Constantly Tired Reader

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[constantly-tired-reader]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

On a purely semantic level, Edge is no stranger to naps.

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Yo, long time no see, lol.

I've mostly wandered out of the Undertale fandom due to irl stuff + other fandoms calling to me, but I've been rereading some old faves and apparently, that plus the desire to procrastinate on job hunting, packing to move, and hand-tailoring a shirt for my brother's upcoming wedding resulted in the obsessive urge to write some schmoopy spicyhoney out of nowhere this afternoon.

Hope y'all enjoy!

[sweetcherryblossomswrites]

[morioghan]

[nathaliehaha]

Thank you for blazing this

[escuerzoresucitado]

[teaboot]

Oh no.... not my bed and my pillows and my blankies..... sure would suck if I.... got snug as a bug in there.... whatever would I do......

[meloetta]

i still can’t believe renaissance fairs are real

[meloetta]

it’s like anime expo for fans of the black plague

[zoby]

have you ever actually been to one or are you just basing this on that episode of family guy

[meloetta]

the implication that i’ve ever seen an episode of family guy in my life is worse than all the medieval insults that have been thrown at me so far

[itslookingback]

evil infodumping where you just tell lies

[magnetothemagnificent]

TikTok

[redvelvetrevolver]

5 Minute Crafts

[fangirlycupcake]

Resume

[pansexual-pied-piper]

What is or isn’t a slur can be highly contextual, y'all.

“Jonny Sims bummed a fag off my ma” doesn’t contain a slur, but “What are you, some kind of fag?” does.

“Queer studies”, “the queer community” and “I’m queer”? Not a slur. Some bigot calling you a “dirty queer”? Slur.

“Be gay, do crimes” and “He’s gay” ≠ slur, but “Ew, that’s so gay” = slur.

In conclusion, stop buying into this fucking “q slur” bullshit. Queer people talking about the queer community aren’t using it as a slur any more than a gay man calling himself gay is using that term as a slur.

[kyleblackpaw]

Looks like its time for derogatory pepperoni again

[pansexual-pied-piper]

That is actually hilarious, thank you for this addition

[heartsnbruises]

Always reblog derogatory pepperoni

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Pepperoni (derogatory)

[atlinmerrick]

I LOVE this, thank you.

[fyeahgothicromance]

I really miss when we kept 6 ft away from each other while in lines

[opal-porn]

Ethiopian opal geode

[catgirlwheels]

Very very hard boiled egg

[outofcontextdiscord]

[dominiqueramseyart]

here comes the sun

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i'm such a dumbass, i'll be in pain and take an ibuprofen and then like 15-20 minutes later i'll be like wow, it magically subsided. it suddenly got better. i'm glad it decided to go away now and then i'll be like OH right. The ibuprofen

[marinebiologyshitposts]

clownfish be like “i know a spot” and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

This post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.

[marinebiologyshitposts]

yes hello i am very sorry to hear of your lack of satisfaction. if you’ll just follow me to the suggestion box its just inside here

[roseverdict]

cask of anemonillado

[kitty-exclamation-point]

THE FUCKING ANEMONE GOT THEM

[honey-sunny-bee]

Pronouns? I mean, I'd say I am. I don't see why anyone would be anti-nouns, that seems like a weird hill to die on, especially since they're so common

[cadaverkeys]

One of my favourite post formats is when someone with a similar URL to op torments them like they are failed clones of each other and it completely changes the tone of the original post.

[cadaver-locks]

So. I think we have some things in common

[cadaverkeys]

[kosmo-mckogane]

rereading my own writing is just a constant fluctuation between "damn, girl, you wrote this? (affectionate)" and "damn, girl, you wrote this? (derogatory)"

[aurevoirblog-deactivated2023082]

I am also “damn, girl, you wrote this? (forgetful)”