Nick : I lost Eli's hoodie
Meredith: Okay and-
Nick: and Eli
Meredith : WHY DIDNT YOU SAY THAT FIRST.
Twenty minutes later
Meredith : I found Eli's hoodie.
Nick : okay and-
Meredith : and Eli.
Nick : YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT FIRST.

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@confidentlyincorrectquotes
Nick : I lost Eli's hoodie
Meredith: Okay and-
Nick: and Eli
Meredith : WHY DIDNT YOU SAY THAT FIRST.
Twenty minutes later
Meredith : I found Eli's hoodie.
Nick : okay and-
Meredith : and Eli.
Nick : YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT FIRST.
Lucifer holding a brick : how do you politely tell someone you want to hit them with a brick.
eve not even looking up from her magazine: I wish to introduce your facial features to a fundamental unit in building.
Meredith's friends :How many kids do you have?
Meredith: Biologically, emotionally, or legally
Noah: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Lucifer: Only if you also don't ask why
Noah: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Noah:
Lucifer :
Noah: This one is fine
Nick: I was arrested for being too cool.
Eli: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
nick standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Meredith
Meredith : How did you do that without turning around?
Nick: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
Noah : I'm gonna get my pilot's license. I've already got a driver's license and a cosmetology license, that's two of the big five licenses.
Lucifer: The big five licenses?
Noah Driver's license, cosmetology license, pilot's license, fishing license, and… license to kill! I can't wait to get that one.
Adam: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven. eve: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction
Asher writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
Noah: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? Lucifer : You mean literally or figuratively? Noah: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
Eve: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume? Satan: *chugs entire bottle* Satan : It’s perfume.
Noah: Asher, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! Asher: Well of course I have. Asher: Have you ever tried going mad without power? Asher It's boring.