The Crows in relationships, but as Taylor Swift songs:
Includes Kaz Brekker, Inej Ghafa, Jesper Fahey, Wylan van Eck, Nina Zenik, Matthias Helvar
Perfectly readable for non-Swifties <3
Fanfic headcanons, with short blurbs.
X gn! Reader
Kaz Brekker: Don’t Blame Me
As expected, Kaz might be the least likely (next to Inej) to engage in a romantic relationship, and all with good reason, of course. Would he fall, he’d know it, and he’d try to hide it. But it’s the little things he does that make it obvious how he cares for you. He isn’t one good with words, so his actions try to make up for it. And it’s not that he desperately wants to show you he cares, it just happens. For example, early mornings you wake up with your cup of tea or coffee next to you, still hot, indicating he had just entered. When leaving the Slat, he always hands you your coat. He saves you a seat during dinner or breakfast. Little things that really stand out.
“For you, I would cross the line. I would, waste my time. I would, lose my mind.”
Even when officially together, he doesn’t prance around announcing it to everyone. He wouldn’t even tell the crows. Jesper found out because he was pestering Kaz about you, to which he casually responded with “But we’re dating.” Yet, besides Jesper, everyone just figured it out on their own. Kaz doesn’t like to make a big deal out of it, but literally everyone else does. It is not that he wishes to keep your relationship a secret, he just doesn’t see why it should be world news.
“Echoes, of your name inside my mind. Halo, hiding my obsession. I once was poison ivy, but now I’m your daisy.”
Be that as it may, it doesn’t mean Kaz is very condescending towards your relationship. He appreciates it more than he lets on, but he doesn’t want to alter his entire “bastard of the barrel” reputation. Little does he know that you only amplify the tales. Though you might not be as intimidating as him, people know who you are, and start to hesitate their actions on you as well. At times, you can be very grateful for this. Especially in Ketterdam.
You run through his mind almost constantly. He manages to not show it, but every time, when planning a heist, the first role he has thought out is yours. He trusts you and isn’t overly protective, but he does hesitate on your choices sometimes. He can’t help it, though he knows only you can set boundaries for yourself.
“If you walk away, I’d beg you on my knees to stay.”
As stated, he might not show it, but he has no intention of letting you go any time soon. He keeps you close to him constantly and likes these little reminders that you are still there. Hell, whole of Ketterdam should be frightened the day something happens to you. No one, and I mean no one, would be save. He’d tear the entire city down just to get back to you.
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Inej Ghafa: Afterglow
Now, Inej is the kind of person who’d be interested in a relationship, but can’t bring herself to actually enter one, due to obvious reasons. She needs time and patience. Perhaps more than Kaz. With her, everything is build on trust and time. She decides when she wants things to happen and when she wants to be alone. And she can be very clear on that, sometimes rather rudely when everything just piles up. You know it’s not your fault, and you assure her that you’ll give her some time and that you don’t blame her, but she often feels guilty for this.
“Fighting with a true love, is boxing with no gloves. Chemistry ‘til it blows up, ‘til there’s no us.”
Arguments don’t really happen between the two of you. More of the “I need you to give me some space now” moments. And true, it isn’t always pleasant, but it is something to keep in mind. But when coming back around, she is the sweetest person. Though you told her many times she does not need to apologize for looking after herself, she will. With tea, flowers, hell; she even bought you a book once just to say sorry.
“Hey, it’s all me in my head. I’m the one who burned us down, but it’s not what I meant. Sorry that I hurt you, I don’t wanna do this to you. I don’t wanna lose this with you.”
She does not really cuddle, but she isn’t distant either. What often happens, is that you are reading on your bed, and she’ll rest her back against yours. Or she’ll place her head on your shoulder and read with you. On rare occasions, her head will be placed in your lap while smiling up at you. When walking, she’ll reach for your hand at times, as a reminder that you’re still there. She’ll hold your hand when the streets turn darker, or when the crowds grow. She is just very cautious and on edge constantly, but you manage to soothe her a great deal.
“Tell me that you’re still mine. Tell me that we’ll be just fine. Even when I lose my mind.”
She needs little words of affirmation. As stated, she might lash out at times, and she feels guilty for that. You only have to remind her that is it okay for her to set her own boundaries. That a relationship works both ways, and not just in favor of one person. It’s these little affirmations that help her get through tough days.
Vice versa, she praises you as well. Where her actions are often hesitant, her words are not. When she cannot express her gratitude or happiness towards you, she’ll say it as it is. No beating around the bush, no lousy conversations. A room can be silent and she’ll suddenly say that you look beautiful today. Nina always reacts very dramatic when she is in the room as well, much to the annoyance of Inej.
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Jesper Fahey: Paper Rings
How could this not have been the song for your relationship with Jesper? This boy is over the moon when he is around you. What started out with little flirtations and teasing remarks was quick to grow out into something else. When the both of you met, he used to joke with you the entire time, and a lot of compliments of which you weren’t sure whether they were meant as jokes or not. And surprisingly, that is how he ultimately got with you.
“The wine is cold, like the shoulder that I gave you in the street. Cat and mouse for a month of two or three. Now I wake up in the night and watch you breathe.”
Jesper’s love language, besides physical affection, is gifts. He loves to give them more than to receive them. But, true to form, as a crow, he loves shiny things. So you often give him extra rings, bracelets, anything that shines, or sparkles, or looks pretty. And he always tries to beat you with it. It is a competition to him. You give him a new ring? Amazing, but now he’ll have to buy you two or he won’t be able to properly express just how much he loves you. But his money falls through his pockets constantly. This man cannot save money to spare his life. He really tries to buy you things. Genuinely, with money. But he spends it on gambling just as quickly.
So yes, some of the things in your room are stolen.
“I like shiny things, but I’d marry you with paper rings. Uh-huh, that’s right, darling. You’re the one I want.”
But, as I said, another main love language is physical touch. With Jesper, you just cannot escape it. If it makes you feel uncomfortable, he tends to forget it at first. And he does really apologize for it and tries to remember your boundaries, but sometimes he just gets so excited or enthusiastic, he can’t help himself. He’ll engage in sudden hugs, lifting you off of your feet, or smothering your face in kisses. Kisses on your hands, top of your head, back of your shoulder, kisses everywhere.
“Kiss you once, ‘cause I know you had a long night. Kiss you twice, ‘cause it’s gonna be alright. Three times, ‘cause you’ve waited your whole life.”
Jesper turns into a hopeless romantic around you, really. He’ll do very cliche stuff, such as offering you his jacket when you get cold, kissing you whenever it rains, feeding you, drinking from the same glass with two straws etc. The sappy actions often disgust Kaz, but that’s part of the reason Jesper keeps doing it. Would you ask him, he’d see the rest of his life by your side. He is the kind of person to just abandon all sanity and possessions just to be with you, hence the “I like shiny things, but I’d marry you with paper rings.”
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Wylan Van Eck: I Know Places
A relationship with Wylan can be both endearing and adorable, but depending on how long you’ve known him, it changes. Having had grown up with him, he finds himself extremely comforted by your mere presence. Whenever life would get a little hard on him again, or his father decided to have had enough of him for the day, he always ran to you, a safe space to just let everything out.
“Something happens when everybody finds out. See the vultures circling dark clouds. Love’s a fragile little flame, it can burn out.”
Have you met him with the Dregs, this might have been a different experience. Though he does not necessarily hide he is the son of Jan van Eck, it is obvious he does not like to discuss the whole thing. But with patience, and encouraging words, he slowly opens up, talking about his struggle with reading and writing, which he later grows more confident in telling. Knowing about his dyslexia, you spent a lot of night with him, reading a book with him, though more often you read to him. But he enjoys it either way. It’s how he still gets to know a lot of different stories, and it is great quality time in his eyes.
