put a little jelly on it

enya🌟22☀️capricorn🌙aquarius🚀gemini

[conjugatedlinoleyl]

Not sure who’s still here. I left him.

[conjugatedlinoleyl]

Imagine working at a job for almost three years and your (new) CEO with a bachelors in psych brings you into her office to tell you that everyone thinks you’re rude and just doesn’t like working with you and that you have the wrong personality for the job, maybe, because you should be able to deal with both members of the public and your coworkers demeaning, swearing at, and just generally treating you poorly without taking any of that in and maybe being a bit short tempered with the next person who yells at you

[hungwy]

i wasnt supposed to tell you this but youre not actually supposed to shoot the other people in shooting games. it was a test and you have failed so so so badly and you are scary to us now.

[lovething]

i wish i was 12 and someone just gave me a barnes and nobles gift card for my bday

[tendermiasma]

for fellow austins and the rest of texas

fuck ERCOT

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Can you believe we can just live in our houses with little animals

[ex0skeletal-undead]

I can pick one up and kiss it any time you can just smooch them

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Every day I wake up to little animal snores in my bed is a revelation

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Sometimes you will be lying down and a little animal will stomp all over your body and organs 🥰

[polkadotmotmot]

Sherry Rusinack - Pee, 2020

[adelphicoracle]

Made me smile

[mostlycatsmostly]

The thrilling sequel

Sherry Rusinack - Poop, 2020

[conjugatedlinoleyl]

I haven’t made an Original Post in eons but I have nowhere to really outlet dumb medical stuff and the last year has been full of it. I’m tired!

[conjugatedlinoleyl]

I’m ready to have a few months without doctors appointments or health issues but I’m sure that’s not gonna happen. That’s fine probably. The good thing is my current physician actually believed me the first time I mentioned having chest and stomach pain and is doing tests, unlike my last one where I kept going back every two months only for her to test me for diabetes then throw her hands in the air when that came back negative every time

[kitty]

[shrimpy-in-wonderland]

Some Queenie fo today

[sapphicgardensinmymind]

i’ve never seen a mouse that looks so much like a mouse before

[great-and-small]

She looks like she belongs on the cover of a beloved illustrated children’s book 🥺

[lezevil]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[athlethick]

[n5fw]

for every 2 minutes of brain usage i need 20 minutes of distraction and possibly a nap

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

went to the doctors they rpescribed me dress up games

[o-r-k-i-d-e-deactivated20210105]

[glumshoe]

I heard too many sounds at once and now I am a bitch

[tits-n-trix]

We're all one sensory overload away from becoming the strongest versions of ourselves

[glumshoe]

supervillain origin story: two conversations happened near me at the same time