Just Random Stuff

Mostly just a humor blog but I don't even know at this point, if you need anything just ask. Message me anytime...

[blease-remade-deactivated201906]

im only funny cause my father is an asshole

[blease-remade-deactivated201906]

if you dont got an asshole dad odds are youre not funny

[badsciencejokes]

[michaelblick-deactivated-deacti]

[finehoney]

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

[finehoney]

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

[librarydvd]

Reblog for love

[maobeedong]

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

[sooyounglovebot-deactivated2018]

@shootingshidae

[solarwoos]

life update: i’m not saying this worked but something happened literally the day after i reblogged this

[snout]

hey everybody who’s in high school rn, in less than ten years its literally going to feel like a bad dream. like its not gonna feel even vaguely real. hang in there

[niqabisinparis]

not even ten years. like 3 days after graduation

[boringangel]

ten mins after u walk out

[silk101]

damn a bitch be feeling empty as fuck sometimes

[alisonzai]

me watchng how its made

there b some specific ass machines in this world

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high

Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/

[enbyroses]

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

[christmasonthemoon]

[quitedankly]

[toastbutteregg]

wanna fuck

..ing hold hands you mean? yes I’m down for it

[luaren]

jake gyllenhaal is my favorite celebrity because he’s so goddamn elusive and weird. he’s always in good movies and is a very good actor. he’s also extremely hot. but on the other hand he’s the guy New Yorkers spot wearing a birthday hat at a restaurant and buying ice cream sandwiches in bulk. he’s the guy Taylor swift wrote a near whole album about. and he’s not on any social media so I can’t confront him. honestly who is this man.

[nerdexpress]

Someone: So which generation are you actually a part of?

People born from 1996-2001:

[grimspy-deactivated20201130]

why is everyone sad

[cungadero]

dopamine machine broke

[cronusamporaa]

not all who mcfreakin wander are mcfreakin lost

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

having a job is so weird like I can literally just…. buy shit

[dawnofwar-sexmod-deactivated201]

We out here buying shit

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

yes bitch we are purchasing shit and fuck

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

workers be shopping

[kevinokevinokevino-deactivated2]