“I know places we won’t be found. And they’ll be chasing their tales trying to track us down, ‘cause I know places we can hide.”
The two of you have a lot of time together, and if not, you will create it. There are many places you discovered together, where the crowds aren’t overly present, and words don’t reach. Going back there just to get that moment of peace calms him down a lot. Especially if he is there with you. A lot of places are surrounded by beautiful scenery, so he often takes a sketch book with him, forgetting all other surroundings. He prefers to have you there with him as he does it. Not so much to talk or to not feel lonely, but because he truly feels safe and loved around you, and if he could help it, he’d rather have that with him at all times.
“They are the hunters, we are the foxes. And we run. Just grab my hand and don’t ever drop it, my love.”
If not obvious yet, his biggest love language is quality time. He does not have to actively engage in something, or talk to anyone for that matter. Just sitting in a corner with you is enough for him.
Another love language, which is perhaps a more specific one, is sharing his works with you. He likes to have you take a lot at what he’s doing, or what he has made, before he goes prancing around and showing it to others. Art, regardless in what form, is very fragile, and could easily break the spirit of an artist’s heart when fallen in the wrong hands or eyes. Having him show his work to you, means a lot to both you and him. The two of you are very much aware how much it means to the other.
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Nina Zenik: New Year’s Day
Where to even start with this song? Nina is the kind of person you can party with, have a lot of fun with, but she is also there through the tougher times. Everything you go through, you never have to go through alone. She insists on staying with you and offering you a safe embrace or encouraging words. She’ll help you with everything she can, even as you tell her it isn’t necessary. She finds it very important.
“Don’t read the last page. But I stay, when you’re lost and I’m scared, and you’re turning away. I want your midnights. But I’ll be cleaning up bottles with you on New Year’s Day.”
Nina’s main love languages are words of affection and physical affection, though the first on is more obvious. She is very vocal on her love for you, and doesn’t hold it back in front of anyone. She doesn’t really care. But she’ll respect your opinions about the whole ordeal. If you wished to keep the relationship more private and closed off, she’ll try to keep her mouth shut more often. But she’s just very happy when she is around you, and it causes her to run her mouth a bit too much at times. But it’s all very sweet, and meant in the best ways possible.
“I’ll be there if you’re the toast of the town, babe. Or if you strike out and you’re crawling home.”
Regardless of the constant attention and love she gives you, she tends to get insecure, but keep it to herself. She doesn’t often doubt her relationship with you, but when times get tough for her, she tends to shut herself out, and you - of course - want her to stay with you. To help her out as she always helped you out. But Nina has trouble discussing these issues, so she’ll sit in her room in fear, rather than discuss her problems. All she really needs is a little patience and understanding.
“Please don’t ever become a stranger whose laugh I can recognize anywhere.”
Then we move to physical affection; Nina is not afraid to smooch you in front of everyone. Both her and Jesper could not really care about it. She loves to show you off in any way she can, and sometimes words just don’t suffice. That’s what she tells you, at least.
Every time she walks past you, she’ll kiss your cheek. Every time you’re walking past her, she’ll stand up and wrap her arms around you in an enthusiastic hug. Hands are always held in front of others, or arms intertwined. Naturally, she has a calming effect on you, and vice versa. She keeps telling you she doesn’t use her powers on you to call you down, but she does. You know this, obviously. But you appreciate the gesture, so you simply pretend as if you believe her.
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Matthias Helvar: Willow
Matthias is more of a doubting lover, though very loyal. He has other customs than most - obviously - so conversations or actions might often be weird to him. But he adjusts easily, and just goes with you. But regardless of what you will do, he will follow you and support you through it, even as he has no idea why you do certain things. He is very encouraging and wants you to feel happy and fulfilled 24/7, and if it means stepping out of his comfort zone, he will.
“The more that you say, the less I know. Wherever you stray, I’ll follow. I’m begging for you to take my hand, wreck my plans.”
A relationship with Matthias contains lots of stories. And I mean lots of them. Not only things he has seen, or things you have done, but also tales and lores. Hell, you even make your own stories and keep expanding them. Late nights are always spent talking over a warm cup of tea, that slowly turns cold.
Though he might not always show it, he loves to have you around him. Stubborn talks and useless fights be damned, he will not leave your side for longer than a day. He doesn’t want to stay away for too long, in case something happens. And with everything going on in Ketterdam and Fjerda, you can never be too safe.
“As if you were a mythical thing. Like you were a trophy or a champion ring. There was one price I’d cheat to win.”
He is great in acts of service. Yet, unlike Kaz, his gestures get noticed more easily. He will do the things you promised to get on later, or he will protect your name when you aren’t around. It’s very noticeable, but endearing. He truly does care about you, and though he doesn’t shout it from the streets, he does like for others to know. Of course, would you be a Grisha, it might have been a bumpy ride at first, but his pride in having you at his side doesn’t fade.
“Wait for the signal and I’ll meet you after dark. Show me the places where the others gave you scars.”
As said, he is very supportive and will help you achieve your goals. He is very much aware that a lot of your goals must be accomplished by you, and cannot easily be helped with, but he will cheer you on regardless. He wishes to simply be with you when you finally reach that point you had wanted to reach. Seeing your smile and happiness that comes with it? He will not want to miss that for the world.
literally fucking sobbing and crying rn because of the lack of bertholdt writing on this site 💔 any headcanons w/ him would be greatly appreciated!! maybe some of the other aot boys too (sfw or nsfw i’ll take whateva)
♡ 𝐒𝐅𝐖 + 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒
♡ ft. eren, jean, connie, reiner, bertholdt
♡ warning: contains a bunch of random/silly shit and explicit content (mdni)!! edging, dacryphilia, knife play, anal, choking, hair pulling, unprotected sex/creampies, oral, masochism, face slapping
I JUST NEED TO SAY THANK YOU TO WHOEVER SENT ME THIS!! someone finally said it 😩 bertholdt needs more attention and im here to serve <3 i couldnt help but add the other boys and some nsfw … oops 🧍🏼♀️
BERTHOLDT
• always has this cute, kinda nervous half smile around everyone. but whenever he sees you, he gets this giant, adorably bright grin!!! it’s like he saves it just for your eyes <3
• sends you good morning and good night texts, along with random voice messages throughout the day
• the voice messages can be about the most random things, but they’re SO funny 😭
• one time you got an audio from him where he was whisper-yelling into the speaker, his voice all distressed
“i was at a stoplight with my windows down, playing music, and some old guy started waving and stuff, like dancing to it?? so i smiled at him and turned the volume up, BUT THEN I REALIZED HE WAS BLIND AND LOOKING FOR THE CROSSWALK—“
• sings to himself when he’s alone. it’s either about what he’s doing at the moment or just some random "la la la"-ing. does it quietly and with the softest voice ever. ANGELIC.
