offical @lame-guy-offical @weird-guy-offical @cryptic-blanket-guy-offical @rad-guy-offical @regular-guy-offical @scared-guy-offical

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

Hi there

[fancy-guy-offical]

Why hello there.

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

How are you

[cryptic-blanket-guy-offical]

…

…wait one goddamn second..

…

…

…has it been a second?

thank you for your time… :)

[concise-shorts-guy-offical]

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