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welcome 2 the junkyard, bruh // traffic phighting rp blog // art in icon and header by me

[coneindajunkyard]

“wussup', y'all?”

Heyooooo. Welcome to my comeplete landfill of a Traffic Phighting rp blog. Home of abuse of apostrophes and written accents. @fsshhhhhhhhhh is my main.

We do have some rules so lets get into those:

• No nsfw. period. this includes: lewd stuff and overly violent or gorey stuff.

• None of that proship/comship stuff. y'all can do what you like, i don't want it here.

• No "there's bugs in your skin" or "the fog's coming" type stuff.

Three rules, that's all. more might be added later.

OOC posts will be tagged with "#smoke break 🚬"

Also, warning for talk/use of nicotine and marijuana products. Traff's a stoner. Warning for swearing too.

[coneindajunkyard]

/// hahaha lol good run everyone!!! been a good time fucking around on this blog but actually. i think i might need to cancel bc my schizophrenia is getting super fucking bad lately. im scared that i might majorly fuckup so i think it's best i cancel the blog. sayonara phighting parody tumblr! loved y'all ✌️

[coneindajunkyard]

TRAFFIC YOUR TAGS

whuh- huh

WAIT WHAT. WDYM THERES A CREATURE

[coneindajunkyard]

"I hope you're aware that she's unhappy with you."

"So, let us settle this, get it over with. Its better that way for the both of us."

-@divine-a-gift-from-above (Ghostwalker)

I- uh. fuckin'- Is it YOU who's doin' this weird shit to me??? then it makes no fuckin' sense... i- you're the one of the ones that i've been doin' this chaotic stuff to??

also no. i'm takin' ur necktie collection when i figure out what's breathing down my neck.

[salvation-brought]

"Chaos? That would be Darkheart, he's quite the troublemaker. Just a few days ago he threw a fit when I tried speaking with him..."

"So, that's probably his doing. I have no desire to mess with you in those ways. I prefer to handle things more professionally."

[coneindajunkyard]

yeah, probably totally darkheart.

yea sure. listen, i- uhm. okay. I know ur fully plannin' on dissectin' me here...

..i don't think it'll work. i- i cut my finger on some scrap yesterday and just. i watched it heal. instantly. i don't know what's up or anythin', dude. i'm freakin' the fuck out.

[salvation-brought]

"I can probably resolve that issue. There's another & rather annoying voice that's screaming at me, if you don't mind, I'm going to deal with them first."

He clears his throat.

"Yes, I can hear you. What is it that you desire?"

[coneindajunkyard]

whuh? lil voice? th' hell you mean, dudebro?

[salvation-brought]

"Silence."

"Strange. Are you alive? Are you dead? I can possibly reach you if you tell me."

[coneindajunkyard]

...i'm takin' all those damn ugly ass bowties after this...

[coneindajunkyard]

"I hope you're aware that she's unhappy with you."

"So, let us settle this, get it over with. Its better that way for the both of us."

-@divine-a-gift-from-above (Ghostwalker)

I- uh. fuckin'- Is it YOU who's doin' this weird shit to me??? then it makes no fuckin' sense... i- you're the one of the ones that i've been doin' this chaotic stuff to??

also no. i'm takin' ur necktie collection when i figure out what's breathing down my neck.

[salvation-brought]

"Chaos? That would be Darkheart, he's quite the troublemaker. Just a few days ago he threw a fit when I tried speaking with him..."

"So, that's probably his doing. I have no desire to mess with you in those ways. I prefer to handle things more professionally."

[coneindajunkyard]

yeah, probably totally darkheart.

yea sure. listen, i- uhm. okay. I know ur fully plannin' on dissectin' me here...

..i don't think it'll work. i- i cut my finger on some scrap yesterday and just. i watched it heal. instantly. i don't know what's up or anythin', dude. i'm freakin' the fuck out.

[salvation-brought]

"I can probably resolve that issue. There's another & rather annoying voice that's screaming at me, if you don't mind, I'm going to deal with them first."