• he watches you get ready as if it’s the most interesting thing he’s ever seen. he stands at the bathroom door like 🧍🏻
• THIS IS HIM PLEASEEEE
• the more excited bertholdt gets about something he’s talking about, the more he “talks” with his hands. LOTS of arm gestures and body movement!! he might accidentally hit someone in the face with his elbow if they’re walking by LMAO
• holds open doors, pushes in your chair after you sit, and tries to never let you pay for anything. if you reach for your wallet at a restaurant, this man is nearly falling out of his seat trying to stop you. bertholdt tries to chill out because he doesn’t want to come off as overbearing, but he just wants to service you 😭
• carries ponytail elastics in his pocket or backpack in case you need one. he pulls them out at the most opportune moments like a magician 🪄
• when he hears something that confuses him, he'll stick out his bottom lip and it looks like he's pouting. he’s honestly just thinking really hard
• sits on the couch with a pillow in his lap or in his arms. it looks super cute ngl. this giant man hunched over a small throw pillow and just coddling it
• when you lean against his shoulder, he leans back
• cries over the sad ASPCA commercials </3 whenever the song “in the arms of an angel” starts playing, his eyes automatically tear up
• bertholdt is extremely cautious when making turns that expose your side of the car to oncoming traffic. he whips his head around at least 5 times to make sure no one is about to run a red light. he’s like 👀
• loves to give manicures for some reason! he’ll 100% paint your fingernails if you let him. it’s so relaxing to him!
• bertholdt just thinks your hands are really pretty 😌 not to mention they’re so small compared to his and he loves it seeing the size difference!! it makes him melt omg
• when you refuse to kiss him, he gives you these sad puppy dog eyes and bites his lip like a child would if they were in trouble. it’s the CUTEST most irresistible expression ever and he KNOWS it
• always instagramming his meals because he’s so enthusiastic about them. it might sound weird but it’s actually the most adorable thing ever whenever he does it!! he gets so excited
• snorts a little when he laughs really hard
• gets hot and bothered when you stand up for him. seeing you take the initiative like that — rare or not — just gets him going for some reason 😭
• a switch, but soft dom a lot of the time!! although, on some special occasions, he can get a little more carried away
• has the most lovely happy trail 🤤 it accentuates the sharp v-line of his hips, and he’s a little self-conscious about it — but seeing you kiss your way down it before giving him head helps him feel a bit better
• wants to try anal really bad but poor boy is super scared to ask, so he keeps it to himself :(
• gets stuck between two mindsets. he goes from “she is the most perfect person ive ever seen and i want to keep her happy and safe" to "she's such a dirty slut who deserves to be fucked nonstop and i need to see her cry pretty little tears”
• won’t tell you he has a crying kink though 🙄
• LOVES HAVING HIS CUM ON YOUR FACE. whenever you suck him off, bertholdt slips his dick from your mouth to coat your cheeks with his seed. he makes sure to swipe the tip of his cock against your face, making sure to spread his cum until it’s just a shiny film on your skin <3
• when bertholdt has a bad day or is extremely stressed — be careful when you tell him he can be rough with you, because you’re going to get more than you bargained for
• your smaller body is no match for him, so bertholdt can flip you into different positions with ease. he mounts you and pushes into your cunt violently, moaning at your cries and muffled whines, knowing that your stomach has to be bulging from the sheer size of his cock
• stuffs your cunt until his dick is completely swallowed up, pressed tightly against your cervix — watching you struggle to take it all sets bertholdt off. he feels so bad, so dirty for thinking that, but he can’t help it 💔
• his oral fixation is OFF THE CHARTS. when you let out pitiful cries and whines, bertholdt gently grabs your jaw and pushes two fingers into your mouth
• he loves watching your drool dribble down your chin and his knuckles; it keeps you from being too loud as he stretches you out, cock slipping inside of your warm, sloppy cunt and filling every last piece of space inside you
• mommy kink, but y’all already knew that.
• you’re just so hot and ready for him that he can’t resist abusing your pussy every once and awhile 😌
• the next day you’re like 👩🦽 where’s my handicap parking space
• when bertholdt subs, he’s an obedient sweetie pie!!
• literally the definition of a pretty drooly boy who will do just about anything for you without hesitation <3
EREN
• he waves at random people while driving just to see if they'll wave back. he insults them if they don't
• “fucking crusty bitch, that’s why your wife doesn’t love your baldheaded ass”
• uses his laptop keyboard as a plate for chips sometimes. he knows it’s bad and doesn't care 🙄
• he saw you paint your fingernails once and said it was pointless because the polish would chip off … but then you wake up the next day and catch him at the kitchen table like 💅🏻
• HE’S THE SPITTING IMAGE OF THIS WHEN HE GETS CAUGHT
• gets addicted to painting his nails black after that … the hypocrisy ✋
• when he’s leaving work or wherever he’s been, he texts you that he’s on his way home and asks if you need anything!!
• when you two sleep in the same bed, eren needs to be touching you in some way. if you try to scoot away from his grasp, he moans, moves over, and proceeds to cuddle you. literally can’t sleep without feeling you next to him
• NOT A MORNING PERSON
• if you try to wake him up, he mumbles “fight me” before pulling you back into bed. it always ends up in a wrestling match
• sends you hardcore porn and says “me and u <3”
• uses hello kitty bandaids. don’t ask
• gets overwhelmed with so much love and emotion for you sometimes and doesnt know how to handle it?? so he just… kinda thinks about you all day and imagines what your wedding would be like
• eren is actually a very kind and loving person — this man cares about the people around him beyond belief. he just makes so many sarcastic remarks and rude jokes that he comes across as a bitch 💀
• has a “good luck condom” in his wallet and refuses to take it out
• sends you super long texts of all of his random thoughts in the middle of the night for you to wake up to
• “just found out babies don’t have kneecaps wtf 💀 ok goodnight”
• “flushed away” is one of his favorite movies because he thinks the female rat is hot
• acts utterly surprised and amazed whenever he sees you naked. sometimes he pretends to faint for no reason 😐
• smiles with his eyes before his mouth. its so obvious when he’s about to give one of those giant smirks because his eyes crinkle at the corners a bit and they look so happy!!
• you turn him on so much one day that he makes a thirsty tumblr post about it. it gets like 5,000 reblogs from how nasty it is 👩🏼🦯
• the first time you tried to ride him, eren orgasmed the second he bottomed out. you both just stared at each other in awe. the pussy was that good ig 😩 (he refused to try again for months out of embarrassment lmao)
• won’t sub very often, but when he does, he’s the biggest brat in the bedroom. pretty interesting to hear lots of teasing come from somebody who falls apart whenever you shove your fingers down his throat
• thinks that women should be edged and have multiple orgasms at least once a day. definitely wants to apply that belief to you
• daydreams of having you between his legs and slowly jerking him off <3
• maid costume kink. end of story.
