come to the dark side... we have cheetos

Ali | 31 | ENFJ | Chaotic Neutral | Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge.

[firstfullmoon]

never ever ever ever ever ever ever beating the sleepy allegations

[firstfullmoon]

snoopy agrees

[noah-wyles]

one day i'll wake up and donald trump will be dead

[shadowblade8192]

9/11 could never happen today because the twin towers arent there anymore for some reason

[egberts]

beautiful women named "storage space running out" keep texting me every day

[pagets]

The Machine looks out for me. Person of Interest, 3x12 "Aletheia"

[exeggcute]

the sunk cost fallacy has been my favorite fallacy for as long as I can remember. so at this point it's probably too late to pick a different one

[pocketkris]

do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable

[kosmogrl]

[lunarriviera]

[transfemmbeatrice]

thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op

[dogpuppy]

[ryan-sometimes]

Paramore was right. Hard times

[little-murray]

gonna make you wonder why you even try tbh

[depsidase]

[gloryofdawn]

I don't think there's a single nation with more right to this proverb than Haiti

[thelawfulchaotic]

This hit my brain like that hurtling baseball exploded that bird that one time

[brucebocchi]

[tickatocka]

[ideas-for-the-void]

First combat is going great guys

[suraelis]

From Critical Role C4EP3

First combat of the campaign, and they lost DND immediately😩

[tarydarrington]

[laughter from off-screen]

[slightmood]

missing her (putlocker)