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Connie, 26, now living at Harlow Hall

[jezebeltheangel-blog]

Were you a gymnast?

[constance-lochlaine]

No, but I considered it. It's a great way to stay in shape

[jezebeltheangel-blog]

Okay. I’m glad.

[constance-lochlaine]

I just can't get my balance back.

[jezebeltheangel-blog]

You okay?

[constance-lochlaine]

Yeah.

[constance-lochlaine]

Shit.

[constance-lochlaine]

Want to see a weird bruise?

[joonjfc-blog]

America is a weird place.

Wow. That’s kinda scary. You must be some sort of superhuman.

[constance-lochlaine]

But it is a beautiful place.

Superhuman? I just like the challenge. 

[constance-lochlaine]

Want to see a weird bruise?

[joonjfc-blog]

Almost fourteen years in this country and there are still some things I just can’t understand.

Are you alright?

[constance-lochlaine]

It's a very American things.

Oh please, I've been hit by bullets and been wailed on by a handful of people. These bruises are bronze prize.

[constance-lochlaine]

Want to see a weird bruise?

[noelkitch-blog]

Ah, insurance, I gotcha. 

They were in 2009.

[constance-lochlaine]

That was a while ago, I'm surprised you remember it.

[constance-lochlaine]

Want to see a weird bruise?

[joonjfc-blog]

Whoa! Did you hit him back?

[constance-lochlaine]

Yeah, I have some makeup on to hide a nasty shiner though. He fought dirty. Used a pipe.

[constance-lochlaine]

Want to see a weird bruise?

[joonjfc-blog]

How’d you get that?

[constance-lochlaine]

Some guy hit me. I think it was fight club style.

[constance-lochlaine]

Want to see a weird bruise?

[noelkitch-blog]

Whoa, wicked! I can lift up my shirt too but all your gettin’ is some boobs. 

And maybe a dolphin tattoo from spring break ‘09.

[constance-lochlaine]

I'm good, I just stare at mine sometimes to make sure they're still there.

Dolphins are pretty cool.

[constance-lochlaine]

Want to see a weird bruise?

[janeyfitzgerald]

Do I?

[constance-lochlaine]

I don't know, but it's got pretty colors and it hurts.

[constance-lochlaine]

Want to see a weird bruise?

[not-insane-like-randa-blog]

Everything makes sense till the aliens come.

[not-insane-like-randa-blog]

It makes so much sense now. 

[constance-lochlaine]

I always try to enlighten fellow patients.

[not-insane-like-randa-blog]

Everything makes sense till the aliens come.

[not-insane-like-randa-blog]

I didn’t know there would be aliens following a boyband.

[constance-lochlaine]

They always follow the mother-ship, right?

[not-insane-like-randa-blog]

Everything makes sense till the aliens come.

[constance-lochlaine]

Obviously.

[bellamyburke]

Connieeee.

[constance-lochlaine]

You're getting up really late.

[bellamyburke]

But I don’t wanna get up..

[constance-lochlaine]

Come on, up and at 'em.