• there’s nothing eren loves more than picking you up and bouncing you on his dick like a doll, right until you can’t form coherent words. seeing you get dumb from his cock … yeah, he’s weak at the knees
• though he can be soft sometimes, eren likes initiating sex with more aggressive movements — not feather-light or fleeting touches. it just doesn’t get the desperation of the situation across as well
• he wants to simply shove a hand up your shirt or down your pants, press his fingers into the flesh of your thighs and then grab at your cunt, more rough than typical sexual advances
• eren likes it when you rake your fingernails down his back, making him hiss between his teeth. and then, right after, he gives you the most predatory smile as he pounds into your cunt even harder
• because maybe if he keeps fucking you like this — forcing every last orgasm out of you — you'll dig your nails even deeper into his skin and properly feed into his masochism
• face slapping is also a secret indulgence of his. he doesn’t want to do it on you though; he wants it to be done on him 😳
• when eren starts getting rowdy, feel free to slap him across the face. it’s almost funny how quick it shuts him up. he just smiles at you after, satisfied and giddy, before calling you all sorts of derogatory names. slap him around as much as you want, because he loves it
• the sharp sting of pain paired with your pussy sucking in his cock — he’s in heaven
• in fact, eren just loves your pussy
• he can’t get enough of it. the way it rubs his cock — the inside of it velvety smooth, paired with the spongy texture of your g-spot — fuck, he loses his mind
• it grips the tip of his dick so nicely, stimulating the nerves there and making him toss his head back, leaving his jaw open and brain whirling
• honestly, if eren had less self-control, he’d be a drooling mess. he’s definitely pussy-whipped
JEAN
• his resting bitch face is constant. no doubt about it. i feel like it would kind of be funny though, like he looks so deadpan sometimes
• you tell him to stop looking at you like that and he’s like “🤨 this is my face”
• im sorry to say it but we all know this man has dry humor
• gets infuriated when he washes a spoon and the water splashes back on him. has to leave the room to calm himself down
• he got banned from tiktok after posting a video of connie falling off a hoverboard and busting his ass. he’s held a grudge against the app ever since
• can’t help but smile a tiny bit when you both make eye contact. he gets embarrassed though and whips his head away at the speed of light 🙄 you have to tell him to stop being a lil bitch
• runs away from lush employees at the mall so they don’t tell him what every soap does
• always says he understands why the grinch wanted to live alone with his dog 🧍🏼♀️
• jean likes it when you fix his bedhead — because his mullet can look like a nest when he wakes up — but pretends it annoys him, telling you to stop doting on him. still, when you look up at him and see the tiniest little quirk of his lips… you know he’s lyin ✋
• one time during the night, you stole all the bed sheets and left jean without any. when you woke up, this man was shivering with half of his body in a pillowcase LMAOO
• HE WAS LIKE
• poor guy wasn’t living, he was SURVIVING
• somehow knows your menstrual cycle better than you do. when you start, jean pulls up with the pads and tampons. you ask him how he knew and this man just shrugs, putting on that disinterested façade … truly an enigma
• HATES KAHOOT WITH A BURNING PASSION. the bright red screen after you get a question wrong fills him with rage. he doesn’t want the people behind him to think he’s a fucking idiot
• he’s one of the top students in his graduating class though, so 💅🏻
• a morning person. a lot of the time, he’ll be awake before you. he perks up a little when he notices your eyes open, and can’t help but let out a dramatic sigh. “there she is”
• has a tongue piercing 😏
• dislikes public displays of affection and prefers to do everything — besides hand holding — behind closed doors. sometimes he will steal a kiss from you in the store though because you’re just too irresistible!! your lips are one of his biggest weaknesses </3
• in private? jean is 100% a kiss fiend. he’s always finding reasons to peck you on the lips or jaw. not to mention how heated they tend to get… yeah, he’s also a make-out junkie
• jean might not seem like it, but he tends to get distracted when he’s doing a task he’s not interested in
• you’ll see him doing some online schoolwork, leave the room for ten minutes, and come back to him watching “top 10 unexplained ocean mysteries” on youtube
• CHEMISTRY IS BORING OKAY
• sends you pics of the grass when it’s super green because he thinks you’ll like it for some reason
• jean’s favorite way of cuddling is when he’s lying on his back with you right beside him, resting your head on his chest. one of his hands need to mess absentmindedly with your hair, and he always tangles your legs with his. don’t take them away because he will COMPLAIN
• jean got his tongue piercing without telling you — and you only realize it when he eats you out one day. it’s a wonderful surprise to say the least 💫
• whenever you offer him oral, jean rubs your face against his clothed cock before making you suck the head through the fabric, licking and pressing into it even harder until you're desperate to taste him
• and how can he say no? after all, his favorite thing is using your throat like a cocksleeve, like his personal little fleshlight
• jean tries not to push your head when you suck him off — he doesn’t want to gag you — but his cockhead feels so good when it touches the back of your throat, and he just has to experience that shock of pleasure again. so he uses a hand to push you down until your nose touches his pelvis. you can feel his dick so deep into your throat that tears start to drip down your face, and the image has him shaking
• if jean’s feeling a little nice, he’ll rest his heavy cock on your tongue while you fuck yourself with a dildo that's suctioned to the wall
• enjoys giving oral too; jean isn’t much of a people pleaser and doesn’t give a fuck what anyone thinks of him. but when it comes to you, your pleasure is one of the first things on his mind. so in order to treat you — and only you — eating your cunt is imperative to him <3
• not to mention that jean loves every aspect of it. he melts at the feeling of his tongue on your clit, circling and flicking against it, messing with the hood. he makes sure to absolutely abuse your sweet little bud, closing his lips around it and sucking until you’re close to cumming in just a few minutes. he lets one of his fingers do swirls inside your pussy the entire time, laughing breathily against your clit when you sob out his name and try to rock against his face
• not only does jean like cumming in you, but he likes cumming on you. your face, chest, stomach, thighs — wherever. but his favorite place is right on your pussy
• jean can’t explain it, but something is so hot about it: shooting his cum right against your cunt, not even trying to stuff his cock into your hole first — the thick strings dripping down your clit and sliding in between your folds, getting you all filthy
• he uses the head of his cock to smear the remnants around your opening, lubing it all up until it’s clenching around nothing but his cum
• jean gets hard again in like 2 seconds 💀
• okay, i know everyone depicts this man as a dom, but catch him on a good day and you might be able to change his mind
• not on purpose, of course SMH. jean will start out being on top and acting all tough, but when you manage to take control by pinning him down and grinding against him … oh, how the tables have turned 😈
• edge him and he becomes a rutting mess, panting like a bitch in heat as he moves his hips back and forth, humping his cock into your hand without a thought in his stupid, empty brain
• has a firm hold on your shoulders when you pry your fingers away from his dick, and he just whines in frustration
• the sound makes your pussy go 💢💢💢 DEADASS
• jean also likes having his hair pulled while he sucks on your tits. i mean, it’s long and grown-out for a reason, right? why not tug on it and get his cock a little harder?
REINER
• sweet, sweet man whose love language is physical touch
• tries not to be clingy, but he thrives on physical affection. always likes to have a hand on you. he’ll rest a palm on your leg when you’re watching a movie, or put an arm around you doing pretty much anything else. when walking in public, he likes to have a hand on your lower back or your fingers brushing against one another
• holds your hand while he’s driving. no idea if he even realizes it, but he rubs lil soothing circles onto your knuckles with his thumb
• okay, i know he’s tall and broad so he might not look it, but reiner is such a cuddle bug. he cant get enough of cuddling, EVER
• reiner likes to wipe away your "eye crusties"/“sleep crust” or whatever you prefer to call it. the first thing he does when you wake up in the morning is make you close your eyes so he can gently swipe both thumbs along the inner corners
• lowkey gets irritated if you wipe them away yourself 🧍🏼♀️
• one time he tried to get rid of a boner by thinking of two guys kissing but got harder instead
• when reiner was a kid, he was at a party with pieck, bertholdt, porco, and marcel. they were all playing truth or dare when porco dared him to go home. the cringy memory still haunts him
• mentions how scary being a baby must be because you can fall asleep in a crib and then wake up at walmart
• not an early bird or a night owl. he’s just in a permanent state of exhaustion 😁
• the side of his neck is extremely ticklish, and every time you kiss him there, he leans his head into it a bit with a smile because your breath is tickling him
• has the biggest soft spot for animals. don’t take him to the shelter with you because he’ll want to take every cat and dog home with him
• doesn’t laugh often. he usually chuckles softly or exhales a sharp puff of air through his nose whenever he finds something funny. but when he does laugh, OH MY GOD ITS PERFECT. LITERAL MAGIC TO THE EARS — it’s deep, a little rumbly, but still so musical. it could eradicate covid and end world hunger
• films stupid tiktok videos like this with you
• gets embarrassed buying condoms so he goes through self-checkout 😭
• sometimes pulls you into him and slow dances with you while you’re both alone in the house, humming a tune and swaying back and forth <3
• very insecure. not the person to be like “im gonna control you around other men/women because you’ll like them better than me” type of insecure, but more just like… he hates himself. so he doesn’t know how to take compliments :(
• whenever you call him perfect or handsome, reiner’s face flushes, and he gets a little awkward — he fidgets a little and struggles to look you in the face, but it’s so cute!! even though he doesn’t know how to accept it, his eyes are sparkling with SO MUCH LOVE and he wants to murmur thousands of thank yous
• lets you press your cold toes and hands against him to warm them up. if that’s not love idk what is
• always bites his lower lip to suppress his groans. it makes him look so pathetic and innocent
• whispers a soft “oh fuck" whenever he’s about to cum
• doesn’t dom all the time, but when he does, he’s so passionate about it. reiner is completely focused on getting you dripping wet to the point where he’s able to push inside you without any sort of resistance holding him back
• has an affinity for LOUD nasty sex. the type where all you can hear are moans and whines, the squelching of a dripping pussy being plowed into, and the bedframe hitting the wall. can’t get enough of it. the more perverted sounding, the better
• KNIFE PLAY KINK.
