let out your secrets!

get honest with miyazawa kenji!

[confessbungou]

I can't tell if people like me here or not. I feel like I'm expected to always be joking, but then when I start joking back, it's suddenly not funny anymore. It sometimes makes me not want to be around people in the discord server.

Honestly, I’ve had just about enough. If you are blatant enough to complain to this blog meant mainly for in character confessions or something of the like rather than contact a moderator privately, we will not take this “confession” very seriously. 

TLDR; I will begin to ignore these anonymous and will personally message who I think have sent them. This blog is not meant for you to complain. If you have complaints about the server or something, contact a moderator. It is childish and cowardly to post them here.

[confessbungou]

Having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having Satan himself slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at you and whispering "mayonnaise"

“Now that’s just strange.”

[confessbungou]

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like "...I mean I've had better but this honestly isn't that bad." I run a milkshake place. We're doing a buy one get one free right now.

“uh.”

[confessbungou]

whyd u stop using edited photos for confessions binch

“bc im lazy and i want ppl to see my cute face--”

[ocbungou]

hello ! this is to the anonymous person who is sending us rather serious confessions on the confession blog: 

Keep reading

[confessbungou]

Butter is great.

“Did you know that they fry butter here in the USA ? Its delicious !”

[confessbungou]

Dakota Deadman is Daddy™

“I haven’t heard about a child yet. He’s young, but I guess its possible.”

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id sell you all out for a potato chip mmm chips i love chips someone give me a chip

“You know who else would do that ? A pigeon !”

[confessbungou]

I also don't like avocado

[ loud dramatic gasp ] “You heathen !”

[confessbungou]

i don't like avocado

“You heathen.”

[confessbungou]

I'm like water in a kettle because I too scream when I am being boiled

“Ah, I see.”

[confessbungou]

i would pay samiri to step on my face with six inch heels please dad

[confessbungou]

Sometimes I feel like I have to exaggerate some parts of me to make sure people remember me, because otherwise I feel I am just another person in someone's day.

“Just be yourself... and you’ll be fine.”

[confessbungou]

Sometimes........... I die

“Oh I know someone who knows a lot about death! Let me get her!”

“I am the one well acquainted with death, it is nothing new. I could help you out, you know.”  

[confessbungou]

Sometimes I want to climb into my oven and pretend I'm a chicken nugget but then I realise I would die but then I remember I would forget to turn the oven on so what's the point anyway I'm going to climb into that oven and follow my dream of being a chicken nugget

“Uh I guess that’s what happens to chicken nuggets or you could do that... Follow your dreams.”

[confessbungou]

the mods of this gottdam ring are terrible pls slay em with memes.

“Tell me something new, Mr. Anonymous!”

[confessbungou]