I'm just here to be gay and write smut

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[victory-for-sylvanas]

Welcome!

It was time for a new pinned post, so here we are!

I'm Vic Dandelion, 29, and welcome to my trash pit of gayness. I write warcraft fics and reblog a ton of WLW content. If you'd like to read some of my stories check out my Ao3 page or browse my fic tag which also occasionally features musings/music.

Current WIPs:

Loud Magic - Ongoing series set in the Legion Expansion. A comedy mixed with angst mixed with romance that features sex, magic, and sexy magic.

Sylvaina Drabbles to Shake a Stick At - Drabble compilation I update when the mood strikes. Proud home of my ongoing Star Wars AU.

To Have And To Hold - Secret Marriage AU that takes place from WC3 onwards. The secret relationship flavor we all love with some extra angst and history piled on top >:)

Other Stuff I've Written:

Body Gold - Modern!AU oneshot with ParkRanger!Sylvanas and BusinessWoman!Jaina, my love letter to Michigan summers and cabins on lakes complete with cabin smut.

Cutthroat - Modern!AU oneshot that started as a joke and forced me to write it at gunpoint. Chef!Jaina and Chef!Sylvanas compete on an episode of Cutthroat Kitchen set in Azeroth. Rivals to Lovers Gay cooking shenanigans inside.

Smother Me - BFA secret lovers. A fun and quick smut taking place in Proudmoore Keep.

Redemption - My first go at Valadrin! A little something something of steamy confession booth sex I decided to do in my downtime. Lots of sex and religious themes.

[thewingedwolf]

sometimes i start an order for a food delivery purely to traumatize myself with the price and then delete the cart.

[bbybluemochi]

[OC] having a bad day? just draw your ocs kissing.

[employee645-gay]

“this might sound to you a bit odd, but you own the place where all my thoughts go hiding. right under your clothes is where i find them.”

yes, that is in fact, a shakira song on a super gay hotel reverie fanart.

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic

[lostsometime]

Also the new linguistic quirk of just saying “it was 2020” as like. The full end of a story. You say “it was 2020” and everyone knows what you mean.

“I was going to get my masters degree but then it was 2020, so yeah”

“I was cast in a play and then it was 2020”

“my boyfriend proposed but then it was 2020”

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

[clingyduoapologist]

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

[dazzling-galaxy]

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

[fairycosmos]

you are just mad because time cast a spell on you but you won’t forget me

[amphibianshaped]

[teaboot]

I wasn’t gonna talk about it but one of my parents died the other day and the weirdest part has been not talking about it, specifically because they sucked and I kind of don’t care and that’s not a very hashtag relateable thing to bring up around the office so I’m just walking around at work rn like “nah not much going on hbu”

[teaboot]

As a “dark humour is my coping mechanism” person I would describe this feeling as “children’s birthday clown with a flashbang grenade” and I gotta say, the deeply fucked up power is intoxicating

[teaboot]

Man with the power to end any conversation

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[only-tiktoks]

[britney-j-christ]

[softservecanine]

You’re completely correct. Out of my way, able-bodied losers. Fuck you.

[browsedankmemes]

[bamboo-muse]

This is the complete opposite to all the crazy bridezilla Facebook posts from last year

[chainmail-butch]

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

[shitpeoplesayinwarcraft]

[zszsze]

we're honestly completely fucked if zombies ever discover the power of working together synchronously using an agile team collaboration framework

[cute-catts]