• loves to pin your arms above your head as he fucks you in missionary
• one of his worst fears is hurting you, so reiner won’t be rough in bed unless you ask for it. but if you do… LORD HAVE MURTHY 👵 👓 🤏
• he tosses you onto the bed, immediately crawling on top to give you a violent, bruising kiss. marks up every part of your body with hickies and swipes of his tongue. when you try to run a hand through his hair, he pushes it away and pins it down. it’s his “no touching” rule
• reiner is strong as hell, so he can manhandle you into any position without an issue. sometimes he’ll throw you around a little aggressively, but he always apologizes for it <3
• g-spot orgasms are hard to achieve, but reiner draws them from you so easily. his fingers actually make you cum faster than a vibrator would. it’s one of his talents ✨
• and the actual fucking? get ready, because that was just the foreplay 🥴
• this man pushes as deep inside as he can go and grinds your hips together as hard as possible. reiner doesn’t half-ass rough sex; he fucks you in earnest as you cry and whine, struggling to take him, but loving it so so much
• in doggy style, sometimes he’ll put a hand on the back of your neck to keep your head down, pressing your cheek into the mattress. once you’re a begging mess and close to cumming, he grabs you by the hair — with just the perfect amount of roughness — and cranes your head back to make you watch the way his cock pushes in and out of you
• it’s so funny though because he’s a man of duality. he can go from being rough to a brainless little fucktoy. his subby side? so soft and whiny and needy
• reiner has nipple piercings and they’re extremely sensitive. this makes nipple play secretly one of his favorite things
• he’s a little hesitant to admit that, considering the whole feminization of the kink … don’t judge him </3
• you have no idea how much he loves it when you run your tongue over them to feel the cold metal. his body literally shakes and he has to clench his fists to keep himself from writhing too much
• can cum from only his nipples being touched
• degradation kink!! god, reiner can hardly control himself when you call him your “stupid slut” or a “pathetic whore”
• it’s not well established, but reiner has lots of kinks. isayama told me
• reiner always keeps a bottle of advil on hand because sometimes he gets too carried away and your cervix hurts afterward LMAO
• poor guy feels SO bad, but don’t worry, you’re treated to plenty of kisses and orgasms to help with the pain <3
CONNIE
• NOT SUBTLE AT ALL. you can say “don’t look, but that guy over there—" and SWOOP, connie’s head flings back and he stares the person straight in the face
• THIS IS HIM
• it’s on purpose too 😐 he knows damn well it’s not necessary
• STICKS HIS FINGER IN YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU YAWN JUST TO RUIN IT.
• has the best laugh!! it’s so contagious. but when connie thinks something is really funny?? he cackles like a witch. sometimes it sounds like he’s 2 milliseconds away from getting on a broom stick 🧙 ITS GOOFY
• sometimes he’ll pretend to drop an invisible pair of glasses, and then when he bends down to “pick them up,” he starts twerking
• “jinkies!!! i dropped my glasses… and this fat ass.”
• he also pulls his pants up to his ribcage and tucks his shirt in so he looks like an 80 year old man 👴
• eats handfuls of grated parmesan cheese and makes his animal crackers fight to decide which one will spared
• has at least 15 internet tabs open at all times. straight chaos. his laptop is begging for mercy
• bites you for no reason??? you could be doing homework or something and all of a sudden he’s sneaking in from behind and biting your shoulder
• devours salt and vinegar chips until his tongue hurts. you have to listen to him complain about it until his tastebuds heal
• EVERY TIME connie farts, he looks around like he’s scared and then does an impression of this girl word-for-word
• “did you guys hear that? 😟 im scared 😰 i don’t know what was that guys and i didn’t do that—” KNOWING DAMN WELL HE DID IT
• connie will bark out of nowhere and look at you like his heart is broken until you bark back
• a total lovebug … chaotic, but a lovebug nonetheless!!
• demands kisses all the time. says he thrives off them
• speaking of kisses, connie LOVES giving them!! whenever he gets home from work, he drops all his shit just to grab your cheeks in both of his hands and kiss every inch of your face <3
• always gives you his hoodies to wear. he just likes sharing, okay?? 🙄
• BELIEVE IT OR NOT… connie is a hard dom. HEAR ME OUT 😤
• yes, he’s funny, silly, and has the sense of humor of a baguette. but it makes that personality switch in the bedroom so much more alluring
• connie goes from acting like a total idiot to staring at you with this wicked lopsided grin, shoving you onto the bed and making a show of unlooping his belt
• it’s kinda mean too, because he unbuckles it slowly — just to make you think you have time to apologize for being a brat earlier
• but in reality? connie has already made up his mind. so don’t look confused when he whips his dick out and orders you to kneel at his feet, his tongue running along his front teeth and his dimples showing out of delight
• and connie is such a dick, because he’ll purposely provoke and tease you — waiting until you say something bratty
• his reason for doing so? he now has an excuse to shove your pretty little face up against the wall and force his fat cock into your drippy pussy, punishing your hole while groaning at your pathetic whines
• his movements are always sharp and hasty as he bends you over, pushing deep into you and pumping a good amount of his pre-cum into that perfect pussy — along with a thick load of his seed
• cums a whole bunch too <3
• makes you thank him afterwards 😌
• connie is just so dirty. he wants the nastiest things; wants his fingers wrapped around your neck as he slips into you, wants to watch your face screw up when you let out a strangled cry. wants to shove his fingers into your mouth when your jaw falls half-open during a particularly hard thrust. he wants to leave you bruised, wants you to climax so many times that your pussy is swollen and beat up
• also… edging king 💯 he likes to ruin your orgasms fr
• sometimes connie will stop sucking on your clit just to rest his cheek on your inner thigh and grin — or he stops fingering your pussy, only shrugging when you say you were about to cum. he doesn’t give a fuck. he’s in control of your pleasure, not you
• and it’s crazy, because once everything is said and done, connie is so much more… connie?? like he starts cracking sly jokes and the atmosphere is suddenly so much lighter
• ten minutes later he’s watching tiktoks and nearly pissing himself from laughing like??? pick a side dude, you gonna act tough or what 😭
he's never seen such a pretty pussy before. he can't really think straight, not when he can notice clearly the way your clit is throbbing with every word, every touch of his and he swears that he felt the wind get knocked out of his chest when you panted out his name so breathlessly, your hand grasping his wrist weakly when he swiped his thumb over your folds to spread your arousal over.