He clears his throat.

"Yes, I can hear you. What is it that you desire?"

[coneindajunkyard]

whuh? lil voice? th' hell you mean, dudebro?

[coneindajunkyard]

"I hope you're aware that she's unhappy with you."

"So, let us settle this, get it over with. Its better that way for the both of us."

-@divine-a-gift-from-above (Ghostwalker)

I- uh. fuckin'- Is it YOU who's doin' this weird shit to me??? then it makes no fuckin' sense... i- you're the one of the ones that i've been doin' this chaotic stuff to??

also no. i'm takin' ur necktie collection when i figure out what's breathing down my neck.

[salvation-brought]

"Chaos? That would be Darkheart, he's quite the troublemaker. Just a few days ago he threw a fit when I tried speaking with him..."

"So, that's probably his doing. I have no desire to mess with you in those ways. I prefer to handle things more professionally."

[coneindajunkyard]

yeah, probably totally darkheart.

yea sure. listen, i- uhm. okay. I know ur fully plannin' on dissectin' me here...

..i don't think it'll work. i- i cut my finger on some scrap yesterday and just. i watched it heal. instantly. i don't know what's up or anythin', dude. i'm freakin' the fuck out.

[coneindajunkyard]

"I hope you're aware that she's unhappy with you."

"So, let us settle this, get it over with. Its better that way for the both of us."

-@divine-a-gift-from-above (Ghostwalker)

I- uh. fuckin'- Is it YOU who's doin' this weird shit to me??? then it makes no fuckin' sense... i- you're the one of the ones that i've been doin' this chaotic stuff to??

also no. i'm takin' ur necktie collection when i figure out what's breathing down my neck.

[coneindajunkyard]

dudes. bros.

my fuckin shadow is GONE. it's just fuckin gone, dude. It's- i can't tell if im fucking tripping but oh my god.

[coneindajunkyard]

feelin weird lately. i. i've been doing things i cant normally do. i black out and wake up and suddenly i've done something so stupidly elaborate to fuck someone over. im gettin louder and more.. angry. i don't know what's wrong with me. my skin doesnt feel like my own, dudes. its getting more and more frequent, these. blackouts keep happening.

i woke up one time and i don't actually know how i fucken got there but i was in darkheart's realm or something spraypainting shit on walls and i.

i don't fucking know anymore.

[salvation-brought]

just took all the handles off your mugs lmao

-from, traffic ( @coneindajunkyard )

"We do not have mugs, only teacups."

"& it's a minor inconvenience nonetheless, but I must say- I am impressed from your determination."

[coneindajunkyard]

and im impressed by ur ability to cosplay as a geriatric grandfather yet here we are. also i took ur teabags and replaced them with lil seed packets. maybe u guys can put all that hatred in your heart into growing a garden and finally feel better ab urselves

[here-comes-the-snow]

lil' guy? i uh. i stole all the handles from the mugs illumina and ghostwalker had. you want some?

-from, traffic ( @coneindajunkyard )

..you— you what?

I’m kind of impressed but also really worried for you…

Don’t mess with those two. It’s a bad idea, trust me!

[coneindajunkyard]

o yah, trust me. i'll be fine. i keep harassing the subspace that dissected you. also apparently he's gunna try and poison you now..so..

btw do u want the screws i took from that subspace's furniture.

[here-comes-the-snow]

He’s going to what.

Uh, you can.. keep them. How did you even manage to do that??

[coneindajunkyard]

listen lil bro. u should be questioning me more ab the apiary in his bathroom (13000 bees) than the screws

[here-comes-the-snow]

lil' guy? i uh. i stole all the handles from the mugs illumina and ghostwalker had. you want some?

-from, traffic ( @coneindajunkyard )

..you— you what?

I’m kind of impressed but also really worried for you…

Don’t mess with those two. It’s a bad idea, trust me!

[coneindajunkyard]

o yah, trust me. i'll be fine. i keep harassing the subspace that dissected you. also apparently he's gunna try and poison you now..so..

btw do u want the screws i took from that subspace's furniture.

