Tipsy Alexander

 boats and shitposts to ease the suffering

[1e3no]

[copperbadge]

#2, Brute?

[l-heure-du-the]

I made the ugliest noise.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

It’s not even March. It’s literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why.

[onemerryjester]

TODAY

[ltwilliammowett]

HMS Surprise

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[sdijfisjijijaijdfij-deactivated]

someone: *knocks on the door when our parents aren’t home*

me and my brother:

[confusedferry]

@6-ft-2-all-of-it-disappointment

[6-ft-2-all-of-it-disappointment]

Form a home defense mech

[sdijfisjijijaijdfij-deactivated]

someone: *knocks on the door when our parents aren’t home*

me and my brother:

[confusedferry]

@6-ft-2-all-of-it-disappointment

[ramalhoni]

[arthurlepirate]

[shipsandships]

The Thor Heyerdahl at the London Tall Ships Festival 2017 by Aethelweard on Flickr.

[gamgee]

would love to be a pirate if pirate ships had showers

[more-notes-than-you-deactivated]

wow maybe the most relatable post i’ve ever seen

[gamgee]

cons of being a pirate on a boat: 

stinky

pros of being a pirate on a boat: 

every single other thing you could possibly imagine

[evieoverride]

Don’t forget the scurvy & lack of rations. Also the having to kill people to make a living. ;P

[gamgee]

you bring up some really good points, but i raise you:

wielding a cutlass (very cool)

hats, maybe BIG hats

sea shanties

forging friendships that will last a lifetime

getting attacked by a squid

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

op if you cant handle a stinky boat ride you don’t deserve a life of adventure on the high seas

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

not showering is pivotal to the experience. what you want is a cruise you milquetoast liberal

[onlytwitterpics]

[egodepth-deactivated20180727]

Uhhhh… Not sure if the original poster knows how small a violin is- let me break it down for you. It’s too small to live in. Violins are musical instruments that are to be played by people and they are small enough to carry on your shoulder, so no, you can’t live inside of one. It’s a shame I even have to explain this, people these days aren’t involved with the arts and rather listen to rap music.

[philtardis]

^ TRUE….

[tittily]

wow we all just got owned…

[keptonice]

“Not all Australian spiders are “very, very small” and some can hurt you.”

[candyredterezii]

Pennywiseau

[scienceandfandoms]

I’m so sorry but…

[jedthewolfdog]

does anyone ever do the opposite of dissociate?? where youre just suddenly and uncomfortably aware of your situation and reality 

[jedthewolfdog]

more to the point why do i get that feeling when im sitting on top of my kitchen table watching a velveeta mac and cheese pack spin in the microwave for three and a half minutes and im just like I Exist I Am Here And Theres Nothing I Can Do About It 

[jedthewolfdog]

okay this one wins, everyone can stop reblogging this now 

[bantarleton]

The Heavyweight Punch by Geoff Hunt. In the misty calm of the morning of 21st October 1805, three of Great Britain’s most powerful ships - Victory (100 guns), Temeraire (98) and Neptune (98) are seen under full sail, bearing down majestically on the enemy line off Cape Trafalgar. The colossal might of Victory, Temeraire and Neptune, combined firepower of 296 guns, is seen from the French and Spanish line as they close to deliver the famous “Heavyweight Punch”

[ltwilliammowett]

HMS Surprise

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Whats it gonna be………the Toot……or the Shoot. 

[tastefullyoffensive]