"you have no idea what you do to me," it was just a few words, but the way they were whispered into the cold breeze of the night was enough to make your body shudder, thighs quivering and stomach churning when you finally locked eyes with him. a predatory like gaze in them giving you an idea of what you got yourself into when you agreed to meet up with him every time one of you was too frustrated to think straight.
"wanna make this pretty pussy mine," you didn't know if he said it out of pure lust or if he actually meant it, but you didn't have time to focus when he drilled his cock into you a few seconds later, not giving you a single chance to think straight or look back to what he said.
but you knew very well that if this game lasted longer, you two will have to deal with something messier than the way he was fucking you on the bed.
notes : please i’m a menace. don’t mind me flooding erens tag w my posts lolll.
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jean
yo this man . whew
i feel like he’d be so so sweet about it.
you can barely take him in past his tip before you’re already gagging n’ pulling off his cock.
and he’s big, has the length and the girth to make you feel his cock all the way in your stomach.
he’d pet your head all gently, letting you rest against his thigh to catch your breathe.
“i know daddy’s big sweet girl. i know it feels weird, but try for me, alright.”
*screams
he’d let you go as slow as you needed, even if it was hell on earth for him.
he’d shower you with praises and tell you what a good girl you are.
even though he’s patient, he won’t let you up until you’ve swallowed all of him. if that meant sitting there for hours as he trains your throat, so be it.
when he finally pushes all the way in, his deep groan is music to your ears.
he’ll either grip the side of your head or your ears as he pushed you down. slowly at first, but once he knows you can take it, diabolical. truly
armin
best boy <3
he’s another sweetheart.
if you brought it up that you wanna try deepthroating him he’d be all,
“oh you don’t have to do that. it’s fine really i don’t need you to do that for me,”
to cover up the fact that he knows he’d go feral and probably bruise your throat if you tried.
but, after you plead and plead with him to teach you how to deep throat he finally does.
but … with a twist
i am firmly pushing the bisexual switch armin agenda.
ok so he had a drawer full of sex toys that he uses on himself and his partners, kinky whore.
he had this dildo that’s roughly the size of his own cock, and after he agrees to teach you he orders another one.
y’all see where i’m going w this.
he has a whole set up right, a few towels underneath your knees, both of the dildos cleaned on the floor in front of you.
he starts off slow, showing you how to swirl the tip around your tongue.
your eyes are locked onto his lips that surround his respective dildo before you slowly start to do the same.
he smiled at you, spit covering his lips as you follow his instructions.
slowly, he starts putting more and more of the dildo into his mouth, encouraging you to follow.
you get halfway down before you start gagging & pull the dildo out of your mouth. to help you out, he holds the toy for you, forcing you to take more and more of it.
the scene is so hot you can’t help but try harder, ignoring the terrible wrenching sounds coming out of your mouth.
when you finally manage to get it all down armin smiles at you, kissing your face with his slick stained lips before he’s back on his own toy.
y’all just spend the afternoon sucking off your dildos until armin finally lets you try it out on his own cock.
and oh BOY.
eren
dude is dirty.
as much as i love the idea of sweetie eren, i’m this ONE area i know he would not be able to get himself under control.
he kinda begs you to do it. not in a way that makes u uncomfortable, but god, he just wants to feel your throat around his cock so bad
boy is big. i feel like he’s a bit thinner than jean, but just as long. a nice … 7-8 inches.
ANYWAYS
he makes you kneel on the floor infront of him as he sits on the bed.
“every inch you take is another kiss baby,” he says before kissing your head, sitting up, and leaning his smug ass back on the bed.
the doe eyes lost look u give him when you first start to jerk his cock, dude knows he’s a GONER
he doesn’t mind the gagging, if anything he loves it. makes his ego puff up even more than it already is.
he’s just too big for you to take into your pretty little mouth, isn’t he :( poor baby
he’d tangle his fingers in your hair if you hand the length, if not, he’d rest his hand on the back of your head.
once his tip hits your throat he bucks into your mouth, causing even more spit up to trail down his cock.
that’s it for him.
“i’m so sorry baby,” he says as he starts to shallowly fuck into your mouth.
forget teaching you what to do, hed fucking up your throat right there.
and unless you’re seriously panicking and slapping his thighs in earnest, do NOT expect this boy to stop until he cums all over your face.
he’s moaning apologies and sweet nothings as he uses you.
“you didn’t think you’d be able to take it, i think you’re taking it just fine now. hm?” he’s so mean cause he knows u can’t respond.
cums on ur face as promised <3 n kisses your cum stained lips when he’s done.
he makes sure to return the favor by letting you trap his face between your thighs.
connie
a menace to society
i have so many agendas to push.
this one is the, connie is a legit drug dealer. not the “i buy drugs for my friends and kids on campus who want it” the “i got guys working for me and running my shit” type drug dealer. and he’s RICH
anyways i got so off topic
ok
as i said, menace
you’re in his living room right, sitting all pretty next to him as y’all are watching some show, when all of a sudden he just … “you ever sucked dick before babe?”
when he doesn’t get a reply he looks at you, noticing the shy look on your face.
“oh my god you havent. hey, no i’m not making fun of you i promise. just thinks it’s cute is all”
now u know he’s ITCHIN to ask. and he does. he has no self control.
“you wanna learn?” you nod.
did i mention he has tat sleeves 👀 please i’m having such a hard time focusing rn gimmie a sec
he pushes the coffee table away from the couch so you have enough space to kneel between his legs. he inches his pants and boxers off of his legs until he’s sitting half naked infront of you.
before he says anything, he makes sure to light up, knowing he’s gonna enjoy this so much more when he’s high.
the sweetest out of all four of these crazies
ACTUALLY LETS YOU TAKE YOUR TIME.
i think connie has a tolerance for teasing, like it takes A LOt to get him worked up, homeboy knows how to wait. delayed gratification if you will
you lick up his cock first before taking his tip in your mouth, swirling your tongue around it and moaning when you taste some of his precum.
“you like that, don’t you sweetheart.” he laughs that deep, raspy laugh of his and looks at you with such love in his eyes.
“yeah, i know you do.”
*screams again*
i think he’s a bit smaller than the rest of the boys but that GIRTH wow.
when you finally have all of him in your throat he’s a moaning mess.
“don’t move baby, just lemme sit in your throat.”
no i physically can’t do this - he - djepodo
cockwarming w ur mouth ??? uh yeah.
when he cums he cums DEEP in your throat, giving you no choice but to swallow.
“good job. i knew you could do it.” he says before helping you into his lap.
you cockwarm him w ur ✨other lips✨ for the duration of the tv show, connie offering you a hit every once in a while as u cuddle to his body
elle’s rambles - am i whore? fucking - probably shit. i was cheesin and blushin and giggling just writing this back 😤
hiii i really like your work! i was wondering if i could request a lil thing about what felix would be like if you were ftm. ive recently realised that i think i’m ftm and i want to know what you think lixie would be like with an ftm partner. (i personally don’t think i’ll ever take hormones, but i might get top surgery? so don’t bother writing about hormones if you dont want to lol) but yeah just what he would be like when you questioned if he really wanted to date you and then what he’d be like on the days when your dysphoria was bad. maybe if you want to write about what he’d be like if you get surgery. you can make the whole thing fluffy or smutty i don’t mind haha. i just wanted to request this cos there’s not much ftm content on here for skz, and i’m kind of anxious about the whole thing atm cos it’s still new, so yeah this would be really nice 🥺💕
you come out to felix as transgender (ftm)
i’d love to see me from your point of view
lee!felix x male!reader
a/n: hihi! pls lmk is anything i wrote was off and i can delete or fix it right away! i did a bit of research for this so pls tell me if i wrote anything incorrect!! i hope u enjoy and here’s ur daily reminder that u are beautiful and extremely valid <3 felix and i love you ヘ(^_^ヘ)
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saying you were nervous was an understatement
you could see ur hands were visibly shaking but willed yourself to calm down
felix was coming home from his night dance classes soon and you didn’t wanna be crying when he walked in
you would save that for later
before you knew it, you heard the door unlock and felix come in
he saw you in the hallway and gave your cheek a quick peck before going to take a shower
you sat yourself on the couch, anxiously tugging on your hoodie strings as you waiting for him to come out, planning out what you were going to say in your head
after a quick shower your boyfriend came out with damp hair and plopped himself next to you, dropping his head in your lap and nuzzling himself close
before he could completely doze off you gently prodded him on the shoulder
“hey lix, can i talk to you about something a bit serious?”
