I'm Here, I'm Queer, I'm Ready For Beer

🌷🌹🌻🍄🍄🌻🌹🌷 Jon. 23. He/Him. BR, LA

[earwen]

THE ORIGINAL BENDERS

[basset-art-deactivated20210505]

He slumbers.

[jiles-deactivated20160208]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

[katswenski]

The disappointment is palpable.  My website – My Instagram – See me on LINE Webtoon!

[hoenngarbage]

Mood

[memegod]

[adamthegirl]

[starinyourhand]

Do it for your foremothers that never got the chance.

[atopcat]

Translation: America can’t celebrate 100 years of female suffrage until 2065

[chrisriddellblog]

Instructions by Neil Gaiman

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[whitepeopletwitter]

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[hype]

[bigeisamazing]

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[confusedandneedy]

I’m so h*rny all the time why don’t my friends just send me nudes I don’t understand

[weezyvonfresca]