Soo I made these a year ago and never shared them. Happy Conk Anniversary!!
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One Nice Bug Per Day

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Soo I made these a year ago and never shared them. Happy Conk Anniversary!!
Some of you appreciate Thomas because you think he's nice and relatable, I appreciate him because he's a wet rag
Thomas seeing all the shit going on in the curia and taking off his glasses: that's it, 4K vision revoked, back to 240p
Aldo: "You should go to a gynecologist"
Tedesco: "Why? I'm not a woman, are you going senile in old age?
Aldo: "I'm not, but it seems that you have become a cunt"
Third batch of our young hot priests.
Here we go with seminary Joshua and Ray.
(1/2/3/‐)
Second batch because I can't stand looking at them anymore. Take these two man from my hands before I throw them
Merab came out looking older than I wanted and unfortunately John Lithgow had a very unfortunate face as a young man. Enjoy.
(1/2/3/-)
So, I said I was doing a hot priests calendar? Well, it's happening.
First batch out, next one will be about Sabbadin and Tremblay.
For now enjoy Young Seminary Thomas and Young Seminary Goffredo.
(1/2/3/-)
Tremblay, who became Pope, and Janusz.
Doing a Hot Priests Calendar, had a breakdown while doing Ralph face, bon appétit
I invoked the power of rain with the last post, guess we're making that Roman Calendar Curia style after all
This is a translation of this interview from this post. Transcription under it.
Int: (talking about Gutierrez) What's your memory of him, when did you meet and what do you remember about him?
Leo: I met Father Gustavo Gutierrez the first year that I worked in Peru, which was between 1985/1986, while working on the pastoral project of the diocese that at that moment was the prelature of Viciu (???) Lucanas. He gave some support, one element among many one could say, in creating small communities to live the faith. In this synod we also talked not only about speaking in the parish, which has a great structure, but about creating community. And then Gustavo's testimony is everything that starts with the poor, being closer and closer to the them. I think he was great by seeking God precisely in the suffering of the poor.
Int: Your own personal thought of the man?
Leo: Eh personal...I must have last seen him a year and a half ago and it was already starting, because of age and all that, however he was always very affable, very close, even with a certain sense of humor, however he retained his ability to be human and close to the people.
Int: Last thing, over time would you say that it was easier for him with an Argentine pope to also be better understood in the Vatican?
Leo: It's better to ask someone else because I have been in the Vatican for a year and I have known him in the reality of Latin America. Cardinal Müller, he is very well known in the Vatican, he was a very good friend of Gustavo and this in itself says a lot right? Because when he went to Peru he also went to the mountains where he taught theology, Müller I mean. He understood Gustavo's message very well and he recognized in his theology something deep and truthful.
Int: Thank you very much
look what my boy did to himself
I want to TALK about Conclave, I want to WRITE about Conclave, I want to CREATE STUFF about Conclave, I want to go STARK RAVING MAD talking about Conclave.
Unfortunately, work and the heatwave make that difficult 😔
Anyway, have a cardinal in these trying times *throws you a Benítez*
I was just told by someone irl that Conclave 2024 cannot be seen as queer coded and I...??? Like, did we watch the same movie???
Vincent is explicitly intersex
Thomas is canonically bi
Janusz was prolly in love with the LHF
Tedesco is the most repressed gay man to grace the face of earth in a long time
Agnes...I don't know but she could have panties dropping in every convent
Tremblay is moneysexual
Sabbadin was a politician's son who joined priesthood, you can bet he got freaky to go against his father
And Adeyemi has not had his priorities straight in a long time so there's that
Oh, and Aldo is fruitier than the fruit section at my grocery store
I'm not saying that you have to agree with everything and that you must mush them together like barbies, but if you have two eyes and something in between them then use what nature gave you, they're there for a reason.
Guys
Guys I think I'm gonna open random pages of 50 shades of grey and putting in the place of the character whatever cardinal fits best
Just in from the Vatican folks, we finally have an image of the new pope! His name is Jacopo Lomeli Thomas Lawrence!
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Not really a post, but if anyone knows where I can get my hands on some good quality images of him, or the movie in general, I'm gonna make a slew of pope!Vincent edits since he's apparently on demand.
I was not blessed with two working hands and a photoshop subscription for nothing after all.
You are all thirsty for pope!Vincent, but my hand might just slip and see how well those other cardinals wear white too (I'm genuinely surprised that no one has done any kind of edit yet?)