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@constantly-confused-help
when i travel i like to take hilariously bad pictures of common tourist things, because anyone can take a nice picture of them, so i’d rather take a shitty one i can laugh at later
here’s this
continuing:
Can I play, too?
I’m howling
this explains the tourists i saw taking a picture of a picture of edinburgh castle outside tesco instead of idk going to edinburgh castle 10 minutes away
updated elf hair!!
part 2
Naughty girls
Welcome to Cow Prison naughty ones
pushed the gate open, if they pushed it any further they would’ve escaped and i would have had to chase them lol
Oh no …chasing them would be work …and you have already decided their fate …sad …how long does it take to grow a calf ….inside it’s mom …then you kill them
they look pretty alive to me lmao
fool! your clearly undead cattle have angered the vegan porn blogger!
anyone else remember Hot Gruntilda from the Banjo-Kazooie game over screen
Do Gruntilda’s big titties fill your body with lust? You’d nut in two seconds if you saw her green bust!
hey do you take constructive criticism on your posts
No sense in begging for what’s already free! Indulge in Grunty’s pussy and you’ll find pure glee!
this post feels like a nightmare im unable to awake from
A virgin can’t be picky when choosing holes for the stuffing. In the words of Inafune, it’s better than nothing!
I’m legit gonna kill you
Your actually going to die
Death comes for us all, but you’ll come even quicker! Five seconds? How pathetic! You’re making me snicker!
Tired of losing in Banjo-Kazooie? Drop those pants instead and make my loins gooey!
The bear and the bird have caused me such woes. I’ll make them bend over and suck my old toes!
if i had to read this with my own two eyes then every last one of you who follows me has to suffer too
You whine, you whimper, and oh how you suffer, but deep down Grunty knows you just wanna stuff her.
This post is pain but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t laughing through the crying.
CAN WE GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR POKEMON’S RACEFAKING KING
When people forget tans exist
Skirts and Winter
As you probably know already, lots of japanese girls run around in short skirts even in the deepest winter.
We start to freeze just looking at this! There are quite a bunch of solutions out there for people like us who can’t even stand regular cold. Layering a bunch of stockings would probably the first thing to come to one’s mind or wearing thick wool ones, neither is comfortable for many people.
The most popular solution is plush fur lined leggings that emulate the appearance of tigh highs!
At first glance, they look like your regular fake tigh highs but let’s look a little closer.
Looks quite thick already, huh?
Depending on the manufacturer, they can have up to 1cm thickness which makes you feel like wearing a sweater on your legs, far away from cold.
They come in quite a bunch of fancy designs but also in various skin color variations.
It may be hard to find non-solid designs in the west tho but in the worst case you could buy them from Taobao, search term is “绒加厚假连裤袜“.
so i guess activated charcoal lattes are the newest latte trend? for why? i hate to break it to y’all but unless you’ve ingested poison recently, activated charcoal has no real benefits. just stick to matcha [polyphenols/ antioxidants] and chai [antioxidants+anti-inflammatory]
also, if you’re on any important medications, and i know a lot of you are, don’t fucking drink these. charcoal doesn’t discriminate. it’ll render your meds useless and absorb them too as well as some other beneficial nutrients
^^^^ including hormonal birth control. Don’t fall for the charcoal bullshit. Stay safe.
Alright.. which one of you owns a Tesla?
where’s that post where someone erased all the extra lines and crosshatched shading from a jojo character’s face
cursed image
Oh my god it’s an actual 17 year old he’s been under there the whole time
He just contours.
Skyrim is too realistic
Have I mentioned I still love this game
The 3rd Season is coming soon on 12 April!!! I am so looking forward to the whole new season ;;;;
do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures
miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth
gwen: freaky flexing. but alright
miles:
miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say
ok but remember Peter B’s world is most like ours
so both Miles and Gwen would have slightly off memes and distress him when he has a hard enough time remembering his own world’s memes
I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY WOULD POINT THIS OUT.
Miles: It’s “strange flex but cool beans.” Peter: Am I tripping on something? Is this a stroke, is this what a stroke feels like?
Miles: *makes a mistake* This is distressing. Siri play Take on Me.
Gwen: you absolute heathen. It’s ‘This is tragic, google play All Star.’
Peter: whAT the fUCK
THAT’S IT THIS ONE IS THE BEST ONE
noir: strange flaunt, but alas
spiderham: that’s unfortunate, jukebox play What’s new Pussycat
I had a sudden strike of inspiration again for making a generator! Hope someone finds it useful :) Drag or screenshot!
Note: I encourage to pick 2-3 times from the additional/special abilities squares. Also to just take the body type square as a inspiration and not super strictly. ❤
“Oops, dropped your coat!” You cheerfully pick up the soft fur coat off the floor and carefully drape it back over the person’s chair. They stare at you with wide, stunned eyes. They’re remarkably attractive. You awkwardly wave at them and go sit down at your table.
They’re a selkie, you “gave” them back their coat, you now have a gorgeous and besotted selkie spouse. Hey, they don’t make the rules.
The next day, the attractive person you met shyly approaches you and gives you a little box with a ring inside. You blush, a little confused, and stare at them.
“I… Isn’t this… An engagement ring?”
“Well… We… We should get married by human customs as well.”
“… What?”
IT GOT BETTER
