[dailydeathinparadise]

[pseudowoodo]

Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock in Two Weeks Notice (2002)

[elisecairo]

[whereareyourightnow]

Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery dir. Rian Johnson

[luke-thompsons]

#look at my detective dawg we are NOT solving this case

[susiephone]

Jud: I'm constantly haunted by the fact that I killed a man in the boxing ring, and even now that I'm trying to be the best person I can be, I still stole a diamond worth 80 million dollars to keep it from falling into the wrong hands. Helen: Yeah, I blew up an occupied house and destroyed the world's most famous painting to get revenge on the guy who murdered my sister. So I get it. Marta, hosting this board game night in her huge-ass mansion:

[rylandsgrace]

Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025) dir. Rian Johnson

[mobius-m-mobius]

he's really having the time of his life 🥺 (insp)

[laurens-german]

YOU'VE GOT MAIL — 1998, dir. Nora Ephron

[live-and-die-in-la]

“‘It's coming on Christmas, they're cutting down trees.’

Do you know that Joni Mitchell song?

"I wish I had a river I could skate away on?"

It's such a sad song, and not really about Christmas at all, but I was thinking about it tonight as I was decorating my Christmas tree and unwrapping funky ornaments made of Popsicle sticks, and missing my mother so much I almost couldn't breathe.”

- Kathleen Kennedy

YOU’VE GOT MAIL (1998)

[maviyenot]

[ef-1]

My favouritest sport fact ever is that in 1990s 2 cardiac surgeons watched an f1 race to save the lives of countless kids. The Great Ormond Street Hospital for Children (GOSH) kept losing the lives of patients after successful heart surgeries. Specifically the 10-15 minutes after a bonefide clinically successful surgery patients would die:

And so the two surgeons filmed a handover after heart surgery and sent it to the Ferrari pitcrew who were told to critique and improve handover process

And from this:

we got this:

The error rate during patien handovers dropped from 30% to 10% with the F1 informed protocol.

I literally love this fact so much because being an pitcrew member is such a thankless job because theyre underpaid and overworked mechanics and they literally saved lives in this instance.

[buttpoems]

embarrassing myself

[traitorsdaily]

alan carr winging and slaying it | celebrity traitors (2025)

[rumplesword]

ALAN CARR | CELEBRITY TRAITORS (2025)

"you will have to stab people in the back." "they'd do it to me. they're showbiz people. i'd do it to them. you know what celebrities are like, they're two-faced."

[stevenrogered]

Amy, Tina and Seth return to the Weekend Update desk

[boyd-stevens]

BARBIE 2023, dir. Greta Gerwig

[the-headless-horsedude]

Ocean's Eleven (2001) dir. Steven Soderbergh

You'd need at least a dozen guys doing a combination of cons. Like what, do you think? Off the top of my head, I'd say you're looking at a Boeski, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros and a Leon Spinks, not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever.