I eoe osoas

[gauntletqueen]

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

[the-disemvoweler]

wht f y wr shrt tht ftrd pctr f y trng t clw yr w t f th shrt wth hrrd dsprt xprssn nd th txt "THT'S NT M THT'S NT M 'M TRPPD N TH SHRT"

[consonant-remover]

y y y "'''"

I o a a i's ooa eo

[tonyzaret]

Ok let me get this straight: you cruelly remove my primary olfactory apparatus then smugly hold it between your fingers saying “got your nose!” and are now expecting to be forgiven because it was “satire”????

[the-disemvoweler]

k lt m gt ths strght: y crll rmv m prmr lfctr pprts thn smgl hld t btwn yr fngrs sng “gt yr ns!” nd r nw xpctng t b frgvn bcs t ws “str”????

[consonant-remover]

: y y "!" ""????

I o a a i's ooa eo

[the-disemvoweler]

I noticed that you haven't removed the vowels from your ask button

nnms skd:

ntcd tht y hvn't rmvd th vwls frm yr sk bttn

[consonant-remover]

:

y' y

I o a a i's ooa eo

[bunnyfunction]

get in loser we're going hopping!!

[alphabetizing-posts]

get going hopping!! in loser we’re

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[consonant-remover]

e oi oi!! I oe e'e

I o a a i's ooa eo

[the-disemvoweler]

What do you do my esteemed fellow

plrsrhnk skd:

Wht d y d m stmd fllw

My best

[consonant-remover]

y

Y e

E oo. I o a a i's ooa eo

[the-disemvoweler]

schlorb

schlrb skd:

schlrb

schlrb

[consonant-remover]

:

I o a a i's ooa eo

[stonergrrl34]

imagine a really great tumblr post with 400 notes here okay

[the-disemvoweler]

mgn rll grt tmblr pst wth 400 nts hr k

[consonant-remover]

400

I o a a i's ooa eo

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[the-disemvoweler]

M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng

[consonant-remover]

8.y

I o a a i's ooa eo

[cuppydogshane]

if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[consonant-remover]

You???

[consonant-remover]

Y a I uey ei o ay ooe

I o a a i's ooa eo

[gimmick-blog-translator]

"Why am I suddenly getting so many followers"

I know it was in the tags. But I have to start somewhere

[consonant-remover]

O. Ee' a aao o.

I o a a i's ooa eo

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[the-disemvoweler]

M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng

[consonant-remover]

8.y

I o a a i's ooa eo

[cuppydogshane]

if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[cuppydogshane]

Right.

[consonant-remover]

I.

I a' e oee i Y

I o a a i's ooa eo

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[the-disemvoweler]

M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng

[consonant-remover]

8.y

I o a a i's ooa eo

[cuppydogshane]

if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[cuppydogshane]

Right.

[ominous-signs]

_

[vowel-and-consonant-remover]

8.

[consonant-remover]

Eo, i.

I o a a i's ooa eo

[consonant-remover]

Y a I uey ei o ay ooe

I o a a i's ooa eo

[the-disemvoweler]

HABIT OR RABBIT

HBT R RBBT

I have a habit of playing with rabbits

[consonant-remover]

I ae a ai o ayi i ai

I o a a i's ooa eo

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[the-disemvoweler]

Dhlng y smpl mst rd ths bk! t's ll bt ths dvs lttl ctrpllr wh smpl grgs hmslf n ll mnnr f dvn thngs

[consonant-remover]

y!'

I o a a i's ooa eo

[unyieldingsilence]

old macdonald had a farm

celine dion without consonants!

‎ ‎

[the-disemvoweler]

nnyms skd

ld mcdnld hd frm

cln dn wtht n cnsnnts!

[consonant-remover]

!

I o a a i's ooa eo

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[the-disemvoweler]

M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng

[consonant-remover]

8.y

I o a a i's ooa eo

[cuppydogshane]

if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.

[consonant-remover]

i you o a a a I ou e a eua eee. O ea iee.

I o a a i's ooa eo

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[the-disemvoweler]

M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng

[consonant-remover]

8.y

I o a a i's ooa eo