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my friend showed me this video of his pet donkey greeting him when he returned home from college after a few months and you just have to watch it RIGHT NOW

otterologist-blog

Oh my god I thought this was going to be cute and heart warming and yeah it is but holy shit please turn the sound on I’m fucking dying

styro-sometimes

Donkeys have ZERO CHILL.

the-itchy-bitchy-spider

*distant screaming* *excited screeching, coming closer* *deep breath in* *SCREAM*

ayellowbirds

Adorable yet cacophonic.

explain england

pretty much

My art skills

No adaptor? No problem. via /r/funny http://ift.tt/1ZFbCGy

gothicprep

who else is ready for the most brutal slaughter in cinema history?

dongstomper-deactivated20161230

star wars doesnt stand a fucking chance

mynameschai

Street lights, glowing, happen to be just like moments, passing, in front of me 🎶 (at Oxford Street)

did-you-know

As an inside joke, the officers decided to have the cake decorated in police-blue ribbons and sugared bees (for a “sting”).

The band, led by a city police officer, announced themselves as a weed-loving group named S.P.O.C, which stood for ‘Somebody Protect Our Crops.’ In actuality, it was just COPS spelled backwards.

They played the song ‘I Fought The Law (and the Law Won)’ as a signal to begin the bust.

“Let’s have some fun,” an officer shouted. “Everybody here that’s a cop, stand up! Okay! All the rest of you motherfuckers put your hands on the table, because you’re under arrest! This is a bust!”