@theartofmadeline
Cosmic Funnies
Peter Solarz
art blog(derogatory)
Show & Tell
Sade Olutola
Acquired Stardust
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Keni
Misplaced Lens Cap
Kiana Khansmith
occasionally subtle
ojovivo
cherry valley forever
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Andulka
Jules of Nature
oozey mess
hello vonnie
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@confidentlyincorrectquotes
Nick : I lost Eli's hoodie
Meredith: Okay and-
Nick: and Eli
Meredith : WHY DIDNT YOU SAY THAT FIRST.
Twenty minutes later
Meredith : I found Eli's hoodie.
Nick : okay and-
Meredith : and Eli.
Nick : YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT FIRST.
Lucifer holding a brick : how do you politely tell someone you want to hit them with a brick.
eve not even looking up from her magazine: I wish to introduce your facial features to a fundamental unit in building.
Meredith's friends :How many kids do you have?
Meredith: Biologically, emotionally, or legally
Noah: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Lucifer: Only if you also don't ask why
Noah: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Noah:
Lucifer :
Noah: This one is fine
Nick: I was arrested for being too cool.
Eli: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
nick standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Meredith
Meredith : How did you do that without turning around?
Nick: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
Noah : I'm gonna get my pilot's license. I've already got a driver's license and a cosmetology license, that's two of the big five licenses.
Lucifer: The big five licenses?
Noah Driver's license, cosmetology license, pilot's license, fishing license, and… license to kill! I can't wait to get that one.
Adam: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven. eve: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction
Asher writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
Noah: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? Lucifer : You mean literally or figuratively? Noah: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
Eve: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume? Satan: *chugs entire bottle* Satan : It’s perfume.
Noah: Asher, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! Asher: Well of course I have. Asher: Have you ever tried going mad without power? Asher It's boring.