Confessions OF A Cube Farm

Fictional stories from within the Cube Farm inspired by true events

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When I look up and realize my director is standing at my desk

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That awesome moment when I finish all my work and feel like I can take anything on!

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When my fellow cube farmer asks me to do lunch with them

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It’s always a pleasure waking up on a Friday morning, not just because it’s the end of the work week but becuase you also have a sense of accomplishment. Just knowing you survived the cube farm, Monday until now, puts a smile on your face. Naturally everyone in the cube farm has all of a sudden come down with ADD like they do every Friday, with the planning of their weekend. Friday is also a day to pretend that you care about what other people in the cube farm have planned for their weekend and you make nice with the comments and share your weekend plans too. Friday is a harmonious day in the cube farm. Not only is the Cube Farmer happy about Friday, they are also pleased with themselves for surviving the work week!

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What my coworkers and I do on our breaks in Biz Hub West

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How I feel when I am walking down the isles of the cube farm

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There are NO SECRETS in the cube farm, so when your LP (life partner) shows up at your desk with bright orange colored flowers, naturally everyone is going to be curious. Now back to work because that's the life of a cube farmer!

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When working in a cube farm, bathrooms can be a very uninviting place to be, especially with their random/disgusting smells, so when new urinal cakes are put in, I like to bask in the new scent that they offer, but only for a short time because that good smell doesn't last long in the cube farm bathroom!

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When my coworker brings in a piece of bacon flavored candy for me

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How to make it through Thursday

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My finger has refused to go on working within the plush walls of the cube farm

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Wednesdays

Made it through the day with no stress but have a hard time with Wednesday because its the middle of the week and no one in the cube farm seems to know what to do with themselves. On a good note I have learned that annoying people will be anywhere you go in life, its how you choose to deal with them that will determine your day. #ConfessionsOfACubeFarm

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Tuesday

I woke up bright eyed and bushy tail feeling like I could take on ANYTHING the world had to throw at me until… Even waking up 45 mins before my alarm I found myself rushing to get ready so I could make it out the door at a decent time. As I pull up to work later than expected (but still on time) I say something that my LP (life partner) takes way out of context and leave on a bad note with him. I think to myself that it will be ok because we always mend it by talking about it later besides, I have NO TIME to stress about misinterpretations when I’m showing up to work later than expected! FINALLY I am in work headed to my desk when I can’t help but notice that most everyone is in the office before me but I just tell myself that its ok because at least I’m not late.

So I sit down at my lovely desk, clock in, and open my email only to see 36584623645 emails that I need to go through but, keep thinking to myself that its part of my job and I love what I do. So I FINALLY get through my emails and sneeze when a coworker wants to why I sneezed and if I'm ok, naturally I ignore it because its of NO relevance to what I am currently doing. With morning tasks completed I am feeling better and decide to email my LP just to let him know that I am sorry if I upset him and after a few emails we are back on track (like I knew we would be) I always TRY to keep a positive mind! As I am going about my work day I read an email and can't help but laugh at what my eyes are seeing then, a coworker asks what what are you laughing at what's so funny? I just brush it off because we are all in a small space and I don't have time for silly questions and besides, I have to get ready for my afternoon jog. I come back from great jog and don't even make it to my desk when the same coworker who asked me questions earlier asks if I had nice jog. I reply yes I did because it is TOTALLY relevant to what is going on and I am feeling good. The afternoon goes and multiple pointless/nosey questions are asked so naturally I brush them off and keep smiling. I comment a good job on a coworker who has switched from coffee to tea and stuck with it when the same annoying coworker who has been asking pointless questions that pertain to NOTHING all day stands up and asks me What tea? Is he drinking diet tea? Is it one of those cleansing teas? At this point I lose it tell that coworker that they would know what I was referring to if I had been talking to them. The coworker is not happy with my response and I feel a little (a very little) bad about it but what's a person to when pushed to the edge!? Am I wrong for losing my cool, or is my coworker just wanting to fit in so badly that they will do anything to be part of the conversation? Is this person really interested in what I am saying or do they lack a interesting personal life that leads them to cling on to any point of interest within the work place? Nothing said within the cube farm is safe, there will always be wandering ears, so be careful what you say! #ConfessionsOfACubeFarm #CubeFarm

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What I want to say at the end of my work day!

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Rocking the bow tie at work today! #mensfashion #wallstreetwednesday #fashion #office #business

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Top Notch Tuesday in the office today, I really enjoy what do inside this cube farm and the people I do it with!