This Is Why I Hate Bowling

She/Her I don't know man, I'm trying my best

[greelin]

escape rooms would mean more to me if they actually tied you to chairs or released some sort of creature. like what’s the point otherwise. where’s the incentive. how is it fun

[greelin]

it’s not even a labyrinthine sort of situation. They don’t even have a minotaur

[carolsturka]

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

[micromontage]

We have so little time

[starjasmines]

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

[caesarsaladinn]

So much of what is “cringe” is just… earnest.

[argumate]

what if you made an honest expression of genuine human emotion and someone saw it!

[oneheadtoanother]

[privatejoker]

it's okay to draw for glory. don't let anyone convince you that art has to be a hobby. you don't have to rest or take breaks. if you feel yourself hitting a wall feel free to lose sleep over the process. you can forgo friendship if you need to. it's completely fine to want your art to win you immortality through your influence and canonization as a master. you don't have to take it easy

[insomnianightss]

Amazing things happening on Instagram today

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[abjure-obsolescence]

never stop running your mouth. 90% of chronic babblers shut the fuck up right before they finally get out of the hole they've dug for themselves. surely this next thing won't result in further embarrassment.

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[pansyfemme]

i told myself i would never drink and then i changed my mind right before i turned 21, i had one (1) small drink on my 21st birthday and then the next week i was put on a medication where if i drink i will ruin my organs so i don’t think the fantasies i had as a young girl of being an alchoholic depressive gay male playwrite in the 1960s are going to work out for me

[eclogues]

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

[mutationgirl]

they're putting something in water that makes you pee

[dehydratedlydia]

thats why i keep away from it and not drink much big pee will never get me

[mysterypuppys]

when you’re already in a bad mood and then you see a man with a stupid fucking mustache

[necrowtic]

we need to restructure society in a way that places women with messy frizzy curls on top and everyone else on the bottom. i believe this will solve all the worlds problems. vote necrowtic for president

[feldfrog]

Imagine being one of the parents for the kids in the Magic School Bus class. Getting those field trip permission slips home every single night.

Like what, another one? Doesn’t she teach? This just says Inside a Dog

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over