that woke him up immediately, getting him to quickly lift his head off your lap
“yeah you can tell me anything bub,”
you looked away from him before quietly mumbling
it took felix a moment for the information to settle in before an expression flashed across his face
“wow, thank you for telling me i’m really proud of you!”
and soon you were pulled into a bone crushing hug
“i’m sorry you had to keep it in for so long bub,”
you guys spent the rest of the night talking about what that meant for you both and what he could do to make you more comfortable
ಥ_ಥ u were beyond happy
felix quickly adapted to you, he used your preferred name and pronouns and was ecstatic to have a boyfriend
he also went out and bought trans pins to attach to his bags to show his pride which made you tear up a little
your happiness was his priority so he made sure the nicknames he called you were okay with you and such
felix made sure he was there for you on the days your dysphoria were bad
the days where you didn’t initiate much conversation and hid yourself in the room were the hardest for both of you
poor lix didn’t know what he could do to help you other then be there for you and tell you how much you meant to him
some days all it took was one look in the mirror for you to break down on the bathroom floor
but felix would always be there to make sure you knew how beautiful you were no matter what
he would shower you in compliments everyday, no matter how much you told him it wasn’t true
one day you would see yourself the way he did
(;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
when you confessed to him you were looking into getting top surgery he was more then understanding
he did his own research on it and helped you look into how to qualify for it
you told him about how you were scared he wouldn’t like the scars you would get from the surgery and he shut that down as soon as possible
he made sure to let you know he’d love your body no matter what (╥_╥)
how was felix literally the sweetest person ever ?!:$?:!
you just fell for him more and more everyday, if that was even possible u were literally so in love with him
i love mean historia and want her to make me cry before fucking me stupid
mean, in-denial historia who calls you a fucking pervert for staring at her tits when she literally took off her top just to shove them in your face. then fucks you with the handle of a hairbrush because “you don’t fucking deserve a dildo.”
her throat fucking herself with the hairbrush after you creamed around it, mouth watering from the taste of your cum even though she’s turning up her nose to tell you how gross it is. she fucking hates herself for how bad she wants more.
fuck these “i need to be fucked” posts. I need to be motherfucking kissed. throw me against a wall and kiss me like i’m the love of your goddamn life and you didn’t think you’d ever find me.
Time set point: high school/ main Haikyuu set point.
Warnings?: nicknames/pet names
A/n:JEEZ THIS IS LONG FOR HCS
⚠️FEMALE ALIGNED= DNI OR YOU WILL BE BLOCKED.⚠️
Suguru Daishou
Ah yes, my wonderful douchebag
His probably most used nickname for you is “My love”
He’s a hopeless romantic, what can I say.
He loves taking you out to fancy dinners- ah I’m getting sidetracked
Snake boy just wants you to know his love for you, not wanting his possessiveness and jealousy to block his love for you
He just loves you so so much, he can’t express it enough.
Also likes calling you Bubs
First time he randomly called you that, he saw the slight tint of blush on your cheeks and how your eyes glowed a little more
He thought it was absolutely adorable, he uses it regularly, sometimes not realizing he uses it instead of your name
Because I hc him to be really possessive and tends to easily get jealous, he probably calls you “my baby” or “mine” a lot
He likes to assert dominance
Like how when your hanging out with per say his enemies, Kuroo and Kenma, he’ll constantly refer to you as his boy, or his baby.
He’s just making sure rooster head and gamer boy don’t side eye you
It’s honestly cute how someone seemingly so down and grounded, can so easily act silly just because he is jealous
“Baby, they’re only my friends, nothing else.”
“I do not care, I don’t trust that shitty cat Tetsurou. Neither the other one. He’s sneaky.”
“You’re like a toddler.”
NOW NICKNAMES HE GETS CALLED-
He’s an idiot, a loveable one, but still an idiot
“Dumbass where did you hide my damn socks?!” “You snake bastard, get back here!” “Sorry Kenma, my absolute idiotic boyfriend kept trying to make out with me while I was in game.”
Ah you still love him tho<3
You mainly call him “baby” or “my big baby”
Like when he is back from a stressful day, he plops on your stomach so you can play with is hair
“Another stressful day my baby?”
Vry sweet, adorable, and wholesome relationship <3
Kuroo Tetsurou
Oh god
This absolute fucking tease.
“Hey kitten, you made coffee? So sweet”
It’s so subtle your like
“?????”
He knows what he’s doing, knowing how to tease like the bastard he is
Doesn’t matter if ur taller or shorter than him, he’s going to call you some sort of short nickname just so he can feel better about his tall stature
“Hey short stuff” “shortie, wanna finish the movie tonight?”
He’s annoying but wholesome<3
I also hc him to be jealous aswell
He’ll just randomly lay down, wrapping his arms around your stomach
“Mine mine mine mine mine mine.”
It makes you feel special, that a guy like him would act like this for you
You playing online with Kenma? Kenma will occasionally hear Kuroo whining, calling you any nickname he can think of to get you to go cuddle with him
“Tell Kuro I said to shuttup. He’s annoying.”
“Oh…hey baby?”
“Yeaaahhh??”
He was hoping that Kenma said something about you being on your computer with him longer than you should
You don’t even glance at him, continuing your Minecraft adventure with Kenma
“Kenma said to tell you you’re annoying and you needa shuttup”
Kuroo got really snappy
“Well tell that know-at-all that you’re my boyfriend that needs to spend time with me.”
Let’s just say he and Kenma went at it for well over 30 minutes before Kuroo got heated enough to unplug your pc monitor and drag you off to bed
“I swear to god you’re such an idiot sometimes rooster head.”
Ah yes, you use those kinds of nicknames when he gets on your nerves
“You fucking sneaky bastard! Give me back my headphones!” “Get your rooster head lookin’ ass up before I pull you off the damn bed.”
Honestly though, it’s amusing to him to see you use childish nicknames when you’re upset
You have a lot of nice ones though
“Aw honey you made dinner” “Baby look, they have a cat figurine that looks like you!”
Since you gives you short nicknames, you return the favor to help his ego
“Hey beanstalk.” “Mr.Giraffe please move so I can wash my hands aswell.”
He loves that you play on with his jokes, making him love you even more
Toru Oikawa
Oh
Oh god
“Hey cutie, working on school work? Lemme help.” “What’re you up to my precious boy?” “My cute love of my life is so perfect.”
He’s…yeah.
Likes to remind you how he feels about you, how he sees you
He thinks you’re nothing but amazing, attractive, and importantly, flawless with having flaws. Imperfectly perfect
He actually says that quite often
“My imperfectly perfect boy is so much better than what those people say.”
He’s very poetic
And romantic
And cheesy
Talks about you alot to his friends, rarely uses your name though. Only because when he hears someone else saying your name he gets curious
What if they’re saying something bad about you? About y’all together? He’s very paranoid.
