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Happy Pride!

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

gaily-daily

That’s why his hair is so big. It’s full of secrets

pangur-and-grim

I was so baffled by this until I remembered that I use my kettle, and so it looks like I'm pouring boiling water on my plants

pangur-and-grim

ozempicofficial

linddzz

Actual image of me fighting for my fucking life on discord

linddzz

Them: WHAT ELSE

Me, crying, broken: the suckers can leave hickies also they taste with their suckers 😭😭😭😭

linddzz

achillesinhighheels

thatdisasterauthor

Listening to the local fire department radios as they rescue a cat in a sewer. Here's how it's going:

FD: We can see the cat. Do you have an ETA on animal control?

Dispatch: Twenty minutes.

FD: Alright, we think we can get the cat.

Dispatch: Copy, we'll let animal control know.

FD several minutes later: We've got the cat.

Dispatch: Copy, do you still want--

FD, interrupting: Update, the cat DOES NOT like us.

Dispatch: ...so you do still want animal control, then?"

FD: Yes. Tell them the cat is in the engine.

Dispatch: ...are you also in the engine?

FD: Not anymore, no.

asmuchasidliketo

teslafactory

this is the most tumblrified man to have ever existed

feralratbitesu

breakfast from when before i eated it

feralratbitesu

okay. here is my breakfast from before time began

catchymemes

hopeless-eccentric

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

dailycatsblog

slimetony

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

slimetony

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

samreich

sometimes you have to read your dad's texts and just move on with your day

breakstar91

This man’s Jewish father is gonna guilt trip *ME* into calling *MY* parents.

sighinastorm

blanq

tumblr glitched and now there’s just a guy in the void

daughter-of-prospero

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

wolfderolfe

i had a vision last night that absolutely ruined me. a bra, but it’s overalls. denim with the straps you have to tie and everything. but it’s a bra!

wolfderolfe

overbralls

everythingisstardust

I’m horrified that she’s actually considering it

mctreeleth

I mean, of course I would be considering it, having dumb sewing ideas is basically 90% of my personality.

…oh wait no I went one further than considering it I did do it…

I ended up not going with the front fly closure, in part because the shortest opened ended metal zipper I could get was 40cm long and also TWELVE DOLLARS(!) but also because I got annoyed with trying to work out the equivalent of a waistband for the bust curve - this one has a button closure at the centre back but I think next time I would go to the effort of sewing a proper bra hook-and-eye closure because it is a bit hard to wrangle on and off.

(If you want one of your own, the pattern for mine was once McCalls M7937 before I re-did it to my personal preferences and to be a bikini top rather than an outerwear top, but view B is pretty much this except slightly longer and with straps that are, you know, not overalls.)