In retrospect I’d like to now declare this the funniest fucking Tweet of all time

shark vs the universe
The Bowery Presents
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
noise dept.
$LAYYYTER
hello vonnie

Product Placement
EXPECTATIONS

tannertan36
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NASA
Sweet Seals For You, Always
tumblr dot com

pixel skylines

izzy's playlists!

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
KIROKAZE
🪼

#extradirty

Love Begins
seen from Malaysia
seen from Uzbekistan
seen from Iraq

seen from United Kingdom
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Belgium
seen from China
seen from France

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from France

seen from Italy
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@confusedastowhyijust
In retrospect I’d like to now declare this the funniest fucking Tweet of all time
Mood
MOVE… MOM’S HOME
(source: @_bronsonthebully)
this hit me like a bus
I’ll reblog it till my fingers bleed
When my cousin ‘All Lives Matters’ me on my own post.
“Romka grew up on a farm with horses and now she thinks she’s a horse”
(Source)
“Sheep discovers how to use a trampoline”
(via)
Wow. Thx @the-dead-characters-society lmao.
rules: put your music on shuffle and list the first 10 songs, then tag 10 people.
Breaking the Model - New Medicine
Empire - Escape the Fate
Bad Bitch - Bebe Rexha
Baddest Motherfucker in the Beehive - The Delta Riggs
Toxic - Static Lullaby cover
Good Girls Bad Guys - Falling in Reverse
Home Alone -Ansel Elgort
Me Myself & I - G-Eazy, Bebe Rexha
Gibberish (Patrick Stump Remix) - MAX
uhhhhh, idk what i listen to anymore.
@ literally anyone who sees this because i don’t know absolutely anyone lmao.
Happy baa-rthday Infinity On High, February 6, 2007 🎂
Happy 13th birthday 🐑🎂
do they even have to ask?
“I’m kidding!”
ive tried opening my mouth and saying words before nd ive gotta say. im not a fan
“My cat’s favorite game is tug of war. He wants to be pulled slowly around the apartment for 15-30 min at a time and cries if you drop your end of the toy.”
(Source)
Cat NO likey!
ALL THESE CATS ARE LITERALLY: “bitch what the fuck” LAHSLAJSOS
These cats all passed the mirror test and I think that’s impressive
i’m?????????????? they recognise themselves and their owner well enough to check back on their face???
My favorite are the ones that look up slowly as if they were in a horror movie
Cats (2019)