Live from Crocker Manor @condescendingladycrocker - Tumblr Blog

Attention blog followers;

I’m not gonna be on tumblr anymore. The recent change has kinda just killed it for me and so I’ll be leaving the blogs I run.

However! You are more than welcome to add me on discord. My discord is thrip#2938.

Add me, come say hi. I don’t mind at all.

#from the mun #ooc

condescendingladycrocker

—Eart)-( )-(as made me soft. T)-(ere isn’t enoug)-( fig)-(ting! Or people under my rule.

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You s)(oald be )(appy wit)( w)(at you )(ave.

condescendingladycrocker

But people don’t fink I’m cool!

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condescendingladycrocker:

Sounds )-(ard… Isn’t t)-(ere any way quicker to do t)-(is? I don’t get it.

No, if you want to restore something to where it lasts, it takes work. It’s ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will. Five percent pleasure and fifty percent pain.

condescendingladycrocker

Incredible. Your words )-(ave inspired me.

I regret killing you in my timeline.

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condescendingladycrocker:

… I mean… I’m not? After a long life and being alone for what felt like forever. I know my t)-(ink pan is totally screwed.

But no one believes me w)-(en I try tell them I’m not evil! 38(

Speaking won’t convince anyone, it is the heart of your actions. I’m assuming you are trying to restore relationships where you hurt people. Give them space, time to think. Offer your help but do not expect instant results or for them to rush into your arms.

People don’t like it when you push them, whether it is a nice gesture or not. My best advice is to give them time to process and observe whether what you say is true.

I know being alone is unpleasant but try building relationships with strangers first, let them see how you treat them. Naturally, they might be interested in starting conversations with you but don’t expect miracles. Both sides have to work to repair it and if their heart isn’t in it, you can’t whine. It might be upsetting but best bet, let them come to you.

condescendingladycrocker

Sounds )-(ard... Isn’t t)-(ere any way quicker to do t)-(is? I don’t get it.

—Eart)-( )-(as made me soft. T)-(ere isn’t enoug)-( fig)-(ting! Or people under my rule.

One time. I was out sailing and I saw a blubber beast! It was really cool. I miss Alternia. It was much better t)-(an —Eart)-(.

condescendingladycrocker

why dont people like me?

daystxlker

I Like You

condescendingladycrocker

Bae. x

yesterdaysprint

Pittsburgh Daily Post, Pennsylvania, November 18, 1912

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condescendingladycrocker:

NO ON—E ASK—ED YOU! I WANT—ED TO ASK GOOGL—E! MAYB—E —EV—EN T)-(AT BUTLER! J—E—EV—ES!

How are you fit to run an Empire when you can’t open a new tab?

condescendingladycrocker

... I mean... I’m not? After a long life and being alone for what felt like forever. I know my t)-(ink pan is totally screwed.

But no one believes me w)-(en I try tell them I’m not evil! 38(

condescendingladycrocker

why dont people like me?

iron-immolate

Because you are a highly manipulative person who uses kindness and an inviting persona to exploit people of their vulnerability and use it into thinking you are nice before taking advantage of them.

condescendingladycrocker

NO ON—E ASK—ED YOU! I WANT—ED TO ASK GOOGL—E! MAYB—E —EV—EN T)-(AT BUTLER! J—E—EV—ES!

@spacejades

“I’ll )-(ave you know my kill count for t)-(is week )-(as been two! T)-(e lowest ever!”