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If someday I were asked why I chose this job, I would say it is to deny the gods, to insult them even at the last moment of my life -which I do not deny I did-, but a second chance does not come as easy as people make them believe, reincarnations? Only some deserve it, eternal suffering, eternal life? Stupidities created by the gods to remind us that they are the ones over us, that they are the ones who dominate our destiny, even when they tell us that we have ”Free will".
I stub out my cigarette, throwing it to the ground and stepping on it with the heel of my shoe, I look at my watch on my left wrist. The skull, the red eyes, and the clock hands that look like bones, move slowly marking that my rest is over. I walk lazily towards that place that is supposed to be my final resting place. The place where I will spend the rest of eternity.
With a smile I open the door, just like I do every day - even though I really wanted to insult Hades and Osiris for not making paperwork easier. Who knew? Being the one in charge of checking if a person is going to torment or eternal rest could be so boring.
Now, excuse me, I must take a call and see what poor soul needs help. That is, if they are not asking for a refund. Now, if you need my help, don't forget to give me a call at: “Soulmart”.
Before I forget. Remember the line is: 01-8000-OUIJA. We are accepting workers everyday for the rest of eternity.
RING.
RING.
It is time to start working.
RING.
RING.
“Hello, you are talking with Alexander, and this is Soulmart. May I have your name and the reason for your call?”