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well I think you odyssey a different movie

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

profeciegirl

childsacrifice

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

stroebe2

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

afloweroutofstone

It comforts me that you have bad music taste, because you are a bad person, and I like to think bad moral character and bad music taste are connected. But every so often you post something good. I hope those are just accidents. Or maybe they reveal a tiny sliver of goodness within you.

What I don’t want to believe is that music taste and morality are unrelated. I’d rather believe the universe has an order, and that music taste is one way to tell good people from bad.

I’ll be more direct: you posted a Strawberry Switchblade song. Why? Did you post it by mistake, meaning to post bad music instead? Or did you post it because it reflects the small part of you that is good? Or did you mean to post it, proving that good music and good character have nothing to do with each other?

I'm getting hate mail from a Protestant Strawberry Switchblade fan

lordeboy

What I eat in a day as a low agency emotionally manipulative performative metrosexual avoidant ADHD Adult male

westerberg

me to my bf (if I had one): omg.... pavements touring next year... I hope I can see them live ❤️

my bf: pavement...girl u know you can just go outside if you wanna see that 🙄 there are roads everywhere in [town we live in]

me: it’s like you don’t even listen to me... I think we should break up

my bf: whaaaa....

[sept 2022]

me: wow... pavement.... wait... stephen malkmus???

Stephen malkmus: yeah it’s me... ur cute... wanna get out of here?

me: 😳 of course I would... but your wife?

Stephen malkmus: don’t worry about it 😏

me: (wow... okay...) coool.... you wouldn’t believe the idiot I broke up with a year ago... he thought your band was roads

Stephen malkmus: oh haha

chirasul

applying papier mache to the homie who fell asleep on the floor during the party and then using it as a mold to make a 1-to-1 perfect silicone sculpture of him which we place on the floor and gently interlace with him so it looks like he is sleeping restfully with the yin yang of his own somnolent form lol

boymounter

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

ryebreadgf

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

cutecipher

"yup let me just assemble my sandwich on the ground and eat it let me eat my dirty sandwich with dirt on it from the ground before my dog eats my ground sandwich"