[lastvalyrian]

normal: using a fictional character's canon last name (ash ketchum)

funny: using the name of the show as the character's last name because they don't have a canon last name (adora she-ra)

very funny: using the name of the show as the character's last name even though they have a canon last name (finn adventuretime)

extremely funny: using the name of the show as the character's last name even though the name of the show already contains the character's name (steven stevenuniverse)

[kaijuno]

[evilwizard]

[conjurechaos]

For even the moon disappears sometimes, but no one calls it lost

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

everyone knows that space is very very cold, and the sun is very very hot. so i assume there's a bit of space kind of near the sun which is just right. balmy space

[porcupine-girl]

Yes, that’s. That’s where we are.

[fairycosmos]

i don't understand how i am supposed to live with this profound sadness. to be honest

[flunkett]

season 2 predictions

[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

[pavlover-boy]

has this one been done yet

[writing-prompt-s]

🙌

[thecollectibles]

Art by Patrycja Wójcik

[8pxl]

after the storms buy a wallpaper or leave a tip / twitter / instagram / shop 

[8pxl]

process gif :^)

[kissentz]

yes, this is silco in neuvillette outfit. don't ask

[slowspinningredemption]

had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called “what do you serve?” and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was “are you the spider? or are you the web?” and it had an option for each but I didn’t click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed “I think I’m the fly” and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said “you serve truth” and the description just read “what you know will kill you but you will die laughing” so like. good morning everyone I guess :/

[mariaalenkoshepard]

OP I think the devil visited you in your sleep

[jsillabub]

“What you know will kill you but you will die laughing” needs to be added to that list of profound statements from unlikely sources.

[guerrillatech]

Amazing

[wyrmoftheweb]

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

[wyrmoftheweb]

I'm about to have a wii fit

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

alternatives to “i want to die”:

i want things to change

i want a different life

today was a shitty day/week

i don’t want to live like this

i want to be somewhere else in life

i’m not where i want to be yet

+ much more

[3l1zzy]

Here's a few that I started to say because I thought they were funny so I was more likely to use them!

Wack

Unfortunate (can be shortened to unforch)

Sub-par execution

I would prefer the opposite of this, actually

Not a fan of this approach

Not very cash-money

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

unforch :)

[orgyporgy]

The way dinner doesn’t exist until you make it. Hell world.

[romanceyourdemons]

i love when dvd players hold out a little tray and you put the disc on it. it’s like you’re placing it into its little hand. hate the dvd players that make you push the disc into its mouth and then it swallows it obediently