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For everybody who's been here a while and felt like Wiley E. Coyote just after running off the edge of the cliff when they scrolled down to find nothing below

vympr

if you are currently an adult and in a relationship, how did you meet your partner?

work

college/education

bar/club

mutual friends/introduction

dating app

other (in the tags)

single / wanna see results

Voting ended onJul 3, 2023

#im technically single but me and my ex still care a lot about each other and have talked about getting back together so here goes #my friend wanted to perform poetry at a cafe very close to my apartment that i wasn't aware of before #i showed up to support him and in his haze of ecstacy at getting to share his art in public #he signed up for the poetry slam #now to clarify a poetry slam is not an open mic where you just share your poetry #a poetry slam is a competition.#you have a limited set of time to deliver your words with the charisma and precision of an archer-bard leading a D&D campaign #my friend was incredibly not aware of this. so when he was called up #he was quite literally HANGING OFF THE MIC and struggling for breath but still delivered the poem before the time limit was up #people were proud of him but he didnt get into the next round #meanwhile there's a mysterious dude in the corner in a striped sweater quietly observing everyone #i keep staring at him because he seems nice but lonely #the host calls up to the stage a stage name which sounds ripped out of house of leaves which i finished before arriving #my ears perk up and stripey man walk up on stage. he adjusts the mic bows his head and when he lifts it he is a brand new person #he delivers a poem that makes everyone swoon laugh and cry. i am a sobbing wreck in awe at my table #i don't remember if he won but the takeaway here he is extraordinarily good with words but when he goes to his corner #he stays alone observing and silent #this cannot stand and with the confidence of a white woman two margaritas in i mime a cowboy lassoing him over and he obliges #two poetry nights later we know each other by now #i perform for the first time and make a kurt cobain joke about bleaching my hair for my 27th birthday. and then give him my number #because im tipsy and i think he's sweet i put a heart emoji next to my name in his phone. he's intrigued and shoots his shot #i initially say i just wanna be friends because i intend to only date women for a while but i still invite him over to watch mandy #i show up stoned and nervous but my arm touches his arm and i think “oh... i like this.”#we go back to my place and as the haze clears up i look over at him watching the movie and i think “what if i put my leg on his leg”#and so begins a two hour game of heterosexual chicken in which nothing's definite but he's stroking my leg and im feeling up his arm and wo #and when credits roll i finally ask “can i kiss you” and that's it boys everything just melts away #flash forward and we basically dated for a full year and continue to be extremely close even after the breakup #i still say “i love you” and he still gives the kind of hugs that they can't capture in movies

phantomrose96

Wait I realized this Twitter rate limiting thing happened literally the same day as the Reddit 3rd party app shut downs. Wonder how many of those users have come here today to this Luigi Wins By Doing Nothing Ass website

necronatural

humming-fly

Every now and then I'm reminded Real People with Actual Jobs use tumblr and I've always been legitimately curious what all you weird adults are up to when you're not on this site and with tumblr's New Poll Feature I can finally get an answer! (or the closest approximation of an answer possible with only 10 available options h a)

What job do you currently have (or plan on having in the future)?

Deals With People (customer service of any kind, waiter, hospitality, etc.)

Professional Nerd (engineer, programmer, accountant, etc.)

Keeping Things Running (maintenance, janitorial, delivery, construction, etc.)

Never Left School (teacher, academic researcher, still a student, etc.)

What Kids Consider "Real" Jobs (lawyer, government agent, doctor, etc.)

Graphic Design Is My Actual Passion (designer, animator, artist, etc.)

Literal Backbone of Society (farmer, assembly operator, temp., chef, etc.)

Like And Subscribe!! (influencer, comedian, sales, marketing, performer, etc.)

Full Time Public Service Baby (firefighter, non-profit, social worker, etc.)

My Job Is Cool But Not Listed (slap that in the tags if it's fun)

Voting ended onApr 13, 2023

#i very desperately want to transition into a job that solves the plastic crisis #but for now im transitioning from Deals with People to Professional Nerd because my new job is in IT #now i get to harbor bloodlust against computers rather than my fellow man

roundo

She served a dangerous amount of cunt

#i only noticed the iconic V below the tummy jsut now and i want to bite a drawing #it's actually alarming how hot they made eris for no good reason

panstarry

spreads from last semester’s zine 🎇 punks of color in the scene, issue 2

click here to read issue 1

galaxysyrup

ho99o9 is the fucking best i need this zine immediately now

evilwizard

every year on April first i get harassed by the same damn poltergeist. the April Ghoul, i call it. but not this year. this year I’ve rigged a series of overly-complex, cartoonishly-violent traps all the way down the staircase of my tower. wanna see?

*stands up to move toward the staircase and you see my shoelaces are tied together*

evilwizard

AH FUCK—

Visit Original Link

evilwizard

*stands up* well that was embarrassing. thank goodness i only fell halfway down the stairca—FUCK!

Visit Original Link

#(bops in time and assumes that the body is also falling to the beat)

angelicguy

owww. owwwuh. fuck. wait. *pulls out* theres a damn rock in your pussy man.

pezpenser205

the tags on this post are absolutely rancid. good work everyone

beepathan

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

fembutchboygirl

Hi guys i'm so glad no one's doing april fAAAAAAAHHH AHHHHHH AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO DID THSI

shinesurge

stop calling indie comics webtoons for the love of god

shinesurge

how are we not all objectively disgusted that a company swooped in and turned a punkass art medium like webcomics into a brand like i can't believe we just rolled over and allowed this where's your goddamn rage

beesmygod

BEEN SAYIN THIS

alexis-royce

Thinking about this makes my chest feel like a throat that's just finished screaming. Makes it feel like I flexed my nails and dragged them down the inside of my skin.

Anyway, if you want to read the real punk stuff, you can find it over on The Duck and on Comicfury. Anyone can upload to those sites, and a lot of longterm artists and writers moved over there after our sites got bought up and destroyed by large corporations.

shinesurge