yo.

i like corpse party and tokyo ghoul i guess??? i'm in other fandoms too but my main ones are those two i guess. dm if you want, i'd love to talk. 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Born too late to explore Earth, born too soon to explore the space outside of Earth, just in time to enjoy Earth before it goes to complete shit for future generations.

[condescending-mosquito]

WHAT HAVE I DONE

[condescending-mosquito]

this is STILL RELEVANT

[townycod13]

iok, can I just talk about how many amazing freaking fics and authors that /stole my heart/ over K2 week. Like I already knew they were amazing but /damn/, I’m just–can you guys never stop being /amazing/???? I don’t think it’s possible for you to stop tbh ;w; my heart is so full.

We’ve got @paisleywraith, this goshdarn /queen/ of quality content who always just blows me away with her plotting and characterizations and just /wonderful/ stories and the kysterion-b fic she posted that I /cannot/ get over omg. The absolute perfect combination of personalities creating this wonderful mess of emotions that left me aching for more.

Then there’s @panacea-for-all-evil, previously the meta goddess in my heart and now the emotional terrorist that just /destroyed/ me with her amazing timeline fic that weaved the themes together into this timeline that /ahhh/ my heart!!!! and I still haven’t forgiven her for making me cry.

And holyshit here’s @lwtis this motherfreaking badass charismatic ball of sweetness who wrote a bunch of just /breath taking/ stories that took tropes I don’t even /like/ and spun them in such a beautiful way that I’ve changed my mind completely on the matter. Hot/damn/.

But wait, @midori37 is here to write the fluffiest cutest domestic shit you have ever read, a series of oneshots that just establish how utterly beautiful and perfect Kenny and Kyle being in a loving relationship is and made me just /scream/ over the cuteness.

AND THEN @mysterikat with these unbelievable oneshots that I was completely unprepared for because of the amazing spot on characterizations, fantastic use of /glorious/ tropes, and utterly captivating writing style that had me from the first word.

But oh-ho, did you think that was all? There’s @eleanorchimere who wrote an  /exceptional/ SOT au that took my damn breath away in places, a perfect mixture of fairytale love and the tension and drama thrumming beneath the surface dragging me into each chapter with a hum of adoration.

And wellrounded_square comes in with this fabulous oneshot series that plays with my heart strings because they’re so utterly precious and in love and I can just /see/ the scenes that are painted by this exceptional writer.

If course @tallemy writes this /utterly/ adorable fantasy au that expresses so much love in a short time, a peek into the lives of a tailor and a diplomat who are utterly smitten with each other and reading it just makes me smile.

Obviously @starsmadeinheaven can’t hold off from posting the first chapter to a new work that I am beyond excited for, knowledgeable of all the previous works by this particular angel of writing, I cannot hold my excitement.

And then to top it all off @pasta-writes updates her amazing chaptered fic that I have been waiting to read more of for actual ages and cannot handle how much emotion can be used to utterly wreck me.

Long story short? I fucking /adore/ all the writers that gave me something to read over the course of this week omg<3<3 I cannot handle how much amazing talent is here and I cannot /wait/ to read what they come out with next, you have no idea ;w; and anyone that hadn’t quite had the opportunity to read these /masterpieces/ yet, I /highly/ recommend you make that time for them. /Believe me/ worth every glorious moment ;w;

[davvic]

My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

[pandaflavouredcookies]

The morning murps

[teathattast]

[uzrtamgo]

[keiid-deactivated20181203]

- nvm you’re a bunch of animals.

[whiskeycrutch]

Power move of the century.

[i-am-a-fish]

[golden-buddle]

[i-am-a-fish]

Oh??

Your move @specimen5echo

[kingdom-of-ocean-blog]

boom

[certified-asshat-deactivated201]

Gotcha

[i-am-a-fish]

You’d really take your own life just to be a human shield for that small fry?? Are you trying to call my bluff?????

[certified-asshat-deactivated201]

Darn straight

[i-am-a-fish]

Sigh… well consider yourself successful then.

I could never fire at someone so handsome…

[certified-asshat-deactivated201]

Thank~

[i-am-a-fish]

Bet u didnt see this!! coming

[golden-buddle]

Apparently im dead now, lol. You win Goldie, I back off… But the other fish may not.