[blackrockbiograft]

is ur creator single

I DO NOT KNOW. I FOCUS ONLY ON MY GIVEN TASK, NOT THE RELATIONSHIP STATUS OF MY CREATOR.

[subspacekisser1]

no he is with me

[blackrockbiograft]

respectfully, WHAT-

[coneindajunkyard]

and also me ✌️

[piplup335]

WHOOPS, WRONG ACCOUNT BOIIIII

but yeah W H A T how many fiancées does subspace N E E D

please terrorise the subspace RP accounts, I wanna see shit go down-

[coneindajunkyard]

{ ooc: this one is mine lmao i love him sm hehehehssheheh everyone pls go say a very polite hi to my beautiful gorgeous husband @poison-and-sparkles }

[blackrocks-greatest]

ohhh noooo.... looks like the blueprints for your robots got leaked as pdf files online.... waiiit did someone also take the screws from all of your furniture?... oh noooooo....

- evilly from, evil traffic (@coneindajunkyard (evil) )

I'm going to find you.

Then I'll give you a real reason to be scared.

[coneindajunkyard]

mmmmm. i think you should be more scared of me.

-pissed in all of your indoor houseplants

-constructed an apiary in your bathroom (13000 bees!)

-organized a threesome with your parents

-hacked your twitter account, and now you're following jeffery epistein

[blackrockbiograft]

is ur creator single

I DO NOT KNOW. I FOCUS ONLY ON MY GIVEN TASK, NOT THE RELATIONSHIP STATUS OF MY CREATOR.

[subspacekisser1]

no he is with me

[blackrockbiograft]

respectfully, WHAT-

[coneindajunkyard]

and also me ✌️

[coneindajunkyard]

There is a wasps’ nest in my attic. A fat, sprawling thing that crouches in the shadowed corner. It thrums with life and malice. I could sit there for hours, watching the swirls of pulp and paper on its surface. I have done. It is not the patterns that enthral me, I’m not one of those fools chasing fractals; no, it’s what sings behind them. Sings that I am beautiful. Sings that I am a home. That I can be fully consumed by what loves me.I don’t know how long the nest has been there. It’s not even my house, I just live there. Some sweaty old man thinks he owns it, taking money for my presence as though it will save him. I used to worry about it, you know. I remember, before the dreams, I would spend so long worrying about that money. About how I could afford to live there. Now I know that whatever the old man thinks, as he passes about the house with brow crinkled and mouth puckered in disapproval, it is not his. It has a thousand truer owners who shift and live and sing within the very walls of the building. He does not even know about the wasps’ nest. I wonder how long he has not known. How many years it has been there.

I do not know why the hive chose me, but it did. And I think that it always had. The song is loud and beautiful and I am so very afraid. There is a wasps’ nest in my attic. Perhaps it can soothe my itching soul.

yeah sorry im burning your house down. no flesh hive for you.

[here-comes-the-snow]

"Hm..? Think you can just run away?"

"Hate to break it to you but...that's fortunately not the case! Hello again~!"

-@blackrocks-greatest-mind

You..!

Phuck you!! Get away from me!!! I-If you try to hurt me again, I’ll freeze you into an ice cube!

*They’re shaking like a leaf*

[coneindajunkyard]

WAIT IT'S THIS LITTLE BASTARD THAT DISSECTED YOU?? THE GUY WHO FINISHES QUICKER THAN A TODDLER WHO WAS HANDED A CAPRI SUN??

[Traffic practically picks up Icedagger, the whole scene resembling that one meme.]

NAH GET THE FUCK AWAY YOU CRINKLY DINKLY, SCRAPPY WAPPY, BONE-THIN, IRONING BOARD HEADASS. YOU SMELL LIKE MINECRAFT AXOLOTLS AND TASTE LIKE SKATEBOARD'S DEFINITION OF A 'CHEMTRAIL'. DIVORCED ASS HOE.

[Traffic then throws a brick at Subspace.]