Nicknames really actually set him at ease
“My sweet little boyfriend packed by bento today with a cute note! Ah I love him so much!”
“We know.” Iwaizumi, Makki, and Mattsun said in unison. All with straight gay faces
But don’t think he doesn’t like nicknames
At anything, they make him feel special. That he’s able to have someone call him something that only they can
He takes relationships very seriously, only because he is a hard working man
“Good morning sweetheart” “ah dumbass cmere and kiss me” “you’re so perfect, you dummy”
And his favorite one
“Hey ‘Kawa, long practice?”
He just finds it so so cute.
To be able to get a cute nickname from someone he sees as the cutest means everything to him
Yuuji Terushima
First thing off the bat, he’s a love struck idiot.
He uses “baby” or “my baby/baby boy” a lot.
Also calls you puppy sometimes, just because you’re so cute and you’re still about to be with him after so long. Like a lost puppy
A lot of people see him as just a fuckboy, honestly he just needed to find the right person to ground him
“Hey fuckboy, grab me a drink from the fridge please? In return I’ll give you kisses”
Yeah, you tease him about it
He gets all pouty, but always perks up because you always offer kisses
He’s also another very possessive person
He’s hot, your hot, nobody should be able to get in the way of you two. Not on his watch.
He shows up late to lunch and sees one of your friends staring at you a little too long
He casually sits right next to you, wrapping an arm around you and smirking
“How is my baby doing? Sorry I was late, bad traffic.”
Makes it a point to show you belong to him, he belongs to you
“How was the food, my cute boy?”
You don’t realize what he’s doing until it’s far later in the day, you two alone probably watching some sort of show
“Hey wait you were specifically calling me yours and shit at lunch today!”
He could only laugh, finding it cute you were that oblivious for so long
“Yes I was, had to make sure that friend of yours knew who was your man.”
“Dummy he helped me get the courage to date you!”
A big ‘oh’ moment for him
You two tease a lot with nicknames, you mainly
Especially because he gets all pouty when upset
“Stinky don’t get all puffy cheeked at me or else I won’t kiss you for a week.”
You two give childish nicknames to each other
He also has a few sweet wholesome ones that make your heart flutter
“Hey munchkin, breakfast is ready.” “Sweetheart, it started raining again. Wanna go out and dance in it?” “Ah my prince is all sick from the rain, don’t worry I’ll help you.”
(If you’re a trans guy, he knows it’s rlly affirming when he calls you his prince or his boy :’]
Ahh that side of him <333333
So pure and wholesome, nice and caring
Bokuto Kotarou
“Baby baby baby baby baby!!”
He usually uses baby, just because he’s used to it and he doesn’t like to spend to much time thinking about things like that
He has stuff that needs to get done, not thinking to himself what to call you
He just does it randomly
Like will literally call you something new without hesitation and no reaction, like he always called you that
He has a personal favorite he calls you though
“Love bug! You came to watch my game!!”
It such a sweet and wholesome nickname, of course he calls you that :’>
He likes to cuddle you, hold you close in his strong arms and mutter random thoughts of nicknames
“My lil soda pop”
“Wtf Ko-“
He just was staring off into space, probably not realizing what he said.
At the point, you’re probably the only thing that helps him out of his emo mode
Just hug him, or let him hug you
“Don’t get upset on me, my big teddy bear”
He absolutely LOVES to be called that
“My big teddy bear, come lay down with me. It’s Saturday, no practice or anything.” “Hey big teddy bear! Lemme get on your shoulders so I can put the star on the top of the tree!”
It makes his heart all fuzzy and gives him butterflies
He also gets doubtful of himself a lot, and needs constant reassurance that you’re not a dream that’s gonna just fade away
He’s very naive and sometimes wonders if you’re not real, you’re playing him and will end up making him a ruined man
“Please tell me your mine, and this isn’t a dream baby..”
You just grab his face, staring straight into his watery eyes
“I’m yours Ko, only yours. I’m your boy, no one elses.”
He only nodded, pulling you close
Softly muttering out a few “my boy, only mine..”
He likes to constantly say your his, makes him feel proud of himself
He’s a sweet boy<33
Atsumu Miya
“YOU FUCKING FAKE BLONDE GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE”
“BABY CALM DOWN AHAH”
He gets the more, worse nicknames.
Just because he’s an idiot and gets bored easily
He finds amusement in stealing your shit, making you irritated and chasing after him while spitting out bad nicknames for him
Still makes you kiss him so you can get ur stuff back<3
“Cmon baby boy, kiss me and I’ll give you the laptop~”
“You’re such a pain in my ass yknow that.”
He talks about you a lot.
“Cant believe he’s mine. Only mine, my baby. No one elses.”
Osamu is so close to becoming brotherless
“My little-“ “oh for fucks sake shuttup ‘Sumu! We get y/n’s hot, but shuttup!”
“WHAT DID YA’ SAY ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND???”
He’s very protective of you
Not because he thinks you’re incapable of defending yourself
But because he knows that you can attract people, you’re very good looking
“Ya’ real damn lucky ya’ got ‘em first.”
Everyone on the team agreed, leaving Atsumu just staring with a twitching eye
“Well he’s my damn boyfriend so fuck off. Mine, not yers ‘Samu! And not any of yalls!”
The team still talks about you though, just to make him mad <3
“Oh cmere you big baby, they’re just messing with your dumb brain.”
He only mumbles, cuddling closer
“You’re brother and the team know how to get under your skin. Just remember I’m with you for a reason, that reason is because you’re an idiot. And idiot I love.”
“I love you a lot darlin’. “
He uses more “romantic” nicknames when more serious or absolutely infatuated with you in the moment
“Love, never let the snow stop falling…never let us stop dancin’ together.” “Dear, are you sick? I bet it was you hanging around all those people at the game.”
He has different nicknames for different moods, so it’s actually very easy to read him not only because of his body language, but because of nicknames
Tsukishima Kei
Salty teasing ass bastard
“Little one, cant reach the top of the shelf?”
“What?! YOU CANT EITHER IDIOT”
Same instance with Kuroo. Doesn’t mater if you’re taller or shorter, he’s still gonna be like this
“Hey Mr.Dino, ready to go the museum?”
He literally named a plushie you got him Mr.Dino because it remind him of you<3
When you figured out oh god did he just not look at you
Way too embarrassed to give up his pride
“Big brain, cmere and help me with homework please. I’ll get you some cake for desert tonight”
You give him nicknames that shows he’s smart, and a smartass
“Nerd what’s the name of the one dinosaur that looks like..”
He calls you nerd too though
If you two are in public or hanging with friends, they’ll all be confused because you two keep calling each other a nerd
“This is such an easy question babe, is it really that hard for you?”
Calls you babe when he’s being a snarky teasing smartass
He thinks he knows everything
“Blondie, help me plate dinner please”
“Sure thing loser”
Very playful nicknames, which both make you feel more at home and comfortable with the other
Just like Bokuto, Kei is very doubtful
He just still grasp that someone was actually able to love someone like him, an arrogant smartass
He’ll hold you up to his chest and torso, as he leaning forward and caging you in his limbs
“Kei what’s-“
“Please, just…let me hold you baby..”
He uses more soft causal nicknames when it’s not an intense moment
When he’s feeling insecure and he needs you he calls you “baby” or usually “my boy”
“Still cant believe that you’re actually mine. My wonderful boy. I love you so much..”
“I love you aswell sweetheart, so so much.”
Jeez he loves you so so so much. Wont admit 75% of the time tho