[i-am-a-fish]

Thank you for accepting defeat. What’s you next move @insanealice13??? You runnin away??

[kayoi1234]

You might want to reconsider those words Goldie Gurston. 

A defender has appeared

[i-am-a-fish]

!!!!!! OH NO ITS A JELLY 😨

Someone please send me a weapon I’m too scared to move

[kayoi1234]

Touch the fish, and I will not hesitate to stab. 

[i-am-a-fish]

WHY IS NOBODY SENDINGG ME A WEAPONNNN?????

[golden-buddle]

oooo ghost of the fishie you killed is back…. Doesn’t boomerangs zip back?

[i-am-a-fish]

By golly you’re right!

THE WAR IS WON THANKS TO PHYSICS

[nikkowafers-deactivated20171209]

ARE YOU SURE?!!!!!! (a fishie friend of @insanealice13, who asked me to avenge their death)

[i-am-a-fish]

THE PLOT THICKENS.

I’M IN DANGER. THAT THING IS A CROSSBOW IT SHOOTS POINTY STICKS LARGE DISTANCES. @moonphobos PLEASE SEND ME A WEAPON.

[i-am-a-fish]

@ryanbacon please save me Tumblr mobile is about to be my demise

[soos-kitashi-deactivated2019092]

I got you man, you can distract them with these dogs in a box

[i-am-a-fish]

UUUUUUUUH @nikkowafers… L-LOOK!!!

[nikkowafers-deactivated20171209]

P.S. you may have missed the part where I relieved myself as a mostly fish some man thing bent on avenging my brother aka @insanealice13 , anyway…

Yay! So cute!

Wait one moment….

YOU CAN’T FOOL ME!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Holy Hannah it’s a man fish hell bent on revenge…

But your too late haha!! @ryanbacon, A C T I V A T E T H E M E C H S U I T

[soos-kitashi-deactivated2019092]

ROGER THAT M80!

[i-am-a-fish]

YESSSSSSSSS!!!! ! 

Now for my attack::: NILLA WAFER BLASTTT!

[nikkowafers-deactivated20171209]

NILLA WAFERS!!!! My only weakness! Your out smarted me goldfish, but hear  my words… This was the sweetest death I could ever ask for, GET IT???!!!

At least I will be with @insanealice13 now…ya know… swimming with the fishes. *dies, last words being a really bad joke*

[i-am-a-fish]

Yay! ❤️

[made-this-blog-to-end-fish-post]

[i-am-a-fish]

[i-am-a-fish]

everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff

[damaramegido]

hey op real quick what the Actual fuck

[fluoritegalaxy]

I have a quick follow-up question, which is also what the fuck?

[i-am-a-fish]

let me do my thing

[i-am-a-fish]

procrastinate on dying to become immortal

[i-am-a-fish]

gays, lend me your strength

[equinox-autumn]

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

[i-am-a-fish]

thank you so much.

lesbians, lend me your strength

[kandikarkat]

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

[i-am-a-fish]

I am forever in your debt.

aces, lend me your strength

[andr0id-16]

I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.

[i-am-a-fish]

I owe you my life.

transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength

[kingasgore-moved-deactivated201]

i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them

[i-am-a-fish]

I could never thank you enough.

bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength

[asskylosaurus]

Gun

[i-am-a-fish]

I am eternally grateful.

now, all remaining LGBT+ members, please collectively lend me your strength

[doctor-basil-puntastic]

You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.

[i-am-a-fish]

I truly thank you all, from the bottom of my heart thank you.

now,

[mukeispiritmugen]

stenny doodles

[imagineyouricon]

Imagine your icon screaming the Attack on Titan theme in the shower

[teathattast]

the holy grail

[deejay]

[catchymemes]

BLOCK 100

HEAVY ARMOR 100

[desmondsprettyface]

So I looked up the whole story and, as the BBC reports:

[wolfbrotherzach]

I legitimately want to know what the wife’s reaction to this was.  I know she deserves to go to jail for attempted murder, but I can only just wonder what was going through her head when she saw him get out of bed complaining of a headache.

[swooood-dooooood]