I eoe osoas

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[the-disemvoweler]

M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng

[consonant-remover]

8.y

I o a a i's ooa eo

[cuppydogshane]

if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[consonant-remover]

You???

[consonant-remover]

Y a I uey ei o ay ooe

I o a a i's ooa eo

[gimmick-blog-translator]

"Why am I suddenly getting so many followers"

I know it was in the tags. But I have to start somewhere

[consonant-remover]

O. Ee' a aao o.

I o a a i's ooa eo

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[the-disemvoweler]

M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng

[consonant-remover]

8.y

I o a a i's ooa eo

[cuppydogshane]

if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[cuppydogshane]

Right.

[consonant-remover]

I.

I a' e oee i Y

I o a a i's ooa eo

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[the-disemvoweler]

M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng

[consonant-remover]

8.y

I o a a i's ooa eo

[cuppydogshane]

if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[cuppydogshane]

Right.

[ominous-signs]

_

[vowel-and-consonant-remover]

8.

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Eo, i.

I o a a i's ooa eo

[consonant-remover]

Y a I uey ei o ay ooe

I o a a i's ooa eo

[the-disemvoweler]

HABIT OR RABBIT

HBT R RBBT

I have a habit of playing with rabbits

[consonant-remover]

I ae a ai o ayi i ai

I o a a i's ooa eo

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[the-disemvoweler]

Dhlng y smpl mst rd ths bk! t's ll bt ths dvs lttl ctrpllr wh smpl grgs hmslf n ll mnnr f dvn thngs

[consonant-remover]

y!'

I o a a i's ooa eo

[unyieldingsilence]

old macdonald had a farm

celine dion without consonants!

‎ ‎

[the-disemvoweler]

nnyms skd

ld mcdnld hd frm

cln dn wtht n cnsnnts!

[consonant-remover]

!

I o a a i's ooa eo

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[the-disemvoweler]

M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng

[consonant-remover]

8.y

I o a a i's ooa eo

[cuppydogshane]

if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.

[consonant-remover]

i you o a a a I ou e a eua eee. O ea iee.

I o a a i's ooa eo

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[the-disemvoweler]

M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng

[consonant-remover]

8.y

I o a a i's ooa eo

[parakeet]

Young people don’t know when I joined this website a decade and a half ago we used to have to walk to the post button and back and it was uphill both ways

[the-disemvoweler]

Yng ppl dn't knw whn jnd ths wbst dcd nd hlf g w sd t hv t wlk t th pst bttn nd bck nd t ws phll bth ws

[consonant-remover]

Y'

I o a a i's ooa eo

[5bi5]

Yelling “we got company” right before being attacked by a horde of enemies probably feels good as fuck for an action protagonist

[the-disemvoweler]

Yllng “w gt cmpn” rght bfr bng ttckd b hrd f nms prbbl fls gd s fck fr n ctn prtgnst

[consonant-remover]

Y""

I o a a i's ooa eo

[jackalopescruff]

cant help but notice that everyone helped Markiplier make 21 million at the box office EVEN THOUGH he tried to sell the sinister potion. WHICH IS FORBIDDEN!

[the-disemvoweler]

cnt hlp bt ntc tht vrn hlpd Mrkplr mk 21 mlln t th bx ffc VM THGH h trd t sll th snstr ptn. WHCH S FRBDDN!

[consonant-remover]

21.!

I o a a i's ooa eo

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Bedtime should work like in computer games where I lie down and click "yes" on a menu and then there's an eight hour timeskip and I can get up again all refreshed.

[the-disemvoweler]

Bdtm shld wrk lk n cmptr gms whr l dwn nd clck "ys" nd thn thr's n ght hr tmskp nd cn gt p gn ll rfrshd.

[consonant-remover]

""'.

I o a a i's ooa eo

[feldfrog]

Some people can rotate a cube in their mind. I can rotate multiple cubes. In my stomach. I swallowed some dice

[the-disemvoweler]

Sm ppl cn rtt cb n thr mnd. cn rtt mltpl cbs. n m stmch. swllwd sm dc

[consonant-remover]

..

I o a a i's ooa eo

[hi-im-kaybee]

hello kitten, what d-- wait. what happened to the ink. kitten what the fuck did you do with the printer. what did you do with all the fucking magenta

[the-disemvoweler]

hll kttn, wht d-- wt. wht hppnd t th nk. kttn wht th fck dd y d wth th prntr. wht dd y d wth ll th fckng mgnt

[consonant-remover]

, -- . . .

I o a a i's ooa eo

[hi-im-kaybee]

my letters... :(

[consonant-remover]

y ee... :(

I' oy

I o a a i's ooa eo

[delinquentbookworm]

nice selfie dude. it'll look great on the news if you ever disappear under mysterious circumstances. yeah it really makes you look like you've got friends and family who are hoping you'll return safe and sound. it's got a real "so full of life, taken too soon" vibe about it

[the-disemvoweler]

nc slf dd. t'll lk grt n th nws f y vr dsppr ndr mstrs crcmstncs. yh t rll mks y lk lk y'v gt frnds nd fml wh r hpng y'll rtrn sf nd snd. t's gt rl "s fll f lf, tkn t sn" vb bt t.

[consonant-remover]

.'.''.'",".

[delinquentbookworm]

the carcass of my post has been stripped clean and only the bones remain

[consonant-remover]

e aa o y o a ee ie ea a o e oe eai

I o a a i